Ooh
What do we have here
Johannes looking good my man
Oh hey Mark
Oh and hey allissa too
Good day dohnation
Ok so we have an amazing day in Los Angeles today
The weather is absolutely incredible,beautiful blue skies, clear skies
The sun is out and i'm feeling okay, hope you have a really good day
Yes guys it is going to be a very good day today
I'm going to go outside and tan
It has been a while since i've caught some rays
It's been raining a lot in Los Angeles
And it's finally hot again
This type of weather is the reason i moved to Los Angeles
I'm sorry to you guys that it's been snowing or raining where you're at
But hey straighten up little soldier
So yeah i definitely want to get outside, get some tanning done
And then hopefully i can get some cinematic stuff for you guys at sunset
I'm going to hit up my buddy Jordan and see if we can go out and get some drone footage and some other stuff
Like i said in my last vlog i really wanna step up the quality and get some more cinematic stuff for you guys
But since i had a long intro yesterday imma cut this one short
So lets get the day started
Wow. I don't even want to put that one in i'm embarrassed.
Wow you should be embarrassed
Oooh
What do we have here
Johannes looking good my man
Oh hey Mark
Oh and Haila too
How hot is it right now
It's so hot
Are you guys sweating?
Absolutely
I'm gonna join the sweat
Ooooh boy it is hot out here today
A 100 and something degerees
And in the sun with this tanning oil on because i'm pale it feels like 120 baby let's get it
OMG alright guys it is flaming hot out here
And Jordan just text me and said to come over
So i'm gonna go see what he's up to
I gotta get out of this sun i'm sweating my dick off
Jordan
Yo
Where you at
Over here
Jordann
Oh hi Alissa
What are you doing bro
I'm changing my wifi password so you fuckers can't use it down at the pool
I didn't use it at the pool
Johannes did
Yeah bro get everybody off that shit
That is your network no one else's
Thank you
Yo lets talk about why you have 90 layers on your project right now
Look at this. This is the most insane setup I've ever seen
Because i like 14 layers always
What are you editing right now. A music video?
It's a music video yeah
By the way bro enough of this music video. Congrats on being with this girl right here for 1 year
Let's put it there. That is some tough work
It was hard but..
I don't know how you put up with her bro
Also, congrats to you
Thank you i'm fucking perfect
Oooh
Yeah i don't know how you put up with his shit
She made me an asayebo this morning
That is so cute
Yeah he says really cute shit in peoples vlogs
Haha she's calling you out bro
Oh but wait look what she got me for our 1 year
She got an artist on instagram to make it
And that's me and her. When i first met her we met at cafe gratitude in Larchmont
And then i saw her eating at a table
And i was like i'm literally in love and someone was like go talk to her
I'm like no that's crazy you don't talk to someone in the middle of lunch
So then she got up to leave and i'm like omg here's my chance i gotta say something
So i walk behind her and like a psychopath
What do you say to someone who's walking away from you
So i'm like I like your backpack
And so there's the backpack. And she just got it that day luckily
So she was like thank you i just got it today
And that's how we sparked conversation
So you guys have been dating for a year because of your backpack
Not because of your looks because of your backpack
Yeah
He hit on that backpack hard
You guys heard it here first Mark Dohner vlogs no one else knows that story
Now that was such an exciting love story. I wish i had one about myself and a girl
But that doesn't exist in my life. I'm 23 years old i've never had a girlfriend (Mark you can date me)
But guys now that you got me all sentimental and feeling lonely
I gotta go
Ok but i'm sorry
But i'll see you later
Congrats on 1 year
Thank you so much.You look really tan
Ooh she just touched my hand bro are you gonna let her do that
Yo yo yo ok so i just got changed up and showered after tanning
Uh taken 2 showers today. No bueno
And i might have to take a 3rd because i think i'm gonna go workout later
But i'm gonna eat right now
Also i forgot to tell you guys in yesterdays vlog. I'm heading to Austin Texas on Wednesday to go to south by south west
So if you guys live in Austin or if you're at south by south west come say hi
Kylie and i will be there
But i need to get some food in my stomach right now
So let's go smashh
Smash
So i'm gonna eat by myself again. Logan is not home who knows where he is
I think he's cooking up some crystal meth
And then Kylie she just doesn't hang out with me anymore
Actually she like pulled her quad or something playing soccer so she's injured right now
So hopefully she gets better by the time we go off to Houston
So i'mm gonna go enjoy this meal by myself yunno
If only George was here because we're going to his favorite place right now
And i said we but it's me and you going to his favourite place Kitchen 24
And then Johannes is just vegan so you can onlly really eat a couple
Hold on
You only have like a couple options with Johannes cause you know
He doesn't eat animals
Well now that i say that it sounds bad
He doesn't eat meat
Should i be a vegan?
