(funky soul music)
♫ Sittin' out here, sippin' a beer
♫ If there's one thing I love it's shooting deer
♫ Pretty dang happy, 'cause I murdered a deer
♫ Hey, Malia, don't eat that, that's the hoof
- [Announcer] Live on tape from Orlando, Florida,
it's the Teen Wolf After After Show
with your host Morgan Evans.
- Hello, and welcome to the Teen Wolf After After Show.
The last bastion in the war against
virtual reality technology.
(glass cracking)
See, only two dimensions.
I'm your host, Morgan Evans,
and I've seen every single episode of Teenage Wolf.
In fact, I love it.
My favorite thing about it are all the ghouls.
Oooh.
Hey, how about those Cowboys without mouths,
what the (bleep) is that (bleep), right?
(applause)
Ridiculous.
Anyway, we have a great show for you tonight.
But first, a message from our sponsors.
Ridiculous.
- [Announcer] Tonight's episode
of the Teen Wolf After After Show is brought to you
by Popping Out of Nowhere!
When you want to give someone the spooky creeps,
go on and pop out of nowhere.
(frightened breathing)
Do it, freak!
- And now it's time for my favorite part of the show,
Put on This Little Girls Shirt.
- [Demonic Voice] Put on this little girls shirt.
Put on this little girls shirt.
- You want me to put this shirt on right now?
- [Demonic Voice] Put on this little girls shirt.
Put on this little girls shirt.
- I've been preparing for this day for so long.
- [Demonic Voice] Put on this little girls shirt.
- It's a perfect fit, oh my god.
- [Demonic Voice] Put on this little girls shirt.
- Sun's out, guns out.
- And now it's time for the part of the show
where I sit down with the cast of Teen Wolf
and I ask them to donate to my Kickstarter.
Hey, Ryan Kelley, will you donate to my Kickstarter?
Okay, fun times with a gun.
Great, let's just get into it, sound good?
Yeah, let's put, let's put that away.
We want to get right into it.
It's the last season of Teen Wolf, so everybody's wondering,
this is the question everybody's got,
what are you going to miss most about the After After Show
and about me, Morgan Evans?
- I mean, mostly, I'm just gonna miss our hugs
and the times that I creepily follow you around set.
- Love it. - All that stuff.
- I'm gonna miss all that, too.
So has being a hellhound affected your dating life?
- It makes things steamier.
- Mmm, a little hound pun.
Because dogs are steamy, right?
So here's a good question.
Why are the ghost riders so dang mean?
- I mean, have you seen what they have to wear?
If I was stuck for eternity like that.
- That's true.
- I'd be pissed off.
- Do you think they shop at like a store,
like is there a ghost store?
Where do they get clothes?
- I don't know.
- Every time I see a supernatural creature
running around in like an outfit, I'm like, where?
- They make them.
I always feel like they make their own clothes.
- They make their own clothes.
They're like, in between murder and kidnapping and stuff.
- Kinda cool.
- Gotta go to a haberdashery.
Make a cool hat.
So let's play a fun game where we rank the cast
from least interesting to most interesting.
- Oh, ho ho.
Let's do it.
- Let's do it, all right.
Do you want me to go first?
- Sure.
And who's it between?
- The whole cast. - All of them?
- Everyone.
- Oh, that's, I can't even remember my name.
- I'll start.
Who's the one, he's in the Maze Runners?
- Is that Posey?
- Yes, Posey.
- It couldn't be Dylan.
- [Morgan] So who's number two then?
- There's no way it's O'Brien.
- I don't know who that is.
And I feel like you can infer the rest from there.
So here's some questions from Twitter.
Mary Cliff wants to know what was your favorite season.
- That I was in or not?
- All of it, the whole show.
- Obviously, any season I was in was fantastic,
but I think my favorite season was Season 1,
that's what started it all.
- Totally.
- The magic.
- Really fun, yeah.
Likes Demi says what was the first thing you guys done
when you first arrived at set?
- I got in my uniform.
- [Morgan] There you go.
- That simple.
