LET'S TAKE A LOOK AT THE HEADLINES, SOME BREAKING YOU
NEWS IN THE WORLD OF POLITICS.
IT LOOKS LIKE FORMER NEW YORK CITY MAYOR AND BUSINESSMAN
MICHAEL BLOOMBERG SERIOUSLY CONSIDERING ENTERING THE
DEMOCRATIC RACE FOR PRESIDENT BECAUSE TODAY HE FILED INITIAL
PAPERWORK TO ENTER THE PRIMARY.
A NEW YORK BILLIONAIRE RUNNING FOR PRESIDENT.
(LAUGHTER) LIKE AN ACTUAL BILLIONAIRE
RUNNING FOR PRESIDE.
WHERE DID HE GET THIS IDEA?
NOW FOR ANY OF YOU ARE AREN'T FAMILIAR, MICHAEL BLOOMBERG IS
77 YEARS OLD, OR AS THE TOP DEMOCRATIC CANDIDATES CALL HIM,
MIDDLE-AGED.
AND IT COULD END UP AS TRUMP VERSUS BLOOMBERG, YOU KNOW,
MAYBE THIS IS HOW THEY GET RID OF TRUMP.
LIKE IN TERMINATOR TWO.
THE ONLY WAY TO DEFEAT A TERMINATOR IS WITH ANOTHER
TERMINATOR.
THE SAME APPLIES TO NEW YORK BILLIOIRES.
YOU KNOW, WHO KNOWS.
MEANWHILE PRESIDENT TRUMP HELD ANOTHER ONE OF HIS BIG CAMPAIGN
RALLIES LAST NIGHT, THIS TIME IN LOUISIANA.
AND HE KICKED THINGS OFF BY >> SO IS THERE ANY PLACE YOU
WOULD RATHER BE THAN AT A TRUMP RALLY ON A BEAUTIFUL, WONDERFUL,
EVENING IN LOUISIANA LAUGH (LAUGHTER).
>> James: I MEAN I WOULD RATHER BE IN A FIVE HOUR LINE AT
THE DMV WITHOUT AIR CONDITIONING, BUT THAT'S JUST
ME.
(CHEERS AND APPLAUSE) DURING THE RALLY TRUMP BROUGHT
SOME GUESTS ON STAGE INCLUDING THE REALITY TV STAR FROM DUCK
DYNASTY, AN HERE IS WHAT ONE OF THEM HAD TO SAY.
>> IF ARE YOU PROGOD, AND PROAMERICA, AND PROGUN, AND
PRODUCK HUNTING, THAT'S ALL I WANT!
>> James: WHAT?
WHAT?
HE LISTED-- HE LISTED THREE BIG THINGS, AND THEN ONE VERY
SPECIFIC HOBBY.
THAT IS LIKE SAYING IF YOU ARE PROGOD, PROAMERICA, PROGUNS AND
PROGLOW IN THE DARK MINIATURE GOLF, THAT'S ALL I WANT.
(LAUGHTER) THE DUCK DYNASTY GUYS SUPPORT
PRESIDENT TRUMP.
AND IF TS INFLUENCES HOW YOU'RE GOING TO VOTE, PLEASE
WAIT UNTIL YOU HEAR WHO HONEY BOO BOO IS ENDORSING, JUST SO
YOU CAN MAKE AN INFORMED DECISION, YOU KNOW.
FOR THE MOST VIRAL MOMENT OF THE RALLY WAS WHEN PRESIDENT TRUMP
HAD LOUISIANA SENATOR JOHN KENNEDY COME UP ON ON TO THE STA
AND HE WASTED NO TIME ATTACKING HOUSE SPEAKER NANCY PELOSI.
>> I DON'T MEAN ANY DISRESPECT, BUT IT MUST SUCK TO BE THAT
DUMB.
LAUGH LAUGH.
>> James: WELL, THANK GOD HE DIDN'T MEAN ANY DISRESPECT.
(LAUGHTER) YOU CAN'T JUST SAY I DON'T MEAN
ANY DISRESPECT AND THEN SAY SOMETHING UNBELIEVABLY
DISRESPECTFUL.
THAT IS LIKE IF I TURNED TO STEVE AND SAID YOU KNOW, I WAS
LIKE, I DON'T MEAN ANY DISRESPECT BUT YOUR BEARD LOOKS
LIKE IT WAS ABANDONED UNDER A BRIDGE.
(LAUGHTER) NO DISRESPECT.
AND FINALLY, HERE'S-- HERE'S A CRAZY STORY FROM MY HOMELAND, A
TRUCK DRIVER IN ENGLAND RECENTLY PULLED OVER AT A REST STOP.
AND WHILE HE WAS SLEEPING, THIEVES STOLE THE CONTENTS OF
HIS TRUCK.
AND THAT CONTENTS WAS ONE MILLION DOLLARS WORTH OF SEX
TOYS.
(LAUGHTER) YES.
THE THIEVES ARE DESCRIBED AS ARMED AND JUST REALLY RELAXED.
(LAUGHTER) THEY TOOK A MILLION DOLLARS
WORTH OF SEX TOYS.
I DO FEEL SORRY FOR THE TRUCK DRIVER BUT IT'S JUST NICE TO SEE
PEOPLE WITHOUT DON'T WAIT UNTIL THE LAST MINUTE TO DO THEIR
CHRISTMAS SHOPPING.
THIS IS A REALLY CREEPY CRIME.
THE THIEVES ARE STILL AT LARGE, BUT AUTHORITIES HAVE RELEASED A
PHOTO OF ONE OF THESUSPECTS AND I MUST WARN YOU IT IS
DISTURBING.
(LAUGHTER) AGAIN, NO DISRESPECT.
NO DISRESPECT.