- Hey, I got a good feeling about this episode.
So good, in fact, that I've gathered
all the TNT I could find, you know, just in case.
(laughs)
- Ah, great!
- [Voiceover] I feel like after the explosion
the John Cena Theme should play.
- I like that idea.
- I don't.
- Let's be honest, nobody cares what you think, Pear.
Let's see what happens when I detonate--
(explosion)
- [Voiceover] John Cena.
It's time for Ask Orange.
Can you say M without touching your lips together?
(grunting)
- Ah, this is tough.
I need something soft against my mouth in order to do it.
Pear, come here.
- What? What is it?
- I need to put my mouth against your butt real quick.
- What? No!
- Come on, it'll be really quick.
- What is it with you and butts?
- It's not me, the audience is all about butts.
I mean, have you ever read the Ask Orange questions?
Like, half of them are about butts.
- Get away from me!
- I gotta deliver for the fans.
(Pear screams)
- [Voiceover] Can you stop talking for 10 minutes?
- Well that's easy!
I'm sure I can, and to prove it,
I've recorded myself doing it.
Just clickity-click-click-click right here.
- [Voiceover] "Have you ever watched Star Wars?"
- Nope, never. What's Star Wars?
(laughs)
Am I pronouncing that correctly? Star Wars?
- [Voiceover] "Orange, have you ever
mind controlled someone?"
- Huh, I've actually never tried before, zombiemutant1 Luff,
but I'll give it a shot right now.
Zombiemutant1 Luff, I command you to
touch your tongue to your eyeball.
I command you to rub your belly
while patting your head, while singing the ABCs backwards.
I command you to mail me a live squirrel via Western Union.
(laughs)
- Special delivery for Orange.
Got a hot package for an orange.
- Oh, whoops, I guess I accidentally
set my mental powers to gingerbread delivery man instead.
- So ...
You just want to sign right here for me?
Great, thanks.
- Take care buddy.
Sorry about controlling your mind
without permission and all that.
Wait a minute.
(screams)
- [Voiceover] Pear, orange made you twerk off your butt.
- (Screams) Well don't just stand there,
help me catch it!
- (Laughs)
- [Voiceover] Hey orange, can you blow up
a grapefruit like a balloon?
- Of course! We do it all the time for parades.
- Now remember, insert the tube carefully.
Ah! I said carefully!
- Sorry, it's kind of hard to do when you don't have arms.
- Let's get this over with.
(air escaping from tank)
- You gonna win first prize this year grapefruit?
- Naturally. As though anyone's capable
of making a balloon more spectacular than me.
(laughs)
- Excuse me, I'm looking for the parade entry booth.
- Pack it in fellas.
- Pull out the tube?
- Pull out the tube.
(air escaping from balloon)
(screams)
- [Voiceover] Don't read this in ask orange,
or Midget Apple will grow to the size of a building.
- Wow, its too late, we already read it!
- What the ... Yes!
Yes!
- [Voiceover] Oh, and shrink ray.
- What the ... No, no!
- Wow, you're even punier than before.
I think we should give you a brand new name.
- You mean you're finally going to stop referring to me by
the extremely politically incorrect name Midget Apple?
- Yep. From now on, I'm calling you Midget McPuny Shrimp.
(laughs)
- Hey, I resent that.
My name is Midget McPuny Shrimp, and I'm way bigger
than this pint-sized weakling.
(laughs)
- This is officially the worst day of my life.
- [Voiceover] Have a baby with pear.
- I think we should name her Sarah.
What do you think?
- How about Robot Sarah.
- What? No. She's not a robot.
- Oh, or we can call her Eyeball Jones.
(laughs)
- No!
- How about Burp, Oblong Thingamajig, Burger McPherson,
Robot Burger McPherson, Robo-Burp?
- We should not have a baby together.
- [Voiceover] What's your nightmare?
- My nightmare?
- I hereby declare kazoos and pots banned from the kitchen.
- No!
- And declare grapefruit and passionfruit man and wife,
for all eternity.
- No!
- And now, bring in the dancing hippos!
- Not the hippos!
Anything but the dancing hippos!
(screams)
Um, I don't really have nightmares.
Next question please.
- [Voiceover] What are dog?
- Dog are mammal.
Dog enjoy eat food, barks,
and much chase of cats,
automobile, and mailman.
- [Voiceover] Can you take out your eyeball?
- Sure, can't everybody? What the-
(vomiting)
- [Voiceover] Can you do an ask pear?
- All right.
It's about time I start getting some respect around here.
- [Voiceover] If you do, how long can you
survive in the blender?
- On second thought, I didn't want to do it anyways.
Later!
- [Voiceover] I think you should have an early shocktober.
- I think that's a great idea.
Let's do it.
(scary noises)
- Wait a minute, no.
No, I take it back, this was a terrible idea.
(screams)
No! Not the hippos!
Get away from me you dancing hippos!
I have TNT, and I'm not afraid to use-
- [Voiceover] And his name I John Cena.
(John Cena music)
- I don't know about you guys, but I am pumped up
for this episode of ask orange.
Thanks GI Joe.
- Anytime.
- To the questions.
(laughs)
Knife.