Don’t call my line again, OK? Barrister, this is important.
DON’T CALL MY LINE AGAIN! DON’T CALL MY LINE AGAINNNNN!!!
Dear Subscribers Well, here we are.
Part 5 of ‘Sir George the English Knight’ who is actually a Scammer.
At the end of Part 4, we heard Sir George being rather unpleasant to poor Mr Pricky
who is always trying to send him some money.
Mr Pricky calls him back and Sir George is apologetic.
Mr Pricky has travelled 30 miles away in order to avoid Mr Fahad…
so what could go wrong now…..?
Hello? I can't hear you.
Yeah, how are you? I can't hear you.
Yeah, I said I'm sorry for the way I spoke to you just now. OK? I can't hear you.
You say what? I can’t hear you.
I said I'm sorry for the way I spoke to you just now. It's too noisy. I can’t hear you.
OK. I said I'm sorry for the way I spoke to you just now. Can you hear me now?
Go somewhere quiet. Alright, alright, alright.
OK, now. Can you hear me now?
Listen, Sir George, you don't understand. Mr Fahad is not here.
I've come all this way to do the business and you accuse me of trickery. It's not fair.
OK. No problem. No problem. So what do we do now?
Can you send someone to send this money for you?
Sir George… Can you give it to somebody?
Sir George… Can you give it… Sir George, please listen.
Mr Fahad has told Western Union to flag my name.
The Western Union Clerk has explained to me that his Supervisor will clear my name…
OK. Ah, let me talk to them if you want me to talk to them.
I'm gonna put him on now. It's a Mr James. He's gonna briefly speak with you now.
Mr James, on the phone now I have Sir George.
Hello? Yeah. Hello, Mr James.
Hi, my name is James Bradburn. How are you doing today, sir?
I’m fine. How are you doing too? Thank you very much.
Well, um, like, er, Mr Pricky just explained to you there is a ban, but we can lift it.
So, I will have my Supervisor give you a call and then we can lift the ban
and then we'll send the money immediately.
Alright, no probs. Thank you. Goodbye.
Hello? Hello, Sir. This is James from Western Union.
Yeah, Mr James. How you doing?
I'm doing great, thank you.
My Supervisor tried to give you a call but he couldn't
so I'm gonna have to transfer him through this conference call.
Mr Pricky, you could leave the room, please. Thanks.
Are you there, sir? Oh yes, I’m here.
I just told Mr Pricky to leave the room and have a cigarette.
I'm going to put our Supervisor on transfer so we're going to have a conference call.
OK. No problem. OK. Just typing in his number.
Alright, it's ringing now. He should be answering soon.
Hello? Hello? Hello, you fool. This is Fahad, you idiot.
Speak!
So, you called me to insult me, Mr Fahad? No, I followed this maga to this Western Union outlet.
I know everything, you fool. Work with me or no dollars for you.
Shut up! I've been working with you and there is nothing to come home about.
You have been giving me fake numbers. Giving me fake MTCN numbers.
How do you expect me to work with you? How?!
How do I work with you; even if I accept any money from you, do I receive it from you? Do I?
No, but you tried to chop me before. You tried to chop my dollars, you idiot.
No! Nobody tried to chop your dollars.
It was so surprising that you were demanding for that kind of amount.
It was later I realised, OK, we could share money.
OK, now I trusted you and I asked you to send me money and you sent fake numbers to me.
Two times, so why would I trust you? Why would I want to work with you again? Why?!
That was a test. I was testing you to see if you are a good ‘guyman’ or not.
Now, we are going to the ‘real deal’, OK? OK. OK.
This time, he doesn't know that I am here, OK? OK.
My employee, Mr James is the guy who is doing, OK? OK.
We’re gonna work now because tomorrow is Christmas and we need this money. OK? OK.
How much is he supposed to send you, this time? Its £1000 GBP.
OK. I will take £200 GBP. I will send you £800 GBP. OK?
OK. No problem. OK. Just wait.
Mr Pricky… Mr Pricky….. Call him. Yes, hello sir. Do you want me? Yes, sir.
Ah, yes, yes. Can you give me the money please, Mr Pricky?
Yes, here we are, sir. It's in £20 GBP notes. It’s £1000 GBP.
OK. Thank you. So, do you want me to send it to this guy?
Er... yes, sir. Yeah. Sir George Clement. Yes, sir.
OK. Go outside again, Mr Pricky. Have a smoke…for the Christmas.
I’m going to have a cigarette. OK, sir. Thank you.
Hello? Yes, I can hear you.
OK, I changed my mind, my friend. I'm gonna send you £10 GBP, OK?
Why are you so greedy? I have this cash with me now.
Give the phone back to Mr Pricky. I don’t want to talk to you again.
No, no. Shut up. I'm not giving the phone to anyone.
OK, bye. Don't call my line again. Bye. Bye. Goodbye.
Listen, you idiot. You fool, listen to me. £10 GBP is a good money.
Bye-bye. Bye-bye. I don't want to talk to you again. Bye-bye.
OK. OK. £11 GBP. OK? I’m gonna keep it.
Shut up!
Hello? £15 GBP.
Listen to me. I don’t need anything from you, OK. You can go to Hell with that money.
I don't want anything from Mr Pricky. I don't want anything from you.
It doesn’t matter. I’m gonna tell him that I sent you the money and he’s gonna believe me.
No! I won’t acknowledge that so he's gonna take the money back from you.
Bye. Don't call my line again. Bye-bye. He’s not gonna call you again so I would have the £1000 GBP for me, you idiot.
OK. Alright. No problem. No problem. Bye-bye. Bye-bye.
Do you hear me? Hello? I can hear you.
OK, you fool. You want £15 GBP or not? Hello?
You want £15 GBP or not , you fool?
I don't want anything from you. Give it back to Mr Pricky and let me talk to him.
Maybe he's a stupid person because he told me you are not around and now Mr Fahad is talking to me.
You people are so selfish. You are greedy. You are bastards.
All of you. I don't need anything from you. I'm not gonna help him.
You go on collecting money from him but I told you that you are not going to see the end of this year.
You are going to die. I’ve told you before and mark my words. Bye-bye.
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