Best movie ever.
The part where the captain is cornered by the monster,
and it's all slobber and fangs and goo,
and then boom, that explosion knocked them out of orbit
and and they're falling into the star
and- and- and-
I just don't get why our date had
a third wheel attached to it.
Hello? I'm right here.
That's the problem.
Who said anything about this being a-
What is it?
- We're being followed. - What?
All right, whatever it is, we split up
and lead it away from the third wheel here.
- Plan? - Plan.
[grunting]
Yes! Coast is clear. Casey Jones can't be caught.
[snarling]
Aww, nuts.
[snarling, grunting]
[screaming]
Come on, tiger dude. Let's see what you...
[snarling]
got? You know what? On second thought,
I don't need to see what you got.
[panting]
O'Neil.
You want to do this, Karai? Fine. But I'm warning you,
I've been training with Master Splinter big time,
and I'm ready to kick your butt.
I didn't come to fight. I came to talk.
Oh, well I've been trained in that too.
There's April. Come on!
Get away from her.
Leo, Donnie, wait.
You have to listen to what she has to say.
I believe you, Leonardo.
I believe that Splinter is my true father.
I believe that she believes you.
I believe... April.
I don't believe this!
What have you guys done?!
Casey!
What world do you live in
that it's okay to bring the princess of the foot clan
to out secret lair?
What happened to Casey?
Tiger Claw threw him off a building.
And you just brought his partner in crime home for dinner.
Shredder lied to me! I didn't know.
Did you know that I'm about to stick this sai right up your-
Raph, no! She understands now.
She gets it. She knows the truth, Raph.
Everything's gonna be fine.
[beeping]
[snarling]
[beeping]
I retain very little from my old life,
but this I will never let go, my daughter.
I... I can't believe it. You're telling the truth.
All these years, the Shredder has been lying to me.
Wait, you can't believe it? I thought you did believe it.
If you didn't believe it, why did you come down here?
Father... what have I done?
[beeping]
[snarling]
Well, princess? You got us into this. Where to?
[breathing heavily]
I... I don't know.
Everyone, stop! I know exactly where to go.
I feel scared.
[snarling]
[dripping]
[clicking]
[sawing]
[grunting]
[snarling]
[grunting]
Karai, would you like the honor of finishing him?
I have no honor.
But that's about to change.
[grunting]
[snarling]
[grunting, sawing]
[grunting]
[grunting, thudding]
[snarling]
If you value her life, do not take another step.
[churning]
Just as I thought.
[grunting]
No.
[groaning]
Karai. You must know I never wanted this to happen.
Splinter is your father, yes, but it would've been wrong
to allow you to be brought up by scum like him.
I did what I had to do.
What I knew was right.
Bradford, what is going on here?
[grunting]
I'm sorry, Master Shredder. He- he got your helmet.
"Anton Zeck, master thief."
Get me... everyone.
[tires squealing]
I'm thinking we might have better luck
if we tunnel up from underneath Shredder's lair.
Ooh, what if we tunneled down from above?
That will really confuse 'em.
You can't tunnel down from- Uh.
We're not tunneling from anywhere. We can't do this.
Karai was raised by Shredder. She's one of the bad guys.
Huh?
[beeping]
Is that a guy?
Leo hit the brakes. Hit the brakes!
[thudding]
[grunting]
[dinging]
What'd we hit?
A guy, an invisible guy. He only showed up on infrared.
Is this a Krang thing?
No idea.
We'd better find him.
[beeping]
[clanking]
Guys, you aren't going to believe this.
[gasping]
Raph, you got that helmet?
- You know it. - This is perfect. Perfect.
Yeah. Wait. What?
Shredder's helmet. We can trade for Karai.
You're delusional. You know that?
Ooh hoo!
[thudding]
They have the Kabuto.
So we get to retrieve Shredder's helmet
and crack some shells. Life is good.
[snarling]
[grunting]
Come on.
[grunting]
Got it.
[grunting]
[yowling]
I believe you have something we need.
Deodorant?
[grunting]
- Got it. - Hey!
[grunting]
Dude's got a gazillion eyes.
You'd think his aim would be better.
[creaking]
[screaming, thudding]
[grunting]
Ugh, Leo, is that you?
It's no use, Leo. Just go. Save Karai.
We'll take care of ourselves.
Got it.
Why does the fly walk into the spider's web?
Because all the spider's henchmen are out.
Ah. You've come to make a trade?
The helmet for Karai.
Very well.
She'll have to be brought up from the dungeon.
You raised her from infancy and now you lock her in a cell?
How can you do that?
In any conflict, the winner is the one
who is prepared to do what the loser is not.
- Let me go. - Now, the Kuro Kabuto.
How do I know you won't attack me
as soon as I give you the helmet?
Of course I'm going to attack you.
Did you think you were getting out of this without a fight?
[clanking]
[grunting]
Ugh, pathetic.
[grunting]
But that is to be expected
when your Sensei is a weak-willed coward
like Splinter.
You never should've tried to do this alone.
He didn't.
Guys!
Couldn't let you have all the fun.
And none of us wants to tell Splinter
we didn't try to save his daughter.
Now let's take shredhead down.
[grunting]
Give me that helmet.
[grunting]
You fools really believe you can defeat me?
No. But we kept you busy long enough to get Karai.
[snarling]
You'll never get out of here alive.
You want it? Take it!
What? [screaming]
Thanks, guys.
We had to come, Leo. You're the leader, right?
Eh, more or less.
Now, let's get her out of this sack.
Let me go!
[screaming]
That's not Karai. It's a bomb!
Let me go.
Not cool.
[screaming]
[music playing]