rod had a huge blimp of his shows that said like rod stewart coming to
i don't know where it was earl's court and uh elton just rung up one of his
east end mates to go and shoot it down with a shotgun
ed i've got a batch of hypothetical scenarios in front of me and all you need to do is pick from
the three different people that you know from actual life who you think are best suited to
help you out are you ready scenario number one there's a body in the boot of the car
who do you call for help and why my security guard kev is it is it if i'd known that i wouldn't
um that's a damning thing on kev isn't it um so elton john chris martin or taylor swift
oh man elton definitely elton yeah elton i i heard a story about elton which i loved
and it was uh um he has this he has this like decade-long beef rivalry friendship love with
rod rod stewart yeah and uh they always do stuff to annoy annoy each other and rod had a huge blimp
of his shows that said like rod stewart coming to i don't know where it was earl's court and
uh elton just rung up one of his uh east end mates to go and shoot it down with a shotgun
and then called rod and he was just like look out your window
was there's a deflated rod just slowly making its way to work
such a good story okay that's a great story and so elton john is helping you with the body in
the boot of the car okay your next scenario you're on trial in thailand well we won't go
into what for who do you choose as your defense lawyer and why eminem bruno mars or jamie foxx
interesting um i think bruno i think bruno i think bruno is is
he is very very good at convincing people to do things he's a silver tongue devil
he really is he's a really smooth talking guy yeah yeah really smooth talking
yeah i'd say i'd say i'd say bruno but then jamie i think only because i've seen jamie foxx play a
lawyer in a movie that you'd be like yeah but i think bruno because he's quite smooth talking
okay so far sir elton john and bruno mars and finally whilst on the mathematics tour
who do you choose to be the landlord of your pub and why justin bieber beyonce or stormzy
i feel like storms he would have too much fun in it i feel like he'd have too much fun he came when
we did take me back to london video he came to stay there for a couple of days and i got a keg
of guinness in and we sat at the bar chatted we played like he's me and him are sort of the same
age so what he grew up listening to in grime i grew up listening to in grime so we were just back
and forth playing old freestyles of grime artists that we used to listen to and like wrapping them
back and forth and i'm kind of drinking these guinnesses drinking putting them back and my wife
comes in to to talk to us and i kept saying the same story over and over and over again and she
was like you should go to bed you would be a piss but but mike stormzy was just stoic not he was you
wouldn't be able to tell that he drunk anything and he had the same amount as you probably more
probably man he's just holding it together i went to his maybe like two months ago and we had a lot
of hennessy and the same and the same thing like i had to take myself home with head spin and he
just carried he played video games or whatever like he's a different my security guard kevin's
like that though okay he's the infamous kevin as we've heard about him when we went to when we went
to an antarctica because i've never seen kevin drunk ever because he doesn't when he's working
he doesn't want to do anything and there was one time in australia he got pissed but i was way more
pissed than him so i didn't see so he one night he said right we're gonna drink gin i was like cool
so he starts on gin i start on jin um and i go up to the bar and i slip him at 50 and i say anytime
kevin asks for gin make it a double because i'm like i have to see i have to see kev drunk i can't
so so anyway the night's the night is going on and on and on and on and on and nothing's
happening and i'm kind of looking at the barman and he's just going i don't know drinking drinking
drinking and then and then we go to bed and then that's that and then the next morning i go out
to the barn and he's like i have no idea what happened the blake drunk two bottles of gordon
yeah incredible carefully scoundrel but like not a not a change in expression no
he probably laughed more which he doesn't really do but i remember that time kev cracked a smile
yeah yeah it was a great day kev only really cracks a smile when someone's like in pain
he's perfect for show besides next time we do this please bring him by uh so no he won't he won't
he likes being in the shadows um who who's the landlord the pub then bieber beyonce stormzy i'd
say bieber because he doesn't really drink i mean he has like a few beers here and there but i think
i'd say your your stock is safe with him stock is safe with justin bieber um ed it's always great to
see you um and it's great to see on such great form and send my love to the family obviously
you're loving being a partner you're lovely being a parent as well which is just great uh the album
is out now the tour is coming next year thank you thank you so much thanks for having me on guys