[clattering]
Hey, Mikey, could you keep it down
to only a slightly deafening cacophony?
Sorry, bro, we don't have any caco-phony.
But we do have popcorn.
The glorious golden kernels of freshly popped joy.
Because... it's movie night, wahoo!
Movie night, right.
Where the heck is that bonehead, Casey Jones?
He's supposed to be bringing the movie.
That's the fifth patrol we've seen in the last hour.
Don't those guys have anything better to do?
[rumbling]
Yeah, like eat.
Ah, I know, poor baby. You're hungry, aren't ya?
We've got an entire alien army looking for us,
and you're talking to your stomach?
Well, it's talking to me.
It's saying, "Food, food".
I was amazed by their dexterity.
But even so, I was not prepared for what happened one day.
Splinter.
They actually spoke... my name.
Soon they all were speaking.
Awesome.
Mine. [chuckles]
Pizza, dude.
Cowabunga!
Look, we just risked our shells rescuing you
from Hun and the Purple Dragons.
So, I think we're entitled to some answers.
- He's right. - They've earned it.
Absolutely.
So, spill.
You bet, right after lunch.
What? No.
Uh, what are they doing?
[yelling]
That's it. They're toast.
We can't go running around in broad daylight.
Doesn't seem to be stopping them.
Hey there. How's it going?
- Hello. - Hi.
If they get spotted by the wrong-
Come on. Time to call in reinforcements.
I'm starving.
I could eat a whole pie myself.
[laughing]
[gasping]
[screaming]
Score. No line.
We'll take four large pizzas
with sauerkraut, tuna fish, pretzels and jelly beans.
[screaming]
Maybe they're out of jelly beans.
[sirens blaring]
Uh-oh, the boys in blue.
Let's slip out the back.
Whoa! Hey, hey!
- Let us outta here! - What's going on?
[dinging]
[gasping]
Oh, no. Who could that be?
You guys can't be seen. You'd better all-
Hmm.
Chinese takeout. 14.95, lady.
But I didn't order any...
Oh, of course I did. I'll get my purse.
Ah? Huh?
Uh, thanks. Thank you so much. Bye now. Phew.
Wow, you guys are good.
It's our job.
We're ninja.
Yeah. Check out my ninja stealth action.
Now you see me, now you don't. Now you see me, now you don't.
Give me that, Houdini.
You've been hogging the nachos all afternoon.
Your order, I presume.
He did it.
May I have the privilege of getting you anything else,
my lords?
No, we're fine. Thanks.
One from column A, one from column B.
[sighing] I feel like I've gone
from happily single to mother of four overnight.
Tell me about it.
But you must know there is a force,
a corrupt and evil force that is out there right now.
Working its insidious tentacles into every aspect of our world.
It is an organization devoted
to obtaining power through crime,
political manipulation, corruption on a global level.
Whoa!
What's he saying?
Something about onions.
Or maybe pepperoni and sausage in a deep dish crust.
What? It's hard to hear, and I'm hungry.
Uh.
[music playing]
[yawning] Ooh, sure is getting, uh, late.
These the only DVDs you got?
Yeah, in fact, why don't you borrow
some and bring 'em back?
That's okay. I'll just watch 'em here.
Come on! Eject! Eject! You useless piece of-
[shrieking]
Well, think your player's broken.
Now, remember, desserts are the main commodity
on the inside.
You can use them to buy and sell just about anything.
No way anyone's getting my desert.
You, wax detail. I wanna see them more shine.
Uh, those are the desserts over there.
That's the floor wax dispenser.
Floor wax? [belching]
[gagging]
Not off to a good start, are we?
It will get worse when they realize
your friend just hurled in the salad bar.
[vomiting]
[rumbling]
May not look like much,
but this tin toy can chomp his way through steel
and concrete like Michelangelo through a pizza.
I don't know who could have built this thing,
but if we're going to use it,
we're going to need safety precautions
and extra security up in the warehouse.
Piece of pie.
Mmm. Piece of pizza pie.
I'm going to go get some food and supplies. I'll be back.
