- Is this what it feels like to be a man?
- Yes, yes! - Oh my God!
- (React) Try Not To Touch: Useless Inventions.
- No! - Ooh!
- Oh, I am gonna lose. I am gonna so lose.
- Ugh!
- (narrator) This is the Pizza Pack.
- The Pizza Pack. - A Pizza Pack?
- Oh, it's like collapsible. - Why is it vertical?
- (narrator) To warm them up in the same container.
- That looks like my dog bowl that I bring to like, hiking.
- (narrator) It's supposed to keep the pizza from getting stuck.
- Okay, that's one slice. - Oh!
- Oh, it's so satisfying. - Oh my God, that is genius.
It's like an accordion for pizzas.
- How often do you have pizza? - Stop!
- That you need... - Every day, is that wrong?
- I mean, if you eat a lot of pizza, I feel like that's a good idea.
- What?
(buzzer rings) Oh my God!
- I wanted to touch it. (laughs)
- There's no way that I'm not. (buzzer rings)
There's no way.
(Jordan laughs) (buzzer rings)
- Show me how this one works.
- Okay, oh! (buzzer rings)
- Okay, so we have one, two, three, four, five pieces of pizza.
- This kinda thing, I just wanna play with this.
- Just get a plastic bag, you know? Like, I...
- But that's also wasteful if you're eating pizza every day.
- Who's eating pizza every day?
- Me!
- Nice slice. - We'll do it like that,
so you guys can see what we're doing.
- That's not really doing, it's not really doing much.
- It doesn't really do much.
- What if it's too big for this?
A lot pizzas can be a lot bigger than this.
- That's true. - You never know.
- Now you're just crushing the pizza!
- Oh no!
- I think that is super cool. I don't know.
As you're doing it, I'm more and more impressed with it.
- Oh! - That's not super squished!
- Okay, don't hate this,
'cause you can totally just put this one slice in the microwave,
and then eat it like a little pizza plate.
- And then we get it on top, so it doesn't get the top all...
Oh, see, now you're squishing it. - Yeah, that's...
- It's pretty useless.
- I don't wanna say it's useless,
I feel like it'd be useful for people who wanna store
specifically, a lot of pizza.
(person gasps)
- Yeah. - I've seen these!
- The flower. - The flower.
- (laughs) What is that?
(Jordan gasps) - What?
- Oh my God, I just made the exact noise that they did.
- (Ed) What?
(person gasps) (Jordan gasps)
What?
- I've always wanted to try this!
- (narrator) Amazing.
(Jack screams)
- You try not to touch that! - I wanna touch!
- See, I will say, this actually makes it easier,
because now you don't need the other hand to dispense it.
Is it perfect? (buzzer rings)
- Oh, it's a smiley face!
(buzzer rings)
(Jaxon laughs)
- (laughs) Cute!
(buzzer rings)
(both laugh)
- Maybe just really quick up and down,
like, don't do it slow, just real fast.
(Jordan screams)
She did it, there you go! - I did it!
(buzzer rings)
- Some seeds, and then we have a flower.
- Alright, let's touch it! Ugh!
(both laugh)
- Oh! (buzzer rings)
It works! - How'd I do?
- Well now, I might as well.
(buzzer rings)
- I'm like how many can we make?
(both gasp)
- I should've known that was probably a possibility.
- I love this.
I love anything that like elevates something that you do every day.
- I feel like it's debatable that it's useless. (laughs)
But I love it!
- (narrator) The Scruffy can shave your legs like this.
(Jordan gasps) - What the heck?
- Oh!
- No, no! - Terrifying.
- You cannot!
- I have such a hard time shaving my legs.
They're so far away from me!
- You could not pay me to do that.
- I'm sold.
- I'd be scared. - I have long legs.
- I'd be scared of like cutting myself.
- Oh my God, get this death trap away from me.
- This is...
- (React) I'll just leave it for you. - Horrifying.
(buzzer rings) - Oh my God.
That is scary.
- Okay, you said you'd be scared, and I understand that.
- Because there's so many blades on every side, if you...
- Aw... - Mess with it.
- I touched it already. - You touched it already.
- It looks like a Saw movie contraption.
- Yeah, you put your arm in, you can't get it out.
- Yeah.
- I also don't shave my legs, so I don't really need this.
- I do, and it's such a drag. - Yeah, I can imagine that.