It looks like i'll actually be eating all by myself cause no one is here
Yeahh
Is that my
Is that my boy
Absolutely
Whatcha doing here?
Eating by myself bro
I like it
Yeah
Welcome
Well i was just uh drinking my latte and..
Yeah no luck here. That's uh that's coffee
The one time I take the cup and I go up like this instead of leaning over the table
I ruin my shirt
Brand new shirt
Alright we got a chicken club baby
Now all though i'm a little upset about my shirt.I'm going to
Smash
Oh my gosh that was absolutely delicious
I'm so glad i didn't have to eat alone
Thanks for coming Johannes
What are we gonna do right now?
Gym baby
We're going to the gym baby
What are you holding me for
Because if i'm too fast then i'm not in the vlog
Oh yeah it's all about getting in that vlog
(Johannes' amazing laugh)
So we're gonna go home right now get in the gym
I'm glad to be back i feel like i'm a 100% again
This guys spray painting good job good job
And yeah we'll see you in the gym
Logan
What's up bro
Mark
Yo what are you guys doing
That's my boy
Master chief
Nice to meet you man
He says its nice to meet you too
Oh you can hear him but i can't
No it's not really hearing it's more like a telekinetic type of thing
I also see this behind you
What?
Is that your telekinesis half
I can explain. That's child of the universe. That's what that is
You're a weird roomate bro
Yeah
Imma go downstairs
You look like the silver surfer so
Ok bye. Bye Mr. Incredible
Yo Logan's into some weird shit man they got like storm trooper dressed up
And they're cooking up like meth
Wtf man. Weird roomate
I'm uh i'm going downstairs now
I got my hulk-smash-protein shake
I don't have any pre workout so i'm gonna go get some from Johannes
Dude Logan's weird man
Oh look who's here
Give me some of your cocaine
Hey how's it going what
Hey dad
Why you talking to Georges dad
Oh there's George. I was like why is Johannes just talking to George's dad
Oh they have a thing
Oh ok
Yeah same haircut
Bro you can't film my apartment right now because i just got everything
Like all my stuff is here and it looks like a mes but it's not
Look at this
Yo wait wait wait is that pineapple?
Shhh
Who's coming over later
Shh
George's dad?
What. Wtf
Alright bro i need some pre workout
Do you want to see what i did
Look at this
Oh what. Oh we got bananas. Oh what
Oh and i see frog which is frozen yoghurt
Saving it for later?
Yes
Along with the pineapples ok
Alright just waiting on Johannes i'm going to get started right now with a warm up run
Gotta get that cardio. It's been a while
Sweat out the toxins get the flu out of me
Time to get this money
Oh man just finished my warm up baby. Two and a quarter miles
Thermostat in here says 80 degrees
No ac in here we sweating
You ain't gone
I did 15 minimals
Bro i haven't done cardio in a while
My inner walls are hurting me bad
Yeah bro
But i need it do you see the sweat
Yeah I see that sweat
80 degrees in here let's go
We both got our warm ups outta the way it's monday and you know what that means
International chest day
Let's get these titties baby let's get em
We just finished working out baby I uh I forgot to film it again
Just because we got so into it
Blasted that chest i can barely hold up my camera right now it's shaking a little
You see that you can tell
See i can't even
Touch his elbows. He can't even touch his elbows thats how swollen his chest is
What are you gonna do tonight
I have no idea. Edit probably
You shaking i see it
I know i'm shaking the camera
I'm gonna go back get a protein shake in me
And then see what the rest of the night has to offer
I kind of want to seee another movie
Have you seen Logan?