Hey, Leo, bring back some sodas or something.
- And some pizza. - And Chinese food.
And some kibble.
Extreme breed!
[sighing] Huh?
[clattering]
Nice wiring job, Don.
I guarantee it's not my wiring.
Maybe it's a blackout.
Maybe. Now you want to get your foot off my shell?
Ah, keep that flame away from Mikey.
He scarfed down a whole chili pizza for dinner.
That's right, newbies! It's me, The Ultimate Gamer,
And you - have just been pawned!
[laughing]
You were posing as an NPC? That's impossible.
Not for a class 80 warrior.
No, you're cheating!
Let‘s just see what the Admin Wizard has
to say about this!
[snoring]
[snapping]
[snoring]
Raph, that's no way to tell a story.
Here, let me do it.
It was a dark and stormy night, in a galaxy far, far away.
Mikey!
Uh, unh... I mean, many moons ago,
on a night much like this one...
[laughing]
...we were four young turtle-tots, facing
the most horrible of dangerous dangers, dun-da-daa
the wrath of Master Splinter.
We'd been warned.
We knew what we were not supposed to be doing.
[gasping]
Do not go to the surface.
Never ever go up to the street.
It is far too dangerous!
Under no circumstances should you ever go above ground.
If you ever even think of going topside,
just do not!
You had better hope I never catch
you going out of the sewers!
So, what did you guys do?
We went topside.
♪ La da dee La da da ♪
♪ La da- ♪ Whoa!
Yo, Donnie, can you do something about the hot water?
A turtle can't even get a decent shower in this joint!
Been there, done that.
Well, go there and do it again!
Why is it always me? Why don't you ask Mikey
to fix something once in a while?
[humming]
[chuckles, humming]
Wha?
Never mind.
But this is [unintelligible]
What about all that [unintelligible] stuff
you guys always talk about?
That's Bushido, which has nothing to do
with payback for a bunch of nasty wall doodles.
Sorry, Case. I've got to go with my bros on this one.
Oh, man.
[music playing]
Say.
[music playing]
[grunting]
So what's on the tube?
[TV playing]
All right, boys,
who ordered the double banana split
with caramel and almonds?
Me, me.
I scream, you scream, we all scream for ice cream.
You say that one more time and I really am gonna scream.
I gotta admit that Rio Gato turned out to be a great flick.
One thing, though.
How did Sheriff Bart beat the kid
when the kid obviously had better skills?
I believe the young gunslinger fought only for fame and glory
while the sheriff fought to protect his friends
and loved ones.
Of course, possibly Sheriff Bart won
because it was only a movie and needed a happy ending.
One to base. We have activity at turtle site five.
Get a clear scan of that kid's face,
see if we have a file on her.
On it.
Yo, miss.
Miss, I got your pizza you ordered.
Pizza? What? Angel?
Yeah, that's my name. Don't wear it out.
Now you want this pie or not?
Lair is destroyed. Have you heard from the others?
I ordered a pizza, but this isn't it.
This is the third time this month
you guys have delivered the wrong pizza.
I'm writing a note to your boss,
and I want you to take it to him.
This is an outrage, an outrage.
Whatever, lady.
[grunting]
That one there. That's the asteroid.
By my calculations, we still have two,
maybe three months before it hits.
I can't believe this is how it ends.
I mean, I know he saved all of humanity,
but to go out like this?
Who's hungry?
And you're sure there's no way for you to contact
Lord Simultaneous?
You'd think he'd come looking for you after three months.
For, like the bazillionth time. No.
When are you going to give it a rest?
Hey, I ain't even started yet, little Miss It'll Be a Breeze.
Huh? No way.
I- I don't believe it.
- The Time Scepter. - Huh?
It was inside the fish. It must have swallowed it.
Awesome. Now we can go home.
Whoa there. Slow down.
I'm just saying we've got dinner on the grill.
No need to rush. Uh.
Okay, I'm packed. Let's go.
So, who's hungry?
Michelangelo, my sons,
whatever you would like, it is on me.
All of you come let us celebrate together.