Spencer and I are getting married.
[moaning]
- Wow. - Isn't it grand?
So grand.
OK, that's it!
Huh? Ah, my arm!
Make some spaghetti tacos.
What? We're having steamed halibut for dinner.
You hate steamed halibut because it's boring.
You like to make spaghetti tacos.
And when you make them, you sing a little song.
Carly, I only sing songs in church.
[screaming]
What's wrong with your sister?
I'm not just his sister. I'm your friend.
Carly, I think you better calm down.
I don't wanna calm down.
- She's crazy. - I heard that, Rona!
Can I get you some ibuprofen?
No!
I just want you back.
I want you the way you're supposed to be.
I want you to make crazy sculptures and to accidentally set stuff on fire,
and to wear socks that light up!
And I want you to be single and lonely again!
And I want you to leave the country.
And nobody even likes you!
And I want Sam back.
And I want you to be my friend and say "In 5, 4, 3, 2",
and not the one, which I never understood but I liked it.
And I just want my life back.
[crying]
Well... ba-humbug.
Mitch!
Mitch, where are you?
Mitch!
I want my life back!
I don't want Spencer to be normal. I want him to be all abnormal again.
Please!
Mitch!
I want you to change everything back to the way it was.
Spencer, Sam, Freddie, everything.
Mitch!
[crying]
Oh, there you are.
Hey, did you check out that video I sent of the guy who can fit a whole--
Hey.
- Hey, are you crying? - Just leave me alone.
Um, OK but for the next iCarly,
we gotta figure out which video is going up in the first segment.
iCarly?
Did you just say "for the next iCarly"?
Yeah. Why are you--
It's back! Our studio is back!
Hello, old car!
Hello, bean bags!
Hello, hammer that almost killed me!
It's all back!
Whoa daddy, what is going on here?
Sam!
You're out of juvie!
Juvie? What are you talking about?
Spencer!
- Spencer! - Hey, what's up kid-- Oh!
Hey, what's up with all the squeezing and squishing?
I missed you.
And our house is back.
- OK, I have no idea what you're talk-- - Hey, Spencer.
Do you want us to help you take that tree down to the garbage?
- Yeah, just help me stuff it in-- - No.
No one touches this tree.
- I thought you hated it. - I do not.
It's my favorite tree ever.
Come on, let's put it back over there where it belongs.
OK.
- Let's go. - Alright, yeah.
- Here we go. - Right in the middle, alright.
And go, go, go, go, go.
Slow, slow.
- You got it! - To the right, to the right.
- A little more. - And stop!
- Alright. - Perfect.
See? That's not bad at all.
It just needs a little love.
Yeah.
You guys help me slam some decorations on it real quick.
Sure.
- I like this one. - Oh, wow.
Get in there.
Oh, a banana. I love bananas.
Right there, it compliments the tree nicely.
Nice. Get in there.
I like it right here, sort of near the top.
- Right there. - Oh, that's nice.
Alright, that looks better.
- Help me put the garland on. - Oh, yeah.
Start it-- where's the end?
- Here, let's put this all on there. - Yeah, yeah.
- Start... wait. - I like eggnog.
Thanks, Mitch.
- Thank you. - Why thank me?
'Cause if it wasn't for you, I would have never gotten my wings.
Oh, oh.
[laughing]
Chicken wings?
Merry Christmas, Carly.
Merry Christmas, Mitch.
- We gotta make it look good. - OK.
Wow.
- Looks nice, huh? - Yep.
Spencer, you're not normal, but you did build a nice tree.
[humming]