>>> OKAY. I WOULD LIKE TO PROPOSE A TOAST
TO ERIN AND BRIAN. >> TO ERIN AND BRIAN.
>> THANK YOU GIRLS SO MUCH FOR THROWING ME THIS BACHELORETTE
PARTY, IT'S SO NICE HAVING ALL MY GIRLS IN ONE ROOM, MY HIGH
SCHOOL FRIENDS AND MY REAL FRIENDS.
[ KNOCKING ] WHO COULD THAT BE, A SURPRISE
VISITOR? >> OH, MY GOD, YOU GUYS, I SAID
NO STRIPPERS. >> OKAY, I THINK YOU'RE GOING TO
LIKE THIS ONE. >> HELLO, LADIES.
>> BRIAN, WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?
>> TONIGHT, I'M NOT JUST YOUR FIANCE.
I'M THE ENTERTAINMENT. >> WAIT, YOUR FIANCE IS GOING TO
STRIP FOR YOU? THAT'S ACTUALLY REALLY SWEET.
>> AND HOT. I'VE BEEN THINKING I MIGHT WANT
TO SEE BRIAN'S BODY. >> HIT IT.
LADIES, PREPARE YOURSELVES FOR
BURLESQUE!
>> OH, MY GOD. >> WAIT.
IS THAT THE SAME THING AS STRIPPING?
>> THE ART OF SLOWLY WEARING LESS IS BURLESQUE.
I HOPE YOU'RE READY FOR THE '40s BECAUSE YOU'RE ABOUT TO SEE SOME
BESPOKE ASS. >> BRIAN, ARE YOU WEARING HEELS?
>> OH, JUST LITTLE ONES FOR POSTURE.
NOW, SHH AND PREPARE TO EDGE AS YOU WATCH
ME TAKE OFF MY GLOVE. >> DID HE JUST SAY EDGE?
SHOW US YOUR BUDDY UDDY UDDY. >> PATIENCE, LADIES.
SOON EVA BRAUN WILL REVEAL ALL. >> AND EVA BRAUN IS --
>> MY STAGE NAME. >> EVA BRAUN IS HITLER'S
GIRLFRIEND, RIGHT? >> WIFE.
>> I'M SO NAUGHTY. SEE MY LEG IS COVERED IN HAIR.
>> OH, YES. THIGHS ARE GOOD.
MAMA LIKE. >> IS IT JUST ME OR --
IS HE NOT REALLY GETTING NAKED? >> THIS IS BURLESQUE.
>> OH, MY GOD, WHO ARE YOU? >> I TEACH YOUR HUSBAND THE ART
OF SEDUCING. MEN ARE NOT MEANT FOR THE TEASE.
THANKFULLY YOUR HUSBAND IS NO MAN.
>> I'M SORRY, YOU'RE A DANCE TEACHER?
>> PROSTITUTE, GHOST. IN FRANCE, VIVA THE DIFFERENCE.
>> NAUGHTY GIRL, LOOKY LOOKY AND YOU MIGHT SEE MY COOKIE COOKIE.
>> FINALLY. I THINK HE'S GOING TO SHOW US
HIS BODY. >> VERY CLOSE.
IT'S ACTUALLY A TINY FAN. >> AND HE'S STILL NOT NAKED.
>> WELL, BRIAN, NICE BIG PANTIES.
>> THANKS. I TUCKED.
>> YOU TUCKED? >> OF COURSE HE TUCKED.
IT MUST BE IN THE CAR SEAT, OTHERWISE IT FLIES THROUGH THE
WINDOW. >> OH, NO, I FELT A POP IN MY
TUCK. >> JUST MOVE OFTEN TO THE
CHENILLE, THEY ARE EDGING SO HARD.
>> THIS IS FOR MY WIFE. >> OH!
>> OH, WOW! >> BRIAN, WOW, THAT WAS ONE OF
THE MOST BIZARRE THINGS I'VE EVER SEEN.
BUT YOU CLEARLY WORKED SO HARD ON IT AND YOU DID IT FOR ME.
GOSH, I CAN'T WAIT TO MARRY YOU. >> THANK YOU, BABY.
I LOVE YOU. >> YEAH, GREAT JOB.
I'M GOING TO BE THINKING ABOUT THAT BODY FOR A LONG TIME.
>> THANKS, SIS. >> THAT'S YOUR SISTER?
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]