- [Little Apple] Yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo!
Little Apple in the house once again, that's right!
- [Annoying Orange] Yeah, yeah, yeah yeah!
And its A to the O back again with another gaming videooo!
And its Shocktober! - Spooky!
- [Annoying Orange] You know what that means, Little A?
- [Little Apple] What's that?
- [Annoying Orange] Time to do some Haunted House levels
on Mario Maker! - [Little Apple] Oh No!
(evil laugh)
- [Little Apple] Oh that was kind of a spooky laugh!
- [Annoying Orange] Thanks! I try. (chuckles)
- [Little Apple] Alright lets do Dancing in the Dark!
- [Annoying Orange] Yeah yeah, so okay since it's Shocktober
you also know what time it's for, Little Apple?
- What? Whoa! - Whoah!
(laughter)
- [Little Apple] That's extreme piggybacking right there!
- [Annoying Orange] Yeah! What the shell? (chuckles)
Okay. You know what else it's time for, Little A?
- [Little Apple] W-What's that?
- [Annoying Orange] Halloween puns.
- [Little Apple] Ugh. Yeah. I should've figured.
- [Annoying Orange] Yep! You should've!
Hey! Why did Dracula have to go to the doctor?
- [Little Apple] (deep sigh) Why?
- [Annoying Orange] Because of all of his coffin! (chuckles)
- [Little Apple] Ugh. It's so bad!
- Get it? Coffin? - Yes I got it. I got it.
- Whoa-hoah! - Whoa! That was pretty cool.
- [Annoying Orange] Hey, Little Apple,
what do witches use on their hair?
- [Little Apple] I don't know. A comb?
- [Annoying Orange] No! Scare spray! (chuckles)
- Can we please stop? - All right! 1-Up!
Did you get that last one? - Yes I got it
- Scare Spray? Hair Spray? - I know. Stop explaining it!
- [Annoying Orange] Alright. What level is up next?
Ooh! Castle Horror! - Yeah! Castle Horror!
- [Annoying Orange] It's full of horror!
- [Little Apple] As opposed to, pickles?
- [Annoying Orange] Ooh-hoo! Now that would be scary!
(both chuckle)
- [Annoying Orange] Oh no! This one's got the ghostys in it!
- [Little Apple] I believe they're called Boos?
- [Annoying Orange] Speaking of which,
what kind of mistakes do ghosts make?
- [Little Apple] Ugh, What?
- [Annoying Orange] Boo-boos! (chuckles)
(exasperated groan)
Get it? Boo-boos!? - Yes!
- [Annoying Orange] Their favorite lunch is
Boo-loney sandwiches - Ugh. Geez. You're boo-loney!
- [Annoying Orange] Their favorite kind of shoe is a Boo-t!
- Really? Naw.. - Get it? BOO-t? (chuckles)
- [Little Apple] It's a stretch. It wasn't really very good.
- [Annoying Orange] Whoa! Look out! Look out Look out!
- [Annoying Orange] They want to touch you!
The ghosts wanna touch your butt.
So don't let them touch your butt.
- [Little Apple] What is it with you and things touching
your butt? Butt touches, what is it?
- [Annoying Orange] What do you want to talk about?
- [Little Apple] Gah! You made me get hit now! (growls)
- I didn't do it. - Stop it with the butt touch.
- [Annoying Orange] Little A, I'm just saying,
you're like a witch riding a broom when they're angry.
- [Little Apple] What?
- [Annoying Orange] You're always flying off the handle!
(laughter) (angry sigh)
I set myself up for that one! - Look out for those ghosts
down there. Look out for those ghosts. You gotta, look out!
- [Little Apple] I see them! I see em!
- [Annoying Orange] They look like they want to take you
for a ride but if they do, just make sure you
boo-kle your seat belt! - Oggh! For crying out loud!
Stop distracting me! Oh no! Oh no! What do I do?
- You're stuck! - Which way should I go?
I don't know which way! Ahh! (laughter) You're suck a jerk!
- Spooky cookie! Ghost roast! - I blame it all on you!
You and your puns and your butt touching!
You're a weirdo! You're just a weirdo!
