This is Ortho. He's new here.
- Ah. Hey. - What's up?
Doesn't Ortho have thick hair?
- Thick. - Ah, sure.
I've, uh, asked you to stop doing that.
So, how do you like our school so far?
It's nice. Hey, can you tell me
about the school's main water supply?
- Our... water supply? - Hmm.
Yes. You know the water that all the teachers
and students here drink.
Why you wanna know about that?
I have reasons.
Sorry Ortho...
they don't really tell us about our water supply.
I see.
Hey, does this school have any security cameras?
Security cameras?
Yes. Where are your cameras?
Uh, there might be some outside.
I don't think we have security cameras
here in the hallways.
You guys ever heard of Drill Finger?
Those little pickles?
Oh, I think those are dill fingers.
I love dill fingers. [laughing]
This is not about pickles!
I'm talking about a dentist.
Named Drill Finger?
Yeah. He used to be a dentist
before he turned to a life of crime.
Three years ago, he kidnapped the mayor of Swellview
and removed all his teeth, which left him toothless.
That's why he only eats soup.
Exactly.
And what happened to Drill Finger?
I captured him and took him to jail.
But he was released three weeks ago.
[beeping]
That's Drill Finger.
Does he always wear masks?
Yeah, but look at his hair.
Just like Ortho's.
But what are they up to?
[sighing]
Well, I guess I'm not gonna figure it out
just by wearing a loud shirt and stroking my chin.
What do we do?
But not to worry,
I'm your substitute, Mr. Gilding.
Now, who can name some other evil people? Ortho?
Um.
Oh, think, Ortho.
Surely you must know someone with evil intentions.
Like maybe someone planning to sabotage this school.
Yeah, Ortho.
I-I don't understand.
What are your plans?
Um, after class I plan to eat a turkey wrap.
Ah ha!
You, student, examine Ortho's turkey wrap.
What is going on?
Wrap's clean.
Ortho... you bring your father to class tomorrow.
O-Okay.
Sorry, I'm a little late. I had some things to do.
What kind of things?
Yeah, what things?
Just some work stuff. Uh, so I was told
it's bring your father to class day.
That's right.
Okay.
So... now what?
Maybe you could tell the children
about the type of work you're doing.
[zapping]
Uh.
Father!
Oh, bad luck.
It appears that Ortho's father is having a medical episode.
No, I think you did something to him.
Oh, I'm calling my mom, and then you'll be in big--
[zapping]
Uh-oh, there goes Ortho.
Good heavens.
The medical problem must be genetic.
We should take 'em to the school nurse.
Good idea. Let's hurry up, shall we.
Drill Finger was just spotted in Nebraska.
- Nebraska? - Affirmative.
He put four mega tons of sugar into the water supply.
Situation?
Water very sweet, teeth in danger.
Understood.
[beeping]
What do we do?
Nothing. We only protect Swellview.
Nebraska, not our problem.
Right.
But you guys...
if the real Drill Finger's in Nebraska, who's that guy?
He's my dad, you dip twits!
But- But why'd you want to know
where our school's water supply was?
Because my uncle sells water filters
for schools and small businesses.
[everyone] Uh.
Okay, but why'd you ask
about our school security cameras?
Because at Ortho's last school
the security cameras caught him picking his nose.
[everyone] Oh.
After that, some of the other kids
called me Booger Boy.
[laughing] Booger Boy.
Kids can be cruel.
Okay. Wait.
Then why did you say your dad was gonna take care
of Captain Man?
- Yeah? - Yeah?
'Cause my father owns a chain
of retirement homes for old people.
And I'm building a new one here in Swellview.
It's still in the planning phase.
And when Captain Man gets old,
I hoped I could take care of him.
To thank him for being such a wonderful superhero.
We've clearly made a mistake here.
So we're gonna let you both go.
As long as you promise
not to mention all this to anyone.
Are you nuts?
As soon as we get out of here, we're going right to the police.
Uh.
Well, in that case.
[zapping]