*wapish* TOP OF THE MORNIN TO YA LADDIES
My name is Jacksepticeye and welcome back to "Party Hard"
We're going into the Neon Top Party this time, I think...
I have heard that some of these levels get a little bit hard,
And I have also found out how I unlock some of the other characters.
Um
People were saying that there was only three other characters
So I'm assuming that they've changed a whole lot
since then, um, some of the stuff I looked up there was only:
A cop, a ninja, and a lady...
that we got to play as, which I think are just these three, so...
I think there's two new ones, and I don't know how to get them
But the Cop, you only get by completing the entire game, so I can't get that yet.
The Ninja, you get by completing a level having no bodies detected
And the Girl, you get by running from the cops five times...
running and escaping from the cops five times.
I think that's per level, cause I'm pretty sure I've done that more than five times by now, so...
I know how to do them, I'm probably not gonna do them yet.
I'm just gonna continue on my dude and see
how I can get through these levels and just have a bit of fun.
Really glad people like this game.
It's so cool. It's one of those games that I-
I didn't really know-
Where the fuck am I?
Oh there I am! I'm right in the middle! Jesus, I didn't even know.
I guess that's what this is for.
When you dance...
[Reading on-screen text] "What?" "Just fuck off!"
Okay, jesus...
I thought my dance moves were great but I guess not.
Um...
Right! So-
can I...?
What're all these?
Can I just dump bodies off the edge of the roof?
That's something I would like to know, because it feels like...
...that that definitely would be something I could do. Okay...
Let's make a call!
Let's see what my call does this time on this level...
Nothing's changing yet!
We have fucking workers down here as well, goddamnit!
What did my call do!?
"Break dance floor"
OH SWEET JESUS
I just killed 19 people immediately!
WOAH
*Laughs*
AND NOBODY SPOTTED THEM OR ANYTHING!
Oh that was awesome!
Seriously, what did my call do? Did I actually make the call?
I'm not sure now if I did or not...
"Poison the Food"...
Umm...
"Throw Person Into Fan" Okay, that's a thing we can do...
"Make a Call"...
I made another call, what is it doing?
"You're too drunk!"
*gasp*
I
DIDN'T
FUCKIN'
DRINK
ANYTHING!
"19 hours something tried tutorial"
FUCK you game!
Insulting me like that...
OOH
There's an item over here...
I should really just sprint straight towards breaking the dancefloor right at the start, shouldn't I?
OHH, I can't go over there...
Got it.
Okay, so I need to get up there somehow,
Cause security kills me if I try and get up there myself.
Okay.
Break dancefloor, break dancefloor, break dancefloor.
THIRTY FOUR PEOPLE KILLED
I IMMEDIATELY just killed half the people in the level!
WOAHH
That's pretty good!
Oh!
Were the window washers the dudes that I called in?
I don't know, but I'm gonna break gumball machine...
And
Imma break this over here...
...poison the food...
Oh no, here they come now...
I dunno what my call does.
"Throw Person Into Fan"
There we go.
*Laughs*
YES!
THE POLICE COME IN CHOPPERS NOW!?
What the fuck-!?
OHH
Do I just call the fucking elevator?
Okay, don't attack me.
Imma break this so it kills you.
Please?
YEAH!?
YES!!
Fuck yeah!
I dunno what I did to the dancefloor and why everyone just vanished.
Ohh, and I can start the engine on this and kill a few people over there!
GO! GO!
IT FUCKING KILLED ME!
Go-
Oh, it didn't kill me, it just knocked me down!
YES!
I thought it killed me, jesus christ...
"You can carry drunk people."
I know that!
Do people get suspicious of me though?
He's gonna arrest this dude!!
YES!
What is this?
Oh, these are all...
"Throw Person From Roof"
Okay, I can't do it there? I have to do it up there? Really!?
Anybody wanna dance with me?
Dance party!
Arrest him!
Yeah, arrest him!
Good job, yeah, do it!
Do it...
YES!!
*Laughs*
"49/68"
This is the best ANY of my runs have EVER done.
Can I just kill you and throw you over the edge?
They scream and everything!
I like it when they scream
And this one shouldn't run out, right?
And just continuously throw people over the edge,
because how would I run out of space...
...over the edge of the fucking roof?
OK
Kill this dude real quick...
You saw nothing! You saw nothing!
Go away! Go away!
Are you coming over here?
No!
Good, good!
I wonder if the helicopter can actually land on people,
AND the two bodyguards are dead so now I can go over there all I want.
Yes, come on in!
Come on over to the death roof!
THIS IS AWESOME!
I thought the levels would get much harder, this one so far has been way easier than the last one...
Well I say that NOW but...
Shit, there's no extra item to get now!
There was a breifcase over there, now I can't get it...
