Hi I'm Bill Hader.
Hi I'm Isaiah Mustafa.
I'm Andy Bean.
Hi I'm James Ransone. (laughing)
What the (beep) was that?
Hi, I'm Finn Wolfhard.
I'm Wyatt Oleff.
Hi, I'm Chosen Jacobs.
Hey, I'm Jessica Chastain.
And I'm Jay Ryan.
Hello my name is Jack Dylan Grazer.
I play Eddie in IT chapter one and in chapter two.
And this is Jaeden Martell and he plays Bill
in IT chapter one and in chapter two.
And this Jeremy Ray Taylor and he plays Jeremy
in each episode of IT chapter two and it IT chapter one.
(laughs)
We're here to take the "which IT character are you?" Quiz.
Test.
Test. Yeah.
Quizlet.
Quiz test. It's not quizlet.
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First, how would your BFF's as I call 'em
describe you? (laughs)
Tough, genuine, funny, sincere, determined, brave.
I'd say determined is a good word.
Yeah.
yeah, I'd say you're determined.
I would yeah, I would call Wyatt determined.
I would like to say.
Call you funny. I'd say call you funny.
Funny.
What would you y'all say? I'd say.
I said funny. You? Sincere for sure.
Sincere? Funny.
Funny.
I'm gonna go with sincere 'cause I'm like,
Mmm. An Idiot.
Yeah I'm gonna say determined.
Hopefully hopefully genuine.
I would say funny.
Aren't genuine and sincere the same thing?
Obviously he's indecisive.
I'll go with determined.
I would go with sincere.
How would you describe me?
Tough or genuine?
You're pretty tough.
Tough, okay I'm tough. Yeah.
Where would you hide from Pennywise?
A bathroom, a tree-house, a sewer,
a carnival, a basement, an abandoned house?
I think these are all horrible.
Mhmm. These are terrible options.
A carnival 'cause there's rides.
I'm gonna go with carnival too.
It's like a big open space. Yeah.
Oh man.
I'd go up the tree-house.
Oh tree-house, really?
What do you got?
I'm gonna go to a bathroom 'cause I feel like
I can just like lock myself in.
No one can get in.
And then you won't (beep) your pants in the bathroom.
(laughing)
I would do a carnival.
Yeah. really?
'cause at least outside there's not many places,
like if you go in a sewer it's one way street.
Yeah true. That's true.
Carnival.
Definitely not a sewer 'cause that's where he resides.
Definitely a carnival 'cause that's where he resides.
Definitely not a basement.
[Both] 'cause that's where he resides.
Definitely not in an abandoned house.
[Both] 'cause that's where he resides.
Definitely not a bathroom 'cause that's where he resides.
Definitely in a tree-house 'cause he doesn't reside there.
(laughing)
Let's all go tree-house.
I would never hide from Pennywise
in any of those locations because they're all scary.
I wish there was a church.
I would probably run to a church
and douse myself in holy water.
An abandoned house?
A basement?
What crazy person runs to a basement
to hide from a killer clown?
That's where you find Pennywise.
In the basement.
I guess a tree-house 'cause that's the most open
and you have the more places to run.
That's my answer.
And you have like you know, a viewing platform.
What are you afraid of?
Small spaces, flying, heights, wolves, clowns, spiders?
I'm gonna go with heights.
Spiders.
I'm gonna go with wolves.
Wolves?
Yeah. Ooh.
Does that say that here?
Oh twilight.
(laughing)
I'm gonna say heights.
I don't like spiders.
I'm more scared of small spaces than heights honestly.
I'm doing small spaces.
Oh yeah that's fair.
Wolves.
I'm afraid of small spaces and heights but I'm gonna go
with heights overall. Spiders.
I'm gonna go with with pigeons on this one.
(laughing)
Spiders fo'sho.
I'm gonna go with small spaces on this one.
Really?
Yeah I'm a little claustrophobic.
They should have snakes for Jess.
Yeah snakes is my number one.
I guess I'm more afraid of spiders than I am of flying.
That's close but I'll say spiders.
Pick a Stephen King book.
Pet Sematary, Misery, 11/22/63,
Carrie, The Stand, or The Shining.
The Stand baby.
I'm going with The Stand too 'cause I've read that.
I like The Shining.
Yeah. Jeez man.
It's between Misery and Carrie for me.
I'm gonna go with Misery.
Carrie.
I love Carrie.
The Shining.
Carrie.
I'm gonna say Pet Sematary.
I'm gonna go with The Shining.
I'll go with The Stand.
Mine is Misery 'cause it's Misery Chastain.
I'm there but I'm gonna with The Stand
because that's the Stand By Me.
Choose a clown.
I like the Will Work for Laughs guy,
'cause that guy is cut down on his luck, you know.
- [Chosen] I like the regular.
- [Finn] This guy is down on his luck and you know he.
