(glasses thudding on bar)
- He was great to have around though.
- Yeah.
- He would eat anything for a dollar.
Also, really easy to steal a dollar from too.
- Still is.
- Hey, are you telling embarrassing stories about me?
- No, no.
- Amanda Koontz is here.
- [Voiceover] Homecoming queen?
The one you joined color guard for?
The one whose friend zone triggered
a lifelong inability for you to understand
who is and isn't interested in you?
That Amanda Koontz?
- Right there at the end of the bar.
- What are you waiting for?
Go get that Kootz.
Oh, you don't have to hang out with me
if you don't want to.
I'm sure I can guide myself through
these small town folk.
- No, it's OK.
Believe me.
I'm here with the legacy friends.
- Legacy friends?
- You know, those people you hang out with
because you met when you were kids
but if you met them now you wouldn't think twice about?
- We started building our yurt in Arizona.
- How's your health?
- What?
- Hi!
- Hi.
- Oh my God.
- What?
- Look at you!
- Look at you.
- Uh, the Facebook moms.
- [Voiceover] The post nothing
but their kids on the internet.
- Throwback Thursday?
- Absolutely.
- I went to second grade with Lucy.
Now she has three kids.
It's crazy how time flies.
She used to date Jake Stavos
who is now sitting with "the townies".
We're still young so it's not alcoholism yet,
but there are a few opiate addictions in there.
And the rest, they're cops.
Weird how you don't need an education to be a cop.
- Yeah, it's weird that like,
there's like, here's a gun.
- [Voiceover] Yeah!
- And you don't need to know, like, math.
- That's so weird, right? - So weird.
- I didn't even want to come.
I just figured I'd drink away my social anxiety
and prep for a lot of,
"What have you been up to?" conversations.
- Right?
So what have you been up to?
- Mmm.
- Oh shit.
- Alright, let me try.
- I can't even get to the bar, like --
- They used to be the popular kids.
- You are good.
But those guys used to be popular too.
They're part of a "just home for the holiday" group.
The guys who owns a Fortune 500 company.
- Hey, everyone.
Drinks on me!
Except for you Seth, because you were a fucking dick.
- [Voiceover] That guy who just won't give up.
That guy trying to bag the girl he couldn't in high school.
Do you want to meet my friends?
- Yeah, sure, whatever.
- OK.
- They don't hang out in this shit hole.
- I do!
- Hey, do you want to get out of here?
- Yes.
- OK, cool.
- [Voiceover] Feeling good?
- [Voiceover] Yeah.
- [Voiceover] That reminds me,
two guys that forgot to pick it up, the blue sheets,
I got to go run and grab those things.
- Just go to my house --
- This is awesome.
I haven't seen this many trees since "Tree Detective".
- We do this every week.
- It's great to be quiet again, you know what I mean?
So, this is it.
Whoa.
Wow, um, I need to go to the bathroom.
I'll be right back.
- So then she gathered us all up here
and she was like, "I'm coming out of the closet"
and we were like, pft, "Duh".
- The first person I came out to was a door guy.
We don't talk anymore.
- We've known each other for so long,
it's like we're like family.
- What are you doing here?
This is your chance.
This is 10 years in the making, OK?
It's like the feelings you had
in high school don't even matter.
It's like it doesn't even matter.
It doesn't matter.
- So you'd have to send out like 25 brunch tags to just--
- What are brunch tags?
- I don't know.
You guys really do have it good.
- Whatever, I'm cool.
It doesn't matter.
I don't care.
Sex doesn't, I don't need an emotional relationship
to experience sex.
Alright, I hope she's still there.
Hey.
- I like the stars because they make me feel small.
- That's how I feel about the subway system.
- Does this matter?
- I just thought--
- No, does like, does this matter?
- It doesn't matter.
Yeah, it doesn't matter, right?
- You're really interesting.
- Do you want to go inside?
- Yeah.
- It doesn't matter.
- It doesn't matter!
It doesn't matter!
- What's happening?
(rock music)
- So where do you want to get breakfast?
Chris was telling me about this
kitchy 50s style diner in town.
- Um, I'm actually good for breakfast
but Chris lives right next door.
Maybe you could just got with him.
- Yeah.
Sure.
- Mmm.
- Yo.
- Hey.
Wearing this nose strip because I didn't
get to wear it last night.
- Oh.
Yeah, last night.
- Casual sex.
It's cool.
- Yeah, super chill.
(rock guitar music)