K, "Gumball machine", that's a good one...
That'll at least kill SOMEbody...
What can I do with you?
"Start Conga Line"
*chuckles*
*laughing* Whaaat?
I can start a Conga line??
OHH
YES!
But-
Do I just start a random conga line, it doesn't even follow me or anything?
Oh OKAY! *laughs*
OH MY GOD, if I start a conga line right at the start of the round...
...and kill...
EVERYBODY
on the dancefloor...
Can I through- I can't throw anybody off the edge over here...
Only in this side, right, okay...
This might be a little harder...
Right, you are going...
...straight into this fuckin' fan!
"Pick Up Body"
Okay, just throw 'em over the edge- There we go!
I thought I could throw people into the fan!
Not that one!
Obviously...
That's a bit of a "special scenario" apparently...
Right, HOW am I gonna get away with killing ALL these dudes...
...with no extra weapons!
I've no bombs or anything...
FUCK!
"Cut The Rope"
See ya later, dudes!
*laughs*
YES!
Okay, there's only 13 of them left...
I should...
...by ALL intents and purposes...
...be able to do this...
...super freakin' easily!
Throw him in! Throw him in!
YESS!!
NICE! And nobody suspects a thing!
Did I poison the food?
Yeah...
Damnit!
Ok, come on over.. come on over.
Red rover, red rover, let douchebag come over...
And THROW!
YES!!
AND second douchebag!
HHYAH!
NICE!
This is going so well!
High-FIVES!!
I LOVE THIS!
Keep on coming over!
C'mon, anybody wanna dance over here with me?
No.
Okay, Imma kill you...
Here we gooo!
OHH I'M EXCITED!
I don't even have a fantastic score either...
I feel like I've been doing magnificent-marvelous!
Oh yes!
You just woke up from a little snoozers, didn't ya!
KYUP!
You didn't see anything, you didn't see anything.
You were pretty close, but you didn't see anything, you're fuckin' blind apparently.
*Exhails*
This is going well, this is going good,
I like this.
It's a bad time to be alone, friendo!
HYAH!
I can't throw your body over anywhere here though, but I'm just gonna leave the body up here in a tree.
Maybe someone will think that I'm composting with a body.
Maybe they'll think that he's not-
Maybe they'll just think he's a tree?
Okay, I need some more of you to come over here...
Please...
Or at least go over there, or go-
YES!!
YEESS!!
Marilyn Wayne is gonna come over
[quietly] Yes!
He has Shorty's hair from Scary Movie.
*chuckle*
Over the edge you go, wait-
Look out below!
AAaahhh...
SPLAT!
[quietly] Yes!
♫ Go to sleep... ♫
♫ ...AND GOODNIGHT ♫
♫ LA DA DA ♫
Oh, can you stay there?
Can you stay there, I don't have any sprint left!
Cindy!
You better fucking stay there!
Stay! STAY!.. STAY!!
YESS!!
HOLD!
And you go over there!
This is going well!
OHH
Murder on the dancefloor indeed!
But you better not kill the groove!
Shit, there's two of you over here...
Uh oh.
Okay, well...
Stab...
and...
...STAB!!!
*maniacal laughter*
NICE!
The girls, they do like a high-pitched scream when they fall over.
*Imitates high-pitched scream*
That or it's the sound of like a whistle, like...
...the falling sound.
I- I pretty much have this done!
Pretty much had this one, don't even have to hide the bodies anymore.
WOAH
I think I'm gonna go home, cause this party's pretty...
DEAD.
The DJ really...
KILLED it tonight!
Oh, sweet mother of god, that's fucking gross and disgusting.
EW, why would you do that?
I'm just gonna have a party on my own.
*In-game music plays*
YES!
That was good!
That went well!
That's my best level so far!
That's the best I've done any of these levels, I think...
And the quickest too, it only took...
Well it took three attempts, but the first two were kinda bullshit because...
of...
...me just getting caught randomly.
OH!
I'm making my way across America, I didn't even realise that.
Ohhh okay.
Fair enough.
ANYWAY
I'm gonna leave this episode here.
I might go back and try to get some...
some of the extra characters...
in my own time...
so I can have them and show them off for other- cause...
they play differently...
all the different characters.
Of course, they're not just a skin change so...
hopefully we can get some of them and dick around with them.
ANYWAY
THANK YOU GUYS, SO MUCH, for watching this episode,
If you LIKED it...
PUNCH THAT LIKE BUTTON IN THE FACE...
LIKE A BOSS!!
AND...
...high-fives all around!
*wapish* *wapish*
BUT THANK YOU GUYS, AND I WILL SEE ALL OF YOU DUDES...
IN THE NEXT VIDEO!!
[outro music]
Fuckin' headphones pulling out...
I'll teach YOU when to pull out!