♪ This kind of news Is always hard to tell someone ♪
♪ We really hope It doesn't break your heart ♪
♪ But somebody run Yeah, somebody ran ♪
♪ A woman or a man Maybe in a van ♪
♪ Somebody ran over your go kart ♪
- And it got crushed! - It's unfixable!
Yes!
Now that's how you give bad news.
♪ I don't wear designer clothes I don't go to the finest schools ♪
♪ But, I know I ain't no fool baby ♪
♪ I may not be a star I'm not driving the sickest car ♪
♪ But, I know I can make you happy baby ♪
♪ I don't know what you been used to Never been with a girl like you ♪
♪ But, I can give you a love that's true To your heart, not material things ♪
♪ I'll give you my song These words to you ♪
♪ Sing you what I feel My soul is true ♪
♪ I don't have the world Can't give it to you girl ♪
♪ But all that I can do (All that I can do) ♪
♪ Is give this song to you ♪
♪ What I like about cheese is that you can put it on veggies ♪
♪ And it tastes, mm-mm so good ♪
Yeah!
♪ I call you up when I know he's at home ♪
♪ I jump out of my skin When he picks up the phone ♪
♪ What can I tell if he's looking at me? ♪
♪ Should I give him a smile? Should I get up and leave? ♪
♪ I know it's strange I don't what I'm thinking ♪
♪ But is it wrong If I see him this weekend ♪
♪ I really hope I can get him alone I just don't, don't want her to know ♪
♪ Yeah-ee-yeah ♪
♪ My best friend's brother Is the one for me ♪
♪ Yeah-ee-yeah ♪
♪ A punk rock drummer and he's 6 foot 3 ♪
♪ I don't want to, but I want to ♪
♪ Cause I just can't get him out of mind ♪
We have a song.
For you.
[music playing]
♪ Hey, Mr. Beck ♪
♪ Your life's goin' swell ♪
♪ Now here's some news ♪
♪ That's not so fun to tell ♪
♪ Oh ♪
♪ Now Andre'd like to thank you For the use of your car ♪
♪ But something icky happened And it's kind of bizarre ♪
♪ His grandmother peed In a clear plastic cup ♪
♪ Andre put it in your car Then he started it up ♪
♪ Now... comes... the bad part! ♪
♪ He was on his way to the doctor And he took a sharp turn ♪
♪ The cup fell over And spilled all the urine ♪
♪ 64 plus 9 equals 73 ♪
♪ But please don't feel bad now That your car smells like pee ♪
♪ 'Cause you're still good looking ♪
♪ I feel delirious Come, let's get out of here ♪
♪ We're so anonymous, but It's all coming clear ♪
♪ We're heading for the sky And we'll get lost in it, 'cause ♪
♪ All I want, all I want All I want is everything ♪
♪ And I will pose if I wanna And I will vogue like Madonna ♪
♪ I might not dance like MJ, R.I.P But I will give the best of me ♪
♪ All I want is everything Yes, everything ♪
♪ Too much is not enough ♪
♪ I'm sick of settling for in between And I'm not givin' up ♪
♪ As long as it feels right At least we know that we're alive ♪
♪ All I want is everything Yes, everything yeah, oh-oh ♪
Listen, I don't have a lot of time. I have a hot fella picking me up
any second.
Yeah, about that... Two, three...
♪ Trina, oh Trina ♪
♪ Yeah Trina You're staying home tonight ♪
♪ Now Seth, he was gonna take you ♪
♪ To a rockin' Lakers game ♪
♪ But Seth, he started thinking ♪
♪ That hanging out with you Is just insane (just insane) ♪
♪ Now Trina, oh Trina ♪
♪ Yeah Trina You're staying home tonight ♪
♪ You're staying home tonight You're staying home tonight ♪
♪ You're staying home tonight ♪
♪ 'Cause you've been dumped... tonight ♪
[screaming]
[smashing]