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>> Tucker: WELCOME TO "TUCKER
CARLSON TONIGHT."
AN OBVIOUS OBSERVATION.
IT FEELS LIKE THIS COUNTRY IS
LOSING CONTROL OF INFLATION AND
IT’S GETTING WORSE.
IN DALLAS OVER THE WEEKEND
A BOTTLE OF WATER IS GOING FOR
$8 WHICH USED TO BE FREE FROM
THE SKY.
NOW 8 BUCKS AND PEOPLE ARE
PAYING IT.
IF YOU ARE THIRSTY IN DALLAS ON
SATURDAY MORNING YOU DIDN’T HAVE
A CHOICE.
INFLATION WILL MAKE THIS COUNTRY
POOR FASTER THAN ANYTHING ELSE
WELL.
IF YOU THINK COVID OR CLIMATE
CHANGE OR POLICE BRUTALITY OR
IRAN IS A BIGGER THREAT TO THE
UNITED STATES THAN THE
DEVALUATION OF THE U.S. DOLLAR
YOU SHOULD NOT BE MAKING
MEANINGFUL DECISIONS.
YOU ARE A MORON.
LET’S CHECK IN WITH OUR FRIENDS
AT CNN TO SEE WHAT THEY ARE
COVERING ON THE OTHER NEWS
CHANNEL.
PLANNING A PALACE COUP AT THE
WHITE HOUSE.
ANOTHER DAY IN WASHINGTON.
CNN’S RESEARCHERS DISCOVERED JOE
BIDEN IS ELDERLY AND NOT THAT
POPULAR.
NOT THE BEST VEHICLE FOR THE
PARTY GOING FORWARD.
OBVIOUSLY HE WON’T SERVE 2
TERMS.
SO CNN HAS A LIST OF PEOPLE TO
REPLACE JOE BIDEN.
IT’S AMUSING.
SOMEBODY IN CNN’S MATH
DEPARTMENT CONCLUDED THAT JOE
BIDEN WILL BE 86 YEARS OLD BY
THE END OF THE SECOND TERM.
WHAT?
86 YEARS OLD?
CNN HAD NO IDEA JOE BIDEN WAS
THAT OLD.
TIME FOR SOMEONE NEW.
THAT’S WHAT THEY ARE SAYING.
AS YOU WATCH THIS YOU FEEL SAD
FOR JOE BIDEN.
HE’S BEEN IN OFFICE LESS THAN
A YEAR AND HIS OWN SUPPORTERS
ARE MEASURING HIS COFFIN.
OF COURSE THEY ARE.
THIS WAS ALWAYS GOING TO HAPPEN.
PROFESSIONAL DEMOCRATS ARE NOT
SENTIMENTAL PEOPLE.
THEY ARE REALISTS.
JOE BIDEN SERVED HIS PURPOSE.
STOPPED BERNIE SANDERS IN THE
PRIMARIES AND MADE AMERICA SAVE
FOR PRIVATE EQUITY.
MISSION ACCOMPLISHED.
IT’S TIME TO PULL JOE BIDEN OFF
THE STAGE BEFORE HE GETS OLDER
AND LESS POPULAR.
IT TURNS OUT SUPPORTING JOE
BIDEN WAS NEVER ABOUT ANY
SPECIFIC IDEALOGY.
THEY HAVE NO INTEREST IN IDEAS.
LOYALTY IS A FOREIGN CONCEPT.
THEY CARE ONLY ABOUT POWER.
KIND OF SCARY, REALLY.
THANKFULLY THIS SAME GROUP IS
ALSO STUPID.
STUPIDITY IS THEIR ONE REDEEMING
QUALITY.
IF THEY WERE SMART THEY WOULD
TAKE OVER THE WORLD.
THANK GOD THEY CAN’T BECAUSE
THEY ARE TOO LIMITED BY THEIR
OWN BIGOTRIES AND TINY
INTELLECTS.
HOW DUMB ARE THESE PEOPLE?
THEY ASSUME EVERYBODY ELSE IS
JUST LIKE THEM.
THAT’S THE HALLMARK OF
STUPIDITY.
THEY BELIEVE EL SALVADOR
IMMIGRANTS WANT TO BE CALLED
LATIN-EX.
THEY HAVE NO IDEA THEY HAVE
SOCIAL VIEWS THAT ARE SO RIGHT
WING THEY WOULD BE BAND ON
TWITTER.