Yeah
What about uh get out?
Yeah
I'm gonna have to be seeing a movie alone today
Dude your eyes right now look amazing
Thank you. Holy shit
Dude i'm realising I compliment you too much on you physique and your eyes
No no you my boy
I see comments about us having a bromance
You told them?
We're just we don't have a bromance guys
We do not have a bromance i'm just gonna clear that up right now
Just got back from the gym got my protein shake in me went to the hot tub after that with Johannes
Good time showered up
Back and ready
Logans getting a smoothie right now but we're gonna play a game when he gets back
We're both born in the 90's so i wanted to do a 90's music trivia
Or a 2000's music trivia
And see who can guess the songs first
I kinda want to do the 2000's because that was like the middle school years so it will be like easier
There's a lot of 90's hits that we couid miss because we missed half of the 90's
Well he did i missed 3 years of the 90's
I was born in '93 he was born in '95. He's actually about to turn 22 on april fools day
So early happy birthday to Logan
But i'm gonna get everything set up so when he gets back we can do this trivia
Alright told you guys what the challenge is. We've decided to do 2000's songs
So what i'm gonna do is i'm gonna play a song. I can't see it neither can he
I'm just gonna hit the next button on a spotify playlist of 2000's hits
And we'll see who guesses it first
Me
Why are you eating with chopsticks
Oh i actually have an explanation. Do you wanna hear it
We're out of silverware?
No. Chopsticks when you eat with chopsticks you eat slower
And when you eat slower it means you take time to get full you don't like just scarf your food
So it's good for when i'm eating healthy you know
That's good
Yeah bro. The more you know
Here we go. First song
I don't know the song. I think it's coldplay
Scientist
Scientist? never would've guessed that
Next song
Britney Spears. No
I don't know either
Shakira
Beyonce
No air Jordin Sparks
No he's right. You're definitely right
Yes i got it.Let's see
No it's halo
Halo Beyonce
Dammit
Still 0-0
This is hard
I know you want me Pitbull
Yes
You belong with me
We belong together Mariah Carey
I don't even know this one
Tic tock Kesha
Say something
Yeah
Say somehing
I'm giving up on you
Great big world
Dammit
No i have no idea
I got nothing
I don't know the name of it
This guys good
Bro i shouldn't have agreed to play this game. I'm just gonna get my ass beat
I don't know the song name
Sex on fire
Pump up kicks
No chance. Oh my God
Yeah
Caught up Usher
Yeah
He's like a year or two years older than me
Yeah
You're more experienced
Stacy's mom
1985
No
Snappy fingers
Buy you a drink
Oh it's a tie
Nah we were never gonna guess that
We suck. We're going to switch to 90's
This is hard dude
What is love
All star smash mouth
Alright 2000's hip-hop
Oh all over the world
Finally
Uh Gasolina
I knew it too
Ayo technology
Calm down what is it?
Thug life. That's the episode
Pretty boy swag
No
No what
Through the wire. Kanye west
Big papa Notorious B.I.G
Juicy
Wow
I don't even want to put that one in i'm ebarrased
Wow you should be embarrassed
In love with a stripper
Oh wait you're right i think it's i'm in love with a stripper
Last one here we go
For the cake
Whatever you like
Yes
No
Uh i'm pretty embarrassed that i didn't know more of those songs
What was my childhood
Yo we suck
And i know it's going to get so many comments like you guys suck
We know
So we both clearly need to brush up on our 90's and 2000's hits
But it was good to hear some of those songs again. It's been a long time
I'm going to close the vlog off here.Sorry that i didn't do any drone shots today. I missed the sunset
I'll get those tomorrow
Remember that i'm going to Austin Texas on Wednesday so if you guys are there come say hi at south by south west
Shoutout to the entire dohnation for watching especially my girl Bia
And i will see you guys all tomorrow so until then say it with me one time
DEUCES