- Whatever this is, it's not worth it.
- Dude! (claps)
We're gonna shave your leg!
- Dude, you're like yay! - Ooh, fun!
- Please don't cut yourself.
- This is very weird.
- I'm scared!
- This is like Jack and I having a sleepover right now.
Look at that, it lathers so nicely.
- I didn't know I could just come to REACT
and get my legs shaved.
- I'm gonna go very... - Very slowly, do not cut...
- Okay, my leg is kinda skinny.
- So now... (buzzer rings)
- If you cut me, I'm so scared.
- Shh.
- Is that working? Does it work?
- Well, let's see.
- I think we need more.
We need more soap or something.
- I mean, it leaves little lines in between,
then you gotta kinda shift it and then do it again.
- Yeah, you kinda like er... - Yeah you gotta like turn.
- But that's only two strokes, instead of like boom, boom, boom.
Oh my God!
- I'm so afraid to touch you. - I think it's working.
No, go for it, scrape my legs.
- No, no, no, no, no, no, no! - Scrape it, scrape it!
- Do you wanna feel?
- Oh, okay. - Yeah!
- That was a nice close shave. - It shaved my legs!
- I've never been shaved, and it actually feels really good.
It's working!
- Wow, I think that was my most favorite thing I ever tried!
- Five star review!
- Does it look good? - Yeah, it looks so good.
- Mmm. - And so smooth.
- My God. - That's pretty cheap.
- Guess who's getting a Scruffy!
(Ed laughs)
- What is this? - What is...
- These are like, these are...
- It's for carsickness. - Yeah.
- (woman) They don't have lenses.
- This is like anti-nausea glasses? - I'm trying to process.
- Imagine driving in a car, and you see somebody wearing these.
(laughs) - Pfft, next to you?
- I have always wanted to try these.
- There's like extra lenses on the sides.
- Not to say that not a lot of people get motion sickness,
but these inventions are for very, very, niche, niche, niche things.
- Ooh, why do I kinda like the...
(buzzer rings) I love how you touched it.
- I've seen that TikTok before, I love her!
- Thank you very much. - I have to.
(buzzer rings)
- They're kind of really ugly, and kind of really cute.
- Alright, I'll join you on this one.
- Oh, really?
- Oh, these are not as cool as I thought they would be.
- How do you look? - They're weird.
- They said it could go over my glasses,
so I'm testing it out right now. - Oh wait, so,
is it the level, this stays level.
(both laugh) (buzzer rings)
- You look so hot!
- Oh!
- Woo! (Jordan laughs)
- Okay, this is not helping at all. In fact, I feel sicker.
(Jaxon yells)
- Ooh! (Jaxon laughs)
- I hate it! (Haley laughs)
- Ha ha!
- This feels really good, not gonna lie.
- Okay, so. (laughs)
Jack's like I'd buy it just for the package.
- I would just get the packaging. (laughs)
- It is very distracting. Also, I wanna drink this.
This is so tempting.
- It has like that ammonia taste, I feel, you know?
- Yum! - Right?
You got a straw, I feel like... - Alright, let's crack 'em open.
- (React) Okay, I'm taking these away from you guys.
- (woman) This is a meat claw.
- A meat claw? (laughs)
- (woman) It seriously makes shredding chicken so much easier.
- It's giving Wolverine. Like X-Men Wolverine.
- That makes sense.
- I mean, I'm thinking if you do it often,
then sure, that seems like fun.
- Yeah.
- I feel like that would... - Yeah, you just scrape, scrape,
scrape, scrape, scrape. - Be like, a release.
- This seems like a fun way to do it,
I feel like there's maybe more practical uses.
- Okay, but how much, how often do you shred
and mush your meat like that?
- I mean I... - Do you mush your meat?
- Eat pulled pork all the time.
(both laugh)
- Oh my God!
Okay, so I'm literally vegetarian, but I... (laughs)
- She didn't say you have to eat it.
- I wanna try it! - (Ed) I'm doing this.
- Oh my God, no, I'm doing this.
- You gotta do it. - Oh, it even...
How the hell?
- Don't hurt yourself, please. (Jaxon laughs)
(buzzer rings) - (laughs) Like rawr.
- Oh my God, I'm scared. - Please join me.
- I'm scared. - Please join me, this is fun.
- Okay, I'll do it. (buzzer rings)
- Okay, are we about to shred this?