NANCY PELOSI WAS OUT THERE
A COUPLE OF YEARS AGO TALKING
ABOUT MS-13 AND ASSURING US THEY
WERE LITTLE ANGELS.
CHILDREN OF GOD.
NEVER SENT A CAMERA TO EL
SALVADOR TO ASK WHAT THEY THINK
ABOUT MS-13?
WHAT IS THEIR FEW ON THE TRANS
COMMUNITY?
CNN HAS EVEN NOT THOUGHT ABOUT
DOING THOSE INTERVIEWS.
THEY ASSUME THEY DON’T NEED TO.
PEOPLE BELIEVE THAT EVERYONE WHO
DIDN’T VOTE FOR DONALD TRUMP
MUST HAVE THE SAME OPINIONS AS
THE DINGBATS AND IMAGINE A WORLD
POPULATED BY PEOPLE LIKE
THEMSELVES.
COLLEGE EDUCATED LIBERALS.
THANK GOD THEY ARE WORLD.
THEY WOULD BE STERILE AND BOSSY
AND ANTI-HUMAN AS THE WHITE
HOUSE PRESS SECRETARY.
IMAGINE 8 BILLION JEN PSAKIs.
HORRIFYING.
IN REALITY THE U.S. IS MORE
DIVERSE AND THEY DON’T HAVE ANY
IDEA HOW UNPOPULAR THEY ARE.
MOST AMERICANS ARE NOT RACIST
BUT A LOT HATE THESE NASTY,
UP-TIGHT ENTITLED WHITE LIBERALS
WHO RUN CNN.
IF YOU WERE TO ASK YOUR AVERAGE
TRUMP VOTER WHO DO YOU REALLY
DISLIKE?
THEY WOULD SAY TO CNN I AM NOT
MAD AT BLACK PEOPLE.
I AM MAD AT YOU.
THE DISLIKE OF THAT GROUP OF
PEOPLE IS THE DEEPEST WELL OF
PREJUDICE IN THE UNITED STATES.
IT’S TOTALLY JUSTIFIED.
DOES CNN KNOW THAT?
THEY HAVE NO IDEA.
WAIT UNTIL YOU SEE THE LIST OF
THE REPLACEMENTS FOR JOE BIDEN.
FIRST ON THE LIST IS KAMALA
HARRIS.
THAT MAKES SENSE SHE IS THE
VICE-PRESIDENT BUT NOBODY LIKES
KAMALA HARRIS.
NOBODY HAS EVER LIKED HER FROM
THE PLAYGROUND TO HER HIGH
SCHOOL YEARS IN CANADA TO 2021.
WHY IS KAMALA HARRIS SO
UNPOPULAR.
HERE’S WHAT SHE IS LIKE.
>> IS THAT A SOCIALIST OR
PROGRESSIVE PERSPECTIVE?
>> NO, [LAUGHING].
THE VALUE OF EDUCATION --
[LAUGHING]. MIKE PENCE ON THE DEBATE STAGE.
MIKE PENCE ON THE DEBATE STAGE.
[LAUGHING].
[INAUDIBLE].
[LAUGHING].
I LOOK BACKED UP AND SAID
PLEASE!
>> Tucker: KAMALA HARRIS IS
A CHARMLESS PHONEY WITH SUCH
CONTEMPT FOR YOUR INTELLIGENCE
SHE EXPECTS YOU TO BELIEVE THAT
HER FAKE LAUGH IS REAL.
THAT’S BAD.
IT’S NOT A DEAL KILLER IN
POLITICS.
NO ONE CALLED RICHARD NIXON
CHARMING BUT HE WON THE BIGGEST
PRESIDENTIAL LANDSLIDE IN
AMERICAN HISTORY IN 1970.
BUT RICHARD NIXON WAS CONFIDENT
AND HAD SKILLS.
KAMALA HARRIS DOESN’T.
KAMALA HARRIS IS INCOMPETENT.
ZERO SKILLS.
NEVER DONE ANYTHING.
HARRIS CAN’T REDECORATE HER OWN
OFFICE.
SHE TRIED AND MADE IT UGLIER.
TAKE HER OFF THE LIST.
WHAT ABOUT PETE BUTTIGIEG?
EVERYONE AT CNN LOVES HIM.
UNTIL A FEW YEARS AGO PETE
BUTTIGIEG DATED WOMEN.