(laughter)
- [Annoying Orange] Hey! Why didn't the skeleton
cross the road?
- [Little Apple] Because you were on the other side?
- [Annoying Orange] No! Because he didn't have any guts!
Because he's a skeleton! - (groans) I know!
It's not funny when you explain the joke!
- [Annoying Orange] Well I just gotta make sure
you understand, Little A. - Yeah OK.
- [Annoying Orange] Woah! You almost got Bullet-Bill'd!
- I didn't - You're a real hotshot!
- [Little Apple] There's Bowser, stop it. Stop it.
(laughs) It's Bowser! It's Bowser! Aw no!
Bowser hates you. He wants to set your butt on fire.
- [Little Apple] He doesn't want to set my butt on fire
- [Annoying Orange] Aw Bowser didn't set your butt on fire.
- [Little Apple] Yes he didn't set my-- Stop it with that!
- Would've been hot! - Stop it!
- [Annoying Orange] Ooh! Bowser's Haunted House!
- [Little Apple] Don't say it...
- [Annoying Orange] I think I know why he invited you over!
- [Little Apple] Don't. Say. It!
- [Annoying Orange] What? He just wanted you
to come over for dinner. You're gonna have ghost roast!
(laughs) You know what they put on their ghost roast?
- Nothing! - GRAVE-yyy (laughs)
Get it? Gravy? Graves!? - Stop! No!
- [Annoying Orange] Tombstones? What do you want
on your tombstone? (laughs) - I want it to say
Uh, Sh-shushie, shush your mouth! Shut it!
- [Annoying Orange] Hey look out for that witch!
That witch is trying to kill you.
Hey you know what that witch's favorite
subject in school is? - No!
- Spelling! (laughs) - No! Oh geez.
- [Annoying Orange] Spell! Get it Spell-ing?
- Yeah. Yeah. - You got hit!
- [Little Apple] I know I got hit because you won't
shut your mouth! - (maniacal laughter)
- [Annoying Orange] Hey did you hear why the monsters
couldn't finish their baseball game?
- No! - All their bats flew away!
(laughter) - You're so bad!
- [Annoying Orange] You got him! You got the witch.
The witch-ay-witch! - I was here when it happened-
- Whoa rocket socks! - (giggles) The hoppin' socks?
- [Annoying Orange] Hoppin' rocket socks!
- [Little Apple] Looks like I'm takin
the hoppin' rocket sock for a ride!
- [Annoying Orange] The haunted hoppin' rocket socks! Whoa!
- [Little Apple] That's kinda hard to say actually!
- [Annoying Orange] Hey Little A,
looks like trouble is a-FOOT! (laughter)
Good thing you've got your haunted, haunted rockin'
ha-ha-honkin sock! - (giggles) What!?
(both laughing)
- [Little Apple] What was that!?
- [Annoying Orange] Once I started, I couldn't stop.
- That was so weird. - I got tongue-tied.
- [Little Apple] Obviously. Oh no!
The Bowser brigade is after me!
- [Annoying Orange] Throw toejam at em! Throw toejam at em!
- What? (laughing) - Toejam! Throw some toejam!
- [Little Apple] I don't think that's a weapon
- [Annoying Orange] (laughs) You look hoppin' mad!
Whoa! He's comin' for ya! He's comin for ya, Little A!
- [Little Apple] You're stating the obvious, I know!
(both laughing)
Whoa! Get away from me! - Look out for the shell!
You gonna hit him? Oh no! He's back again!
- [Little Apple] This is not working to my advantage
- [Annoying Orange] How come you haven't used toejam yet?
Throw some toejam on em!
- [Little Apple] That's not an option! That's not an option
You can't do that. That's not, that's not a thing!
- [Annoying Orange] Hey where do mummies like to swim?
- Kinda busy right now. - In the Dead Sea! (laughs)
- [Little Apple] That's not funny.
It's not funny at all. Not even in the slightest.
- [Annoying Orange] Hey what do you get
when you cross Bambi with a ghost?
- [Little Apple] Could we not, please?
- Bam-BOO! (laughs) - What'd I say? What'd I say?
