Hey everyone! Welcome to KindaTV with me,
your friendly neighbourhood Natasha,
the face of this channel
and also the face of my parents' combined genetics.
So, I asked you a bunch of random questions
and you gave me some answers.
Then I just looked at them and -
tried to make up some things.
So, enjoy!
Could this line move any slower?
I'm totally gonna be late for my colonoscopy.
I hope it's not an open casket.
Yup! It's an open casket.
Yup! That is totally a dead body.
Sweet Christmas! Are they actually kissing the body?
Do they seriously expect me to kiss the body?
I mean, no offense. I'm not wasting my new lip gloss on a dead person.
Shit! Shit! Shit! Shit!
I'm getting closer. What do I do? What do I do? Uhm..
Okay, don't panic.
Got it!
Yes! Here we go!
Face-swap!
Nailed it! Oh this is totally gonna up my Instagram!
Aah! Yes!
Agh! Yes!
Yes!
That's right, baby! Tighter!
Tighter!
Ugh.
Drill it in! Drill it in!
Alright! That's right!
Hello!
Yeah. No, no I'm not busy. I was just trying to read a book but my
new neighbours are doing it again.
Yeah. I know, listen 'em in.
Do you hear that?
Yeah. Pretty insane.
Yeah, baby.
Do it, baby!
Screw in that leg!
Harder! Yes! Oh yeah!
Oh yeah!
Oh yeah! Yeaaaaaah!
I don't mask.
Yes!
I can't believe we've built all of this so quickly.
What's this piece for?
Noooooooooooooo!
Okay, Natasha you got this.
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Alright.
Hey! Okay, I've got one half-caf
half-sweet soy milk vanilla latte
with 2% cow's milk foam,
a dash of nutmeg, the tears of a poet, at 162 degrees for Samantha.
Oh thanks.
Uhm, here's your receipt.
Oh, it's okay, I don't need one.
Uhm, uhm, but your taxes? It's good to keep-
Uh, that's okay. I've been dodging them for years.
Uhm, there's a discount code on the back, so..
Uh, yeah, I like supporting small businesses so, don't worry about it.
It's just..maybe..take it..
- My number is on the back of the receipt. - I think we should go out.
The back of the receipt.
Sorry, what?
Like..on a date..
- Do you want to go out? - Oh.
- With me? - Yeah, totally.
See ya later.
Uh, wait..
I like to scat. Whooa.
Yeah, no, I got it.
Oh crap. Sorry.
Do you mind getting this one?
Yeah, I'm so sorry. The dog ate my wallet. So..
Hey! Uhm..awkward question.
I was wondering if you had any extra underwear..
My dog kinda ate all of mine and -
I had a little accident..
Yes. Hail Mary.
Yeah, I'm sorry, father. This is awkward but..
My dog ate my soul, so I'm for sure going to hell anyway.
Hey! Oh gosh! I'm so sorry. My assignment's late.
The dog ate my homework. Totally ate my first copy.
I'm so hungry.
Mark!
Mark!!
MARK!
Can I have some of your sandwich?
My dog ate my lunch.
NO.
No, the dog did not.
I'm sick of your excuses, Nat.
There's no way that the dog ate all of your things, okay?
When will you just admit that you're forgetful and lazy and you lose your shit, okay?
I mean, I've never even seen your dog.
Excuse me?
How DARE you?
Rover!!!
Now, who looks like an asshole?
[Mark screaming]
Hey! Yeah. No, I'm meeting her really soon.
Yeah, I just wanted to thank you for convincing me to join Tinder.
No, I totally doubted it but
I think that I've met my dream woman.
Yeah, she's amazing. She like volunteers at a retirement home..
She plays like 5 instruments, speaks 3 languages,
has 3 degrees, an amazing rack, an adorable dog..
Just like little..no, she's great with kids. Yeah, I know.
No, she's perfect. I cannot foresee anything going wrong.
No, you're like the best friend ever. Oh crap. Okay, she's coming. Okay, wish me luck. Thanks, bye.
Hey. Johanna.
Hey. Natasha.
Oh crap, sorry. This is so rude.
- One second, sorry. - Oh yeah. No worries.
Hello.
Is this an Android?
NOOOOO.
I gotta go.
Hey, that's it.
Those were some weird things that came out of my brain,
inspired by your suggestions.
So, thank you so much for watching this video and helping me out.
If you liked it, give it a thumbs up.
Also, leave me a comment below. Let me know if this is something that you would like to see live
because we do a Live Episode now, on the first Wednesday of every month.
So I'd love to try some improv for all of you.
And take your suggestions in front of your own eyeballs
in real time. Amazing. Oh actually, while we're here..
Ha ha.
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