- That's it.
And will you miss doing that every day?
- I haven't been doing a lot of it lately,
so yes, I will.
- And I'll miss watching you through a peephole in the wall
of the dressing room.
- Oh, that was you?
- Yeah, and it's not because the show's over,
it's because they found it and they covered it up.
Hey, okay, would you believe this?
I'm really good at driving and I'm known around town
as quite the speed demon.
- Would I believe that?
- Yeah.
- Yeah. - Great.
(laughing)
Well, thank you so much, Ryan, for joining us.
Really great talking to you.
- Sure you don't want the gun?
- I'll take the gun now.
- All right, I'll need it later, but,
you're gonna enjoy that.
- Perfect.
It's heavy.
(gunshot bangs)
Whoa!
(upbeat horn music)
- Okay, great, great work, champ.
I love that, I love the punch that you took.
I need you to take a couple more, okay?
- What?
- Just like a couple more. - I don't want to get hit.
- No, you have to, you have to get hit.
- I can hit the guy.
- I've got a lot of money on this, okay?
I said that you were gonna take the dive, okay?
You gotta do it, do you love me?
- Yeah.
- Well, then go take a dive!
I believe in you, champ, come on.
Come on!
Why are you fighting back?
- If I had a wish, I'd wish for more wishes.
But that's because I'm a genius, and you're just a kid.
Today's fan wish comes from @jess_mills23
who says they want to see Shelley Henning swearing
as much as she possibly can in one minute.
Well, Jess, you're getting your wish.
Take a look.
- This is gonna be mother (bleep) easy,
I'm so (bleep) tired of these interviews,
like why are you making me talk to a mother (bleep) rock,
it's like a (bleep) (bleep) you, (bleep) you, (bleep) you,
god damn it, so (bleep), (bleep) (bleep) (bleep).
And (bleep) you.
And (bleep) all of you for (bleep) laughing at me.
And (bleep) off.
And apparently the only (bleep) word I know is (bleep).
(bleep) (bleep) (bleep) (bleep) (bleep) (bleep) (bleep).
(bleep).
Bitch (bleep).
Dick (bleep).
- [Cameraman] 30 seconds.
- Oh my god.
You know I went to (bleep) Catholic school.
This is not okay.
(bleep)
I will have no (bleep) family after this.
(bleep) my life.
You're cool as (bleep).
As (bleep) as (bleep) (bleep), bitch.
(bleep).
I don't like this anymore.
- Well, that's it for us here at Teen Wolf After After Show.
I hope you enjoyed yourself.
I've been your host, Morgan Evans,
and I've given you the best years of my life.
(bell ringing)
All usable.
Everybody, welcome to the After After After Show.
A show where we take a look back at some of the
After After Show clips that everybody liked
and instead of making new memories,
we just revisit our old ones.
I am your host, Morgan Evans,
and I just woke up a few minutes ago
and they brought me here.
So, take a look.
- Hey guys, it's Shelley.
You guys are always asking, like,
what kind of pranks do you play on each other
on the set of Teen Wolf?
And, Dylan played a prank on me the other day
and now I'm getting him back.
And I'm so excited.
Ready?
- Dyl?
- [Dylan] Yo!
- Come out.
- I, uh,
sorry. - Hey!
- Hi.
- Get on your knees, bitch.
- What the?
- Get on your (bleep) knees, right now.
- Is that a real gun?
- Get on your (bleep) knees.
- What are you doing?
- Get on your knees.
- Is this from Spring Breakers?
- Remember that prank you did the other day?
You switched my shoes with the stunt double shoes?
- Yeah.
- (bleep) you for that.
- Are you joking? - It's payback, bitch.
- Okay, okay, so this is, you scare me with a fake gun.
(loud gunshot)
- Ah!
- [Shelley] How does it feel now?
Huh?
How does it feel now?
(loud gunshot)
Right in that cute, little ass you got.
(screaming)
Yeah, how about one in your (bleep) foot?
(loud gunshot)
How does that feel?
(screaming)
This is fun.
(cheesy lounge music)