What's up, Rob here
In my bathroom, Welcome to Hack Job
You know the problem with hacks is unfortunately
Half of them you don't think about until after the ideal situation to use them in is over
And the other half of them just don't f*cking work
For example, this week's hack, suggested by Nadine and liked up by way, way too many of you honestly
Remove hair by using iodine and baby oil
What?
I mean come on, let's get f*cking serious here between you and me
I don't think that either of these two things contain any sort of hair removing like properties
Or ingredients
Of course I have no idea what those ingredients would be in the first place
But I went to the store and I picked up everything that I needed, f*ck it
Let's give it a shot.
Alright let's see what we got here
Definitely don't mean to blind you
As you can see I am white as f*ck
Almost to the point of transparent
I blame this on my parents
Now as far as hair goes, I don't really have a lot of it
Unlike this f*ckin sasquatch motherf*cker Jesus
I've also never removed my leg hair or disturbed any of the natural process which happens down there
So I'm honestly like not really sure whether or not these are my original leg hairs
From when I was a teenager, Maybe when they first grew in?
I'm not a hundred percent sure.
But here goes nothing
Alright mix one cup of baby oil and one tablespoon of iodine
You know right off the bat I'm gonna call b*llsh*t because you can't even mix these two things together
It's like mixing water and oil, it's impossible
After it's all mixed, kind of to the best of my ability, I begin to apply it.. at first with some toilet paper
But that... that wasn't doing sh*t
I just had to get in there with my fingers, f*ck it
I applied it, I rubbed it in
I did everything that you could do
But it still wasn't really mixing that well
At this point I said f*ck it and I threw the iodine on my legs directly
And this actually looked like it started to work
I got a color going I got a good lather, so I kinda put that all over, massaged it in
You know, as best as I could, I don't know exactly what I'm supposed to be doing
Or how the hair is removed
I'm really not a hundred percent sure I should be applying this to such a large area of my skin
Especially with a bottle that says do not use over large areas of the body so there's that
Alright so I put this on for almost five minutes now, I'm not really sure whether or not
The hair is supposed to evaporate or burn off
Maybe it's supposed to retreat back into the hair follicle in which it came
I don't really know but it does not look like it is...it does not look like it's working
My hair is still here
This is a bunch of f*cking b*llsh*t
Alright hold on, I'm just gonna wipe it off here, wait.. wait..
No, no, no nevermind, false alarm
Thought it.. Thought it was working for a second
Oh wait what the f*ck
This f*cking s*it just stained my legs
Oh you motherf*cker
Oh this looks f*cking terrible
Oh, come on
I've got a damn pool party to go to
Hold on there's gotta be some kind of
Corinne's gotta have some kind of tanning spray or something, oh
Okay alright here we go
Nice, medium glow s*it
*sprays* Oh yea, holy s*it this stuff is awesome
Blend it in here... oh man... I guess it would be weird if I didn't do the other leg
Whaaaattt, you can see my hair now
Some more here, oh yea
Look at that
It looks like I'm a real boy
Doesn't match the rest of my body though, maybe some on the arms?
Yea, this is looking good. Oh yea, that's kinda sexy.
Well the hair removal hack did not go over too well but the self tanning process I think
Was a f*cking success.
This is, I'm f*ckin lookin good
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