NOW HE IS GAY AND A FATHER AND
USES MANY UNINTELLIGIBLE BUZZ
WORDS.
TALK LIKE HIM, IT’S NOT HARD?
PICK A PHRASE AND ADD THE WORD
RACISM.
YOU HAVE A FUTURE IN THE
DEMOCRATIC PARTY.
>> DO YOU THINK THAT PEOPLE WHO
SUPPORTED PRESIDENT TRUMP AND
HIS IMMIGRATION POLICIES ARE
RACIST?
>> ANYONE SUPPORTING THIS IS
SUPPORTING RACISM.
OUR HEALTHCARE SYSTEM IS
BURDENED BY RACISM AND OUR
SCHOOLS ARE BURDENED BY RACISM
AND THE UNIFORM.
BUT IT GOES FAR BEYOND THAT.
IT’S A MATTER OF CONCERN FOR
EVERY AMERICAN THAT WE DISMANTLE
SYSTEMIC RACISM IN OUR LIFETIME.
>> Tucker: AND ROADS ARE RACIST
TOO.
CERTAIN KINDS OF PEOPLE LOVE
THIS.
IF CNN ANCHORS COULD USE
SCIENCE, PETE BUTTIGIEG IS THE
CANDIDATE THEY WOULD CREATE IN
THEIR BASEMAN LAB.
NO ACHIEVEMENTS OF ANY KIND.
PETE BUTTIGIEG COULD EVEN RUN
SOUTH BEND, INDIANA.
PETE BUTTIGIEG HAS NEVER SHOWN
AN INTEREST IN IMPROVING THE
LIVES OF ACTUAL PEOPLE.
HE ONLY TALKS ABOUT HIMSELF.
EVERY PRESIDENTIAL ELECTION
CYCLE YOU SEE SOMEONE LIKE THIS.
DEMOCRATIC CANDIDATES WHO ARE
MEDIA CREATIONS.
ASK BETO O’ROURKE, HE’S BEEN
THERE.
PETE BUTTIGIEG IS OFF THE LIST.
BUT HE IS NOT ELIZABETH WARREN.
THE CANDIDATE FOR VOTERS WHO
FIND KAMALA HARRIS TOO
AUTHENTIC.
KAMALA HARRIS IS TOO REAL FOR
ME.
I WOULD RATHER SOMEONE WHO
PRETENDS TO BE AN
AMERICAN-INDIA.
THEN YOU WILL LOVE ELIZABETH WARREN.
HERE HE IS DRINKING BEER WITH
THE MAN SHE CLAIMS IS HER
HUSBAND LIKE A TOTALLY NORMAL
AMERICAN.
>> I WILL GET ME A BEER.
BEFORE.
MY HUSBAND IS HERE.
DO YOU WANT A BEER?
>> I WILL PASS ON THE BEER FOR
NOW.
.
>> Tucker: I AM GOING TO GET ME
A BEER.
NOT IN THE WHITE HOUSE.
IF YOU ARE GOING TO REPLACE
SOMEONE AS OLD AND FAMILIAR AS
JOE BIDEN YOU NEED SOMEONE FRESH
AND NEW.
MAYBE THAT’S WHAT CNN WAS
THINKING WHEN THEY INCLUDED THE
ILLINOIS GOVERNOR ON THE LIST.
EVEN IF YOU HAVE NOT HEARD HIS
NAME.
HIS FAULTS ARE TOO OBVIOUS TO
IGNORE.
HE MAY BE THE ONLY ELECTED
DEMOCRAT IN AMERICA WHO IS
UNHEALTHIER THAN JOE BIDEN.
HE BROKE HIS LEG AND ADMITTED HE HAD NO IDEA HOW HE DID IT.
HAD NO IDEA HOW HE DID IT.
HE HAD NOT SEEN HIS LEG SINCE
19NY
19NY -- 93. IS THIS THE PRESIDENT YOU WANT
IS THIS THE PRESIDENT YOU WANT
DURING A COVID-19 PASTS?
WISH HIM THE BEST BUT DON’T
COUNT ON SEEING HIM IN THE WHITE
HOUSE SOON.
IF YOU ARE STILL FIXATED ON REPLACING JOE BIDEN WITH
REPLACING JOE BIDEN WITH
A GOVERNOR, CNN RECOMMENDS
GRETCHEN WHITMER AND PHIL
MURPHY.
MAYBE THIS IS A TEST.
