[phone ringing]
Can we please be excused? [ringing continues]
Yes, Theodore.
[ringing]
Alright, boys, time to prank call
this prank caller.
Oh, oh, and Alvin, no prank calling!
What? Huh? Oh, no, didn't hear you.
We're calling those pranksters back, right?
Of course we are.
Oh, good, cause I think I can unblock
their phone number,
with this computer software I have.
Oh, Simon, this is great.
Give 'em a call back on this.
But, but Alvin,
use the voice changer to talk to 'em.
[ringing] Hello?
Listen up, you little punk.
This is Commander... well, the guy in command, okay,
of the whole military.
Okay, okay. Have you got that?
Tell him he won a trip to Mount Buttchump Loser Island.
Shh. And I know what you did,
and I'm not going to let you get away with it.
You got me?
Tell him he's got a date on Buttchump Loser Island.
Population: him.
Theodore, stop. Now, if I hear so much as a peep out of you,
I will rain down upon you with a horribleness
that- that will just, you know, curl your toes
and make you very, very sorry. Are we clear?
Crystal clear.
And now let me make something clear.
D-D-Derek?
This is not Derek. This is a retired secret agent
who has the skills and the tools to find you.
And I've got nothing better to do
than to teach punks like you a lesson.
I will make you pay.
Wait, wait! No, no! This is- This is totally unnecessary.
You see that- H-Hello? H-Hello?
Were the last two digits 8,7 or 5,7?
5,7.
Alvin, d-did you call the wrong number?
Maybe.
[gasping] Maybe?
[gasping] Oh, no. Oh, no.
But you said it was untraceable. [ringing]
It is. He must have some, you know,
advanced technology or something.
Oh, Dave told us not to do this. [ringing]
[sighing]
[ringing]
[gasping] That's the house phone.
Dave! Dave! Don't pick up the phone!
We got it!
Here, here, you talk to him.
No, you talk to him.
Theodore, you talk to him.
[ringing]
Here.
[clearing throat] Um, yes? Hello?
[whispering] I'm coming for you.
No!
I think we- we just have to leave.
You know, it's just not safe here anymore.
And- And- And poor Dave, you know he's not safe
as long as we're here.
Guys, guys, but, you know, let's- let's think about
you know, all of our options b-before we do anything,
you know, drastic
Oh, oh, before we do anything drastic.
Well, you know, that's good, you know, cause,
you know we just have a man that we know nothing about
that, you know, he's coming after us. Okay?
And, and, uh, you know, it sounds
like he means business, you know, but, but, yeah,
we don't wanna do, you know, anything drastic.
[doorbell ringing, gasping]
Is that him?
It can't be. He doesn't know where we live.
Simon, this guy doesn't kid around, okay?
He has the technology. He told me so.
Boys, a Sergeant Doakes is here for you!
Boys?
You thought you could mess with me and get away with it?
So boom, now she's got the scent
and, bam, she's gonna lead us right to them.
That's how this works.
No. Okay, you're getting confused.
This is where they live.
We're trying to find where they're going,
where they've gone to. Okay?
Okay, something's wrong with her. Ah!
Please don't hurt us.
This was a terrible misunderstanding.
You know, an accident.
I told you I was going to make you pay, and I will.
What- What's this? I did the calculations,
and that's how much your prank call cost me.
$976,000? We can't get that kind of money!
Are you nuts? I mean not you, but you know,
that it's just, you know, it's very, very tall order
for, you know, very, very short people.
Alvin, Alvin... [chuckles]
that- that says $9.76.
That's payment for the phone bill
and my time that you wasted.
Wait, wait, that's it? That's all you want?
- $9.00? - And 76 cents.
Oh, oh, yes. Totally, of course. Absolutely.
Theodore, go get this man his money.
What? Me? Why do I have to get the money?
Will you you just go get it?
I don't want to have this argument right now.
Hey, stop! Sit! They're not in here now!
They live here! They've gone somewhere!
No, they're not in the house. What is wrong with you today?
Eight, nine, and 76 cents.
Come on, we're going back to the station
to talk about what your problem is,
cause this is not o-
Oh, hey. Hey, Dave, they're in here!
I'm so sorry for doubting you. Who's so sorry for doubting you?
Come on, I'm taking you to get treats.
Let's go.
- Boys. - Dave.
So did you guys straighten everything out?
Yes. My job here is done.
And, again, uh, sir, just,
please, um, our- our sincerest apologies.
You know, we were just trying, you know, to stop someone
who was prank calling us.
Is that right? You wanna find this guy?
[chuckles] I can find anyone.