- We're about to shred this bitch!
(both laugh)
- Look at that, look at that shredding.
- I wanna do it, I wanna feel like a cat!
- Look at this shredding.
- This is awesome!
- Oh, that makes it really easy.
- This is like a good useless thing, you know?
Like, it makes you, it makes you feel something.
- Oh, it's not even, like, metal?
- No, probably dishwasher safe.
Here, you can do the other side.
(Martine yells) (Jack laughs)
- That is so, it looks professional.
- Let me just have some gratitude.
Thank you chicken for giving us the opportunity to make content,
(laughs) and learn new things.
Oh, I don't feel good doing that. (laughs)
- Okay, okay, so you get your one piece,
and then you just plow it.
- I feel like a hunter-gatherer right now.
Like, I feel like connected to my roots.
- This is cool, I like this. - (laughs) That's really good.
- This is, these are things that I would actually like.
- Okay, but like, couldn't you just do this with a fork?
- You could, but this is more fun.
- (woman) I just filled up my spitting llama hat.
- A what?
- Spitting llama hat. (gasps)
- (woman) A little bit of spit.
- Ew!
- (woman) If you can't see, here is a little spit hole.
- That's disgusting.
- Ooh, ew! - Oh, that's just...
(Jack screams)
- Did you hear the sound? (gurgles)
- Oh. - Why!?
- We don't like it. - Why!?
- I don't know why, but it instantly made me mad.
- What a contraption.
(buzzer rings) It looks soft.
(buzzer rings)
- It looks cute!
- It's like dribbling. Ew, the sound!
- Maybe the...
- Oh my... - It's like it's pissing!
- Oh! (buzzer rings)
- It's spitting on me!
- Now it's a hostile work environment. (laughs)
- Yeah, that's... That's annoying. (laughs)
- (laughs) Oh my God! (Haley laughs)
- The squirt was like a bad one!
I feel like if it was more of a stream.
- Yeah, if it were a stream, that would be fun.
- Or a mist.
- I wanna try this. - Oh my gosh.
Yes, yes! - Oh my God!
- This is the male experience right, don't you [censored] dare!
Don't you! (both laugh)
- It's like a water fountain.
- It's a real big crowd-pleaser, this one. (laughs)
- Honestly... - Who would spend their money on this?
- I don't even wanna touch it, I would knock it off the table,
but I don't wanna lose this round
to a stupid llama! - Who literally wants to spend...
Like, at least make the stream,
like more consistent.
- So you'd think like oh, she's just a weirdo with a llama,
but no, it spits too! - It spits!
- That is awesome.
I see why you guys like,
don't you like play games, where you aim for stuff?
I get that now.
- Silly straw.
- Oh shoot!
- Silly straw bending... - So fun.
- Oh my God.
- (laughs) So I would love this stuff as a kid.
- Those have to be like good connections,
'cause you start drinking out of it, and there's like a little gap of air.
- Can you drink stuff through it?
- That would be the best.
- That would be a massive game changer on that.
- Oh!
So you can make different size, and then you can have like
a drinking competition to see who like pulls out the water.
- I would literally just make something,
and then like wear it to the bar.
(both laugh)
- We're gonna build this. - Let's build something cool.
(buzzer rings)
- I'm gonna just stare at it. - Who am I kidding?
- I'm just like nope. - Who am I kidding?
- Let me see this thing. (buzzer rings)
- Okay, I'm gonna go in for it too.
- My hands are slippery from all the soap. (laughs)
- Mm. - Why can I not get it in?
- (both) That's what she said! (laughs)
- This is the coolest thing I've ever...
I'm literally Bill Nye the Science Guy, Bob the Builder.
- I don't know what I'm doing.
I'm literally just building like a bunch of random things right now,
'cause I'm just having fun with this. - (laughs) I'm getting frustrated.
- Very useless, but I think very fun.
- But also like kind of epic.
- Also, don't use soap before this,
'cause it makes it harder.
- And it came out, no!
- I don't even know what purpose this serves!
- It's a four! - It's literally just gonna...
It's literally just gonna go in a circle.
- I think I have a hole...
Aw, yours looks so good!
- (React) Ready to try 'em?
- Alright, I don't know if... - Ooh!
One, two, three.
(both slurping)
- I feel like a hamster in the little hamster cages, when they...
- Oh.
Yeah, there we go!