PHIL MURPHY ALMOST LOST HIS JOB
JUST LAST MONTH.
HE WAS NEARLY DEFEATED AS
A DEMOCRATIC GOVERNOR.
NOW HE SHOULD BE PRESIDENT?
COME ON.
IT FEELS LIKE SOME POT HEAD
INTERN AT CNN PULLED UP WIKI
PEDIA FOR DEMOCRATIC NUMBERS AND
COPIED THEIR NAMES IN.
HOW DID GRETCHEN WHITMER MAKE
THE LIST.
CNN RECOMMENDS THE MAYOR OF NEW
ORLEANS.
HUH?
HE IS NICE AND CHARMING AND
FRIENDLY BUT HOW IS NEW ORLEANS
DOING THESE DAYS?
CLEANER, SAFER, HOW ARE THE
SCHOOLS?
IF YOU HAVE BEEN THERE, YOU
KNOW.
IF MITCH LANDRUE MAKES THE LIST
WHY NOT BILL DE BLASIO.
WHY DIDN’T BILL DE BLASIO
REPLACE JOE BIDEN.
HE IS UNEMPLOYED.
BILLS COULD TURN ALL OF AMERICA
INTO PENN STATION.
WHAT A CAMPAIGN SLOGAN.
2024 MAKE AMERICA FILLINGY
AGAIN.
-- FILTHY AGAIN.
WE ARE GETTING TO THE BOTTOM OF
THE CNN BIDEN REPLACEMENT LIST
AND WE FIND THE NAME OF STACEY
ABRAMS AM SHE IS A VOTING RIGHTS
ACTIVIST
ACTIVIST.
ELECTING HER AS PRESIDENT WOULD
SIGNAL THE END OF THE MODERN
ERA.
YOU KNOW THE KIND OF COUNTRY YOU
WOULD GET WITH STACEY ABRAMS IN
CHARGE.
UNQUALIFIED?
OF COURSE.
BUT ALSO DELUSIONAL.
TO THIS DAY, 3 YEARS AFTER THE
FACT, STACEY ABRAMS NEVER
CONCEDED SHE LOST THE GEORGIA
GOVERNOR’S RACE AND CLAIMS THAT
ELECTION WAS STOLEN FROM HER.
BUT WAIT A SECOND, YOU ASK.
ISN’T THAT ATTACK ON DEMOCRACY?
WHEN YOU CHALLENGE AN ELECTION
RESULT IN THIS COUNTRY, YOU ARE
SHREDDING DEMOCRATIC NORMS.
YOU ARE DOING THE BIDDING OF
VLADIMIR PUTIN AND YOU ARE AN
INSURRECTIONIST.
STACEY ABRAMS LIVES IN ATLANTA.
SHE SPENT A MILLION AND A HALF DOLLARS ON REAL ESTATE FOR
DOLLARS ON REAL ESTATE FOR
HERSELF DESPITE OWING THE IRS
$54,000 IN BACK TAXES.
THERE IS SOMETHING ABOUT HER NOT
QUITE AS REPULSIVE AS THE REST
OF THE PEOPLE ON CNN’S LIST.
SAY WHAT YOU WILL ABOUT STACEY
ABRAMS, SHE IS NO PETE
BUTTIGIEG.
MUST STOP CLIMATE CHANGE NOW!
NO.
STACEY ABRAMS IS A GRIFTER
OBVIOUSLY.
BUT THERE IS A SPARK OF
RECOGNIZABLE HUMANITY IN HERE. SHE HAS AN ACTIVE PERSONAL LIFE.
SHE HAS AN ACTIVE PERSONAL LIFE.
AN EXERT FROM THE SOFT CORE PORN
NOVEL SHE WROTE.
>> SHE REVELED IN THE MOVEMENT
AND PUT EAGER SPALM AGAINST HIS
CHEST AND TORMENTED THE FLESH
SHE FOUND THERE AND GRIPPED HIS
WAIST TO PULL HIM CLOSER --
UNTIL SHE STOOD CRADLED BETWEEN
HIS HARD THIGHS.
>> Tucker: IMAGINE STACEY ABRAMS
DOING THE SAME THING.
STANDING ON THE WEST FRONT OF
THE CAPITOL READING HER OWN
WORDS FROM HIDDEN SINCE AS SHE
FACES THE RIDGED WASHINGTON
MONUMENT.
WE CAN IMAGINE THAT VIVIDLY.