- Get it? Bamboo? (laughs) - Yeah I got it.
- It's funny! - It's not funny!
- It's a little funny. - No. It's totally not.
- [Annoying Orange] Most people have their heads
in the clouds. You just got your socks in the clouds!
- [Little Apple] Geez. What is with you today? (laughs)
- [Annoying Orange] I don't know. It's a day that ends in Y.
- [Little Apple] Yeah! Eat it! (muffled yelp)
- [Annoying Orange] I like the way they yell when you hit em.
"Ow!" (muffled yelp) - "Ow!" (muffled yelp)
(laughter)
- [Annoying Orange] Hey I've got a question for ya.
- [Little Apple] I don't want to hear it!
- [Annoying Orange] Why wasn't there any food left
after the monster party? - I don't know.
- [Annoying Orange] 'Cause everyone was a-gobblin! (laughs)
(groans) (grumbles)
- [Annoying Orange] You made short work of Bowser right there
Whoa! (laughs) - Whoa whoa! That was scary!
- [Annoying Orange] That was the epitome of a "jump scare".
Get it? Because he jumped, and then he scared you?
- [Little Apple] Yes. I was there I saw what happened.
You, you don't have to explain it.
- [Annoying Orange] I'm just making sure
you understand, Little A.
- [Little Apple] Yes I understand!
- [Annoying Orange] Okay. Good good good.
I wouldn't want you to like, under-crouch or anything.
You know, under-kneel - No
- [Annoying Orange] Maybe under-slide?
- [Little Apple] I get it, I get it. It's a pun, it's a joke
it's a wordplay, I understand, yes I get it.
Stand, crouch, it's-- stop it! (laughs)
- [Annoying Orange] Okay good. I'm glad you under-kneel!
(angry groan)
- Get the star! Get the star! - I know I know!
(both yell excitedly)
- [Annoying Orange] That was close! That was close Little A.
- [Little Apple] I blame you for that one.
- [Annoying Orange] Hey what do vampires fear most?
- [Little Apple] You! And your puns!
- [Annoying Orange] Nope! Tooth decay! (laughs)
(angry groan)
- [Annoying Orange] Get it? Because they have fangs?
- [Little Apple] Yep I got it that's enough. You can stop it.
- [Annoying Orange] Little A. You're a ghoul's best friend.
(groans)
- [Annoying Orange] Ooh! Grab that! Grab it!
Grab the helicopter hat! - What do you think I'm doing?
- [Annoying Orange] Looked like you were
just fartin' around. - I'm not just farting around
I've been playing this game the whole time! With you,
talking swigity-swag in my ear - Talking swigity-swag?
- [Little Apple] I don't know! I'm trying to concentrate
on the game, I can't-- you and the puns and the things--
- [Annoying Orange] And the swigity-swag?
- Yeah the swigity-swag - Gotta love that swigity-swag
- [Little Apple] You're so weird!
- [Annoying Orange] You're the one that said it, Little A!
- [Little Apple] I guess I can't live that one down, can I?
- [Annoying Orange] Hey. What do birds sing on Halloween?
- Really, do we have to? - Twick, or tweet! (laughs)
- Oh (groans) - That was a good one!
- [Little Apple] Well I think that's enough
for this episode of Shocktober - Really? That's it?
- Mario Maker Scary Levels - Swiggity-swag?
- [Little Apple] Stop it! Just stop it! (groans)
- [Annoying Orange] (laughs) Alright guys make sure to keep
tuning in all month long! Because we got
tons more Shocktober coming at ya!
- [Little Apple] Yeah absolutely. Make sure you hit that
like, favorite, subscribe button do all that stuff.
Little Apple Army you are the best!
- [Annoying Orange] Gots do to that!
Alright, until next time guys! - Bye bye!
- [Pear] We're gonna be winners
- [Annoying Orange] Oh yeah. We're definitely winners, Pear.
- [Pear] I know. You know your phrase?
- [Annoying Orange] What the one about Pear's derriere?
- [Pear] No! Winner Winner Chicken Dinner!
You always say that!
- [Annoying Orange] Yeah I say that when
I'm actually excited about something.
- [Pear] You're such a jerk!