- I don't think I built mine correctly.
The water's not coming in!
- (React) You gotta plug the other holes that you...
- Oh yeah, true, the air. - Oh.
- It works!
I think you should remove your finger.
(both laugh)
(Jordan laughs)
(both laugh)
- I'm wet!
- I would bring this to like a party,
and just have fun with it. - Yeah, I feel like, you know,
if you're a little kid, and you're bored.
- I feel like it's a one and done sort of thing,
like you have fun for the first 10 minutes,
putting something together, and then you're like,
that's a lot of plastic. (laughs)
- What do you mean?
I'm gonna carry this around every day for the rest of my life.
- It's collapsible, just like (mimics whip).
- (narrator) Can someone explain to me why my wife has these...
- It's like having a girlfriend, but not having one.
- (narrator) Why are they even wearing a shirt?
- Oh, I'm obsessed. I love these!
- The muscle man pillow!
- Not it having abs. - It's also... (laughs)
It's also so weird that it's like half a body.
- Yeah. (both laugh)
- You're gonna use a pillow,
you might as well use a comfortable shaped pillow.
- Oh my God, Jack, it's giving butt pillow.
(both laugh)
- Butt pillow with a nipple!
(Martine gasps)
- Okay. - Okay, I'm...
- She's already grabbed it.
We didn't even get a chance to look at it.
She already grabbed it. - I love to cuddle.
- You have to put the arm around you.
- Aw, alright, yeah, yep, yep, yep, yep.
- I have to know! (buzzer rings)
- No! - I have to know!
- Martine!
- How does that feel? - Really cute!
- It's kind of awkward, the ab situation,
and the nip is awkward.
- I don't know why this is not how I thought you would use this.
- This is giving me weird.
- It just feels like an airplane pillow with extra steps.
- He's flipping you off. (both laugh)
- Let's... (buzzer rings)
It's too heavy to one side.
- No, it's so nice.
- 'Cause this one, it looks like, see, I was hoping it would like,
kind of go around you more.
- I don't spend a lot of time sleeping on tables, thankfully,
so I would make it a no.
- I love this. - No!
- This is such an investment, because if you sleep better,
you have better days. Hello!
(Jordan gasps)
- What, oh, a pickle grabber!
- I've never seen this before!
- Oh, that's like, it's a jeweler's thing.
(Ed laughs) - I need this!
- Why not just use a fork?
- Actually, that's not for pickles.
- Um, actually, that is not for pickles, okay.
- Actually!
- Both of us love pickles! - Love pickles! (laughs)
- And I love claws.
- Push the top down. (buzzer rings)
It's like a syringe. - Oh!
Oh, it's like a claw. (gasps) The claw!
Sorry, sorry! - Ooh!
- Yeah, usually these things are made for like jewels,
like people in jewelry to pick up things.
- Okay, bougie.
- Come on claw. (buzzer rings)
- I have such high hopes for this.
Okay.
- Oh wow! May I have this pickle?
Mmm.
- Mmm.
- It works! - Oh my gosh, so good.
- If you have a community pickle jar,
you don't wanna be dirtying your hand.
'Cause sometimes I will like go to grab one with my hand,
and my dad's like don't do that, gross!
- He's like you're getting your nasty-ass hands
inside the pickle juice.
- Oh, smell. - That's what it's called.
- I'm gonna pass away.
- This is gonna be a thumbnail. (laughs)
Ah! - Yes. (laughs)
Oh wow, okay! - Mmm.
- I actually kinda wanna play with this.
(buzzer rings)
Let's pick up a pickle. - That's what she said. (laughs)
- Ugh. - Yeah baby!
Mmm. (Haley gags)
- Mmm.
- See, how I don't get my hand dirty.
I guess that does work.
- Way too specific.
You get a fork, you take it. - Yeah.
'Cause you still have to wash it after this.
- We are so much closer than we were
about a half an hour ago. - I know!
- I've shaved your legs. - I fed you pickles.
- I really like to touch things! - I'm dead.
Like, I like to touch. (laughs)
- Thank you for watching. Subscribe if you haven't already.
- Bye guys! - Bye!
- Go buy some useless stuff!
- (both) Bye!
- Pickle grabber is like a good Tinder bio. (laughs)
- A pickle grabber.
- These mitts are for grabbing. (Haley laughs)
I shouldn't say, that's a very...
(both laugh)