- [Wyatt] I like this guy who doesn't really care.
Yeah he's not even a real clown.
With the glasses.
He's not even a real clown. I like the fake clown.
And that's what makes it funny.
Yeah that's what makes him the clown.
Right? He's the guy with the no clown,
yeah makes it funny. That's the funny.
I'm going for Will Work for Laughs guy.
I'm picking the one that look like
he was made in the Soviet Union in the late 50's so.
Okay.
I'm looking at the guy whose unemployed
looking for laughs.
Yeah I want this intern guy that they were like,
"we need you to put this nose and hat on for this.
"Some par Buzzfeed intern."
I'm gonna pick the guy with the glasses and the red nose.
I like the little baby one that looks like the flying nun.
Yeah, I picked the one with the mask
who has looks like a little.
Flying nun.
Like the dog.
The top row absolutely none.
No one.
Because that's just creepy.
What do you wanna do with the clown though?
Choose a clown to do what?
Probably the middle bottom one.
She looks sweet.
She looks like a real birthday surprise.
The guy at the bottom right, he looks like
he want nothing to do with this quiz.
Yeah.
I'm gonna go with Will Work for Laughs because.
That's a creepy clown.
Why? I know.
I like his sign.
But he's not even smiling.
He's entrepreneurial.
You're a monster.
Okay choose an 80's movie.
Stand By Me, E.T, Ferris Bueller,
The Breakfast Club, The Goonies, Ghostbusters.
I'm going with Ferris Bueller.
These are good options. Hands down.
Stand By Me.
Goonies.
I'm gonna say Ghostbusters.
I'm gonna go makeout with The Goonies.
Is it between The Goonies or Ferris Bueller?
I'm gonna go with Ghostbusters.
I'm gonna have to go with Ferris Bueller's Day Off.
E.T. Yeah.
E.T for me is like, there that's.
I would've said E.T too.
I'm gonna go with The Goonies.
Ferris Bueller's Day Off.
Stand By Me I'll pick.
I'm gonna go with E.T.
- [Both] Finally!
Choose something important from IT.
Georgie's yellow raincoat, Derry,
The Losers' blood oath, Eddie's arm cast,
The sewer or Ben's poem for Beverly.
Ben's poem for Beverly.
Eddie's arm cast.
The Losers' blood oath.
I'm gonna pick the entire city, the entire town of Derry.
Eddie's arm cast.
I'd say the sewer.
What about the blood oath?
I'd have to go with the yellow raincoat.
Obviously Ben's poem for Beverly
because that's the only positive thing on this list.
It's beautiful. "Your hair is winter fire.
January embers."
Ben's poem.
I'm Mike Hanlon. (laughs)
Dude we both got Stanley.
I'm stanley Uris.
Me too.
I'm Bill Denbrough.
I got Ben.
I got Richie Tozier.
I got Stanley Uris.
Yay! Hey!
I got Ben Hanscom who is the character
that I always say that I should be.
I got Bill Denbrough.
I got Ben Hanscom.
Whoa!
I remember the first character I ever auditioned
for when we auditioned, I auditioned for Bill
and I didn't get it.
Is this rigged?
That's rigged.
Or is Ben Hanscom the best character in IT chapter two?
We both got Ben.
"Your personality matches Richie. You're sarcastic,
"optimistic, and passionate.
"Like Richie, you're the person your friends often
"turn to when they need a good laugh.
"You don't tend to take life too seriously
"and you march to the beat of your own drum.
"You like long walks on the beach."
"Your personality matches Bill.
"You're genuine, committed and loyal.
"Like Bill your a natural born leader who prefers
"to surround yourself with a tight knit group of friends.
"You often lead with your heart."
Damn straight.
"Your personality matches Mike.
"You're brave, pragmatic, and sincere.
"Like Mike you're someone who will charge
"headfirst into danger."
"Your personality matches Ben.
"You're brave, genuine and smart.
"Like Ben you're sometimes underestimated by those around
"you but you love to prove those people wrong.
"You have a close group of friends
"that you consider your family."
Yeah well I think the casting of Ben Hanscom
was pretty good.
If I do say so myself. Well clearly,
there's some competition.
Maybe I would've been a good Ben.
He's the sweetest.
He's the sweetest. He's the nicest.
"Your personality matches Stanley.
"You're meticulous, whole-hearted, and hardworking.
"Like Stanley you're cautious when it comes to stepping
"outside of your comfort zone."
"While you're a creature of habit you trust your friends
"to lead you down the correct path."
Everybody.
We just did it.
And none of us were the characters that we played.
So clearly we're a miscast.
(laughing)
I thought I was gonna get Beverly.
I wanted to be Ben.
Strong, determined Ben.
Architect.
He's good with numbers. (laughing)
Hey guys I just clicked this out and it has those like,
live webcam things for PornHub on here.
(laughing)
Who had this before me?
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