- Hello everyone.
This week on Heat Vision Breakdown, we are joined
by a very special guest, Dan Fogler,
the star of Fantastic Beasts: The Crimes of Grindelwald.
In theaters today.
- Does it look like the logo is
zapping you with like lasers?
(zapping noise)
- We're going to ask you a few questions about the new movie
and then we're going to play a little game to figure out
whose the best wizard of all time.
- Oh boy.
- In this new movie, we also have the addition of Jude Law
as a young, sexy dumebeldore.
He's sexy, I think we can say that right?
- Yeah.
Have you looked into the man's eyes?
- You have looked into his eyes
and you are working with Johnny Depp in a much more
expanded role in this new one.
What was it like working with them
and bringing them into this world?
- Oh yeah, both of those guys are legends.
And you're wondering like,
Jude how is he going to be?
I've seen the movie twice already
and I'm just like he's awesome.
He gets the accent and even the beard kind of looks like
yes, that would grow into a longer beard.
(laughter)
You know it's like he's got the swagger
and the glint in his eye.
You're like he's perfect.
Johnny is also like menacing and really scary
as Grindelwald.
He's an excellent bad guy in this.
And then you know, in between takes he was just like
hey man, how you doing?
He was just like totally cool.
- That's pretty good.
- Did you like that?
- Yeah I like that.
- I've been working on it.
- You have said that this movie is sort of like,
the Empire Strikes Back of the Fantastic Beast
or the Harry Potter world, meaning it's probably going to
be a little darker in tone.
The first one was pretty dark.
How much darker does this one get?
- It's got a lot of the same parallels in it.
The Empire Strikes Back is my favorite movie.
Favorite out of the Star Wars series,
that's what I grew up on.
And in Empire, the good guys are taken down a notch.
You know, at the end of Empire Luke loses his hand.
You know, the good guys have taken a beating
and the bad guys have leveled the playing field.
The same thing happens in The Crimes Of Grindelwald.
And you're left at the end like wondering,
oh my god is everyone going to be okay?
I have to see the next one, you know?
You're character Jacob Kowalski is a no-maj or a muggle.
Are you jealous of the magic users in the movie?
Do you wish that you were a magic user?
- Yeah.
(laughter)
- That was a definitive answer.
- You know he's a magical dude
because his heart is so damn big.
Like the Star Wars reference,
Han Solo didn't know how to use the force.
- It's true.
- Lay that into the Zeitgeist right there.
- No I like that.
- Jacob Han Solo, the same.
- Alright, we're going to find out who
the best wizard or magical person is of all time.
We're going to go two at a time and widdle it down
until we are to the best wizard of all time.
Are you ready for that?
- Yeah, I'm ready for that.
- To start off, we have Gandalf.
Oh not Gandalf, Dumbledore.
They both have long beards.
We have Dumbledore vs a younger version of Dumbledore.
- Ohhh yeah.
- This is hard.
- I know because experience has to beat handsomeness.
- He's so sexy.
- You know what, I'm going to pick him.
(laughter)
You thought I was going to go the other one.
- Alright, up next, we actually have Gandalf.
- I was just thinking about Chris today.
- And Feng.
- I don't think Feng's a wizard.
(laughter)
I'm sorry man.
Although, we would confuse the crap out of him.
Bye Gandalf.
- Oh Gandalf, god that is a shock.
- I can't believe that.
He's not even a wizard.
(laughter)
- We have Credence from Fantastic Beasts vs Gargamel.
The Smurf hating wizard of the Smurfs.
- Pretty sure that the Obscurus
would melt his crazy face off.
Goodbye Gargamel.
(laughter)
The Smurfs live another day.
- Alright, we have two very powerful magic users.
We have Gringelwald himself vs Dr. Strange.
- Um, this guy is in the other studio.
(laughter)
- Oh this is a really hard one though.
- Is it?
- So we have Harry Potter himself vs Hermione Granger.
- Hermione.
He would win in a duel,
but he would never hurt her and then she would take
advantage of that and stab him in the eye.
No I'm kidding on.
That's awful.
I'm sorry Harry.
- So long Harry.
- Last one and this might be the hardest of all of them.
We have your character, Jacob Kowalski.
- Who has no magic skills at all.
- No but he is also going up against somebody
who also doesn't have magic skills.
Han Solo himself.
- Han has a blaster.
Sorry man you haven't been around long enough.
You're awesome.
(sad music)
On second thought, you remind me of me.
Han you're also at the other studio.
- Wow.
- Jacob wins.
- Oh the upset.
- Every time.
- Round two, Credence vs Feng.
- Wow.
- I want him to survive just because of how good
your Christopher Walken impression is to be honest with you.
- I think you're right.
Although my Credence is pretty good too.
Sorry man.
He'll forgive me.
I love Chris Walken so much.
- Alright, we have yourself again
vs a school girl Hermione Granger,
who is also a very powerful wizard so.
- Why are you putting me against her?
She'd beat me.
- You made it to the second round though.
- She's a jerk.
- This is the finals now, well the semi-finals.
We have Christopher Walken yet again as Feng
vs a young, sexy, Jude Law, Dumbledore.
- Wow, this is hard.
Sorry man.
- Ohhhh.
- It's Chris Walken every time.
I want Chris to win.
- Alright, this is who's going to go against Chris Walken.
We have Grindelwald or Hermione.
This is a good one too.
- I'm going to say Hermione is going to pull
something out of her brain.
Sorry man.
I'm sorry.
- Alright.
And the final, we'll get a drum rolling.
- No this is obvious.
- Yeah, I mean everyone knows the answer to this.
We've have Christopher Walken's character against
(laughter)
- I won.
Mostly because my hair is so good.
You know who the real wizard is, Dan.
Has anyone heard of remote viewing?
It's what I'm doing.
- Alright, there you have it.
The winner of the best wizard of all time is
A, not a wizard and B, is Christopher Walken's character
Fang from the 2007 hit, Balls of Fury.
- You know why I was thinking about Chris
is because he would make an incredible professor.
- Lets get Christopher Walken in the Harry Potter verse.
- Chris, Chris, Chris.
- We're the only ones?
- Alright, I want to thank our guest
Dan Folger for joining us.
He is star of the new film
Fantastic Beasts: Crimes of Grindelwald,
in theaters right now.
Go check it out.
Dan thank you so much again and for putting to rest
finally, who is the greatest wizard of all time.
- It's Chris Walken every time.
- Oh my god.
I'm no good at it.