It's Halloween, which means it's time
to get dressed up and ready to party.
Unless you go to Polk where there is no party
cause nobody had the guts to organize it.
Because it's too much work.
So why bother dressing up if there's no party?
Well, I love Halloween.
The candy, the costumes, the candy.
[groaning]
Not scared, eh, boys? How about this?
Since I still wield some power around here,
I'm putting the three of you in charge
of this year's Halloween party.
[screaming]
How are we going to put together a party in six hours?
I've got a plan.
It's a map of highly concentrated
candy houses we're gonna hit tonight.
We'll bring in five pounds each easy.
We're in phase two of Halloween-ourism.
It's totally different now.
Phase Hallow-whatism?
When it comes to Halloween,
be prepared to go through three phases.
[doorbell ringing]
Phase one is the tastiest.
Trick or treat!
Costumes are fun and pretty,
and the night is all about the candy.
Phase two happens a little later.
Trick or treat! [laughing]
Tricks more important than treats
and the costumes, a little scary.
[doorbell ringing]
Phase three, around 16 and up.
It's where Halloween parties start and getting candy stops.
The candy is gonna stop?
Yeah.
No!
Plan the party now.
You want us to work together?
- Yeah, that's right. - I hate him.
I call it the Haunted Hallway.
Comes complete with 3D ghouly grave yard,
CGI night terrors,
all designed to scare the people at this school to death.
If I'm a phase two Halloweener now, I'm going all out.
- Okay, I'm in. - Me too.
But I'm not cleaning up any doo doos in the pants.
Okay, let's do this.
And boom!
All done, and all it took was the school's entire art budget.
Ooh. Mind if I give it a whirl?
[laughing]
[screaming]
Uh, that's not good.
He's not moving.
He's not breathing either.
[screaming]
What's with you three? You look like someone died.
[screaming]
Everything's normal. No one's dead here.
There's nothing dead- dead.
I miss candy.
- I'll go first. - No, I'll go first.
[unintelligible] Look, it's no time-
[screaming]
Mose, watch the hall, make sure no one's coming.
Let me in this thing.
Phase one Halloween has no dead, no dead, anywhere in phase one.
Help me, he's heavy!
[bell ringing]
[hissing]
[screaming]
It's probably all over the school
that we've been caught carrying a dead guy.
Then we'll just have to show everyone Pal is still alive.
Oh, Pal, you're so funny.
And still alive.
Okay, now let's get our story straight.
The Haunted Hallways was Cook's idea, right?
Don't disturb my spirit.
and I want to party.
Party.
Boo!
[screaming]
You boys are hard to scare, but I got you good.
I have to change my pants.
[all] Me too.
Halloween, it's awesome, scary, freaky and fun.
And if your school isn't big on the parties, get involved,
and talk to your principal about organizing one.
And don't forget to make your own haunted hallway.
I think I just saw myself being born.
Come on, it's a great Halloween party.
Oh, I'm good. I just miss our phase one
Halloween candy days, that's all.
And remember,
even if you are a phase two or phase three Halloweenee,
there's nothing that says you can't go back
to phase one and get some free candy.
Trick or treat!