Come on man, you had one job!
"College of architecture and planning"
Guys, PLANNING.
Something was not very well planned here.
The C is completely on the..
OK, the C is on the wall.
The C is gone. What else is gone?
Like.. what's happening here?
"College of architecture and planning"
It's the fine arts...(maybe)
of college of architecture and planning.
OK, college of architecture.
We didn't really plan this one out.. *toilet flush in the background.*
*toilet flush in the background*
Oh boy..
How's it going guys, welcome to Reaction Time!
Today we are looking at "You had one job"
These are hilarious fails, without further ado let's jump right into it.
Let's see the next one.
YOU HAD ONE. JOB.
Bro, y-you could move the cone every time
you know... you don't have to keep the cone there.
Look how long that grass is!
That grass hasn't been mowed for like..
How long has that been.. probably like months!
Looks like a troll living underneath the grass.
You know, trolls, like.. with their hair?
It's a troll!
It's a troll! I'm trolling.
I'm trolling you guys.
Excuse me, do you know where you guys have the water?
Oh sure, it's.. it's right over here..
What?
That's wine though..
That means..
OH! *epic music*
OOH!! *epic music*
Guys, I'm only 20!
I thought I had to wait another year to drink!
It's the best day of my life, guys!
Imagine like.. purchasing this and being like..
You get to actually buy this and then.. just..
Not getting trouble for it.
You don't have to get in trouble for it!
You just get to buy wine.. I mean..
It said "water", it's your fault..
YOU HAD ONE. JOB!
I think the person who made this road forgot something..
You forgot your shovel, dude. Come on!
You had one job, man!
You can just clean up after yourself.. You forgot to clean up.
That's part of the job.
Preparation, doing the job and then cleaning up.
It's the whole process!
You just left your shovel in there and...
It's going to be a memory.. definitely a memory from now on.
You're better than that, man. I know you don't get paid enough, but..
It's your shovel, it's been through so much with you..
*double sniff*
Now it's..
It's just lying on the floor..
Just look at that..
It's in sorrow. It needs you.
Anyone wants to buy..
"Long yellow things"?
You know, cause.. banana's easier
but I forgot what it was called.
"What are these long yellow things called?"
*heavy, low-pitched breathing*
"I'm just going to type in 'long yellow things'."
Come on.. you had one job..
Just..
Just.. One..
Just.. One.. Job.
All you have to do is..
Print out..
The tags..
Wow.(In shocked)
You had one job.
Wait, maybe this is how it's meant to be.
Maybe there is an underlined mess-
Hmm, let's see.
Half her torso is tilted to the side.
Maybe it means like.. the women..
They didn't have.. They weren't actually treated like human beings.
It felt like they were separated and then..
A conceptual art due to..
NOPE.
It's just someone who failed their job.
What? you guys don't need to deconstruct this.
Why.. why am I even trying?
YOU HAD ONE JOB AND YOU FAILED SO BADLY.
How do you not see that?
Like.. *laughs*
OH MY GO-
It says "DO NOT STACK" on the box.
(WTF)
Let me just put it on here then.
Cause I.. there's no other place to put it
But it says "DO NOT STA-
but bro, bro, it says "DO NOT STACK"..
But I don't where to put it. Let's just put it here.
Oh, OK. We'll put it here, we'll put it here.
YOU HAD..
One job....
DO NOT STACK. It says it all over the box.
I mean.. me? Me no hablo inglés.
No, no no no..
It wasn't me, it was..
This guy.
This guy, he's.. stupid.
He's a stupid guy, he doesn't know..
He said "Do not stack"?
Stupid.
"The job is well done."
It's not.. it's really not that well done.
It's really.. NOT well done.
The fortune is supposed to go INSIDE the fortune cookie.
Just one job..
Just.. inside the fortune and then the fortune cookie..
envelops it, and..
*HOLY HELL, HORRIFYING SCREAMING OMG*
I mean.. maybe you can now choose your fortune.
AYYY HA *clapping intensifies*
Let's all choose our fortune since.. you know..
It's exposed to the world, we can all..
see the fortune now. *the screaming continues* D:
Today I ran a stop sign.
Why'd you do that?
Because, someone wrote out "SOTP".
It's not a "SOTP" sign, it's "STOP" sign..
but someone decided to write S. O. T. P.
No, I'm thinking it can actually do the opposite.
It can actually make more people stop.
They see "SOTP" they're like..
"I've never seen that before!"
"What are.. Oh, they meant 'STOP'!"
"I should probably stop!"
(Look at Tal's beautiful, magnificent face)
They stop..
*clapping uncontrollably*
AYY *clapping uncontrollably*
Maybe that was like, the whole..
psychological thing they tried doing here.
No, man.
You had one job..
And you clearly failed.
*round of applause*
*failed clap*
*more clapping*
Guys, give it a round of applause, here we go!
*weirdly pitched, vibrated claps*
The bench could have went anywhere else..
The pipe could have went anywhere else..
But no.
Things had to be..
This would actually be great during summer.
Can you imagine yourself at summer, it's so hot
No water around, it's like..
No pools or anything around..
It's refreshing..
It's like.. go back
"AWW YEEAHH!"
ONE.
ONE. JOB.
Make sure to give cyclists space.
Someone who put the sign there said:
"Give cyclists space" (the people who ride their bikes on the street)
But the only problem is..
THE SIGN IS BLOCKING..
THE CYCLIST LANE.
*awkward stare + smile*
*single clap*
WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
OK, uh.. uhh.. I-I gotta give it to this one
This one is.. this one's a really good one.
This one's a funny one.
"Hey, make sure you give the cyclists space."
"K, I'm just gonna put that right there.."
Blocking the lane.
Bike lane.. completely blocks the bike lane.
There's a fork in the road.
Someone painted.. over the fork and then decided to remove the fork it's like..
"Oh my god there's a fork here! That's not acceptable!"
"I do not wanna get fired!"
"Let's remove it!"
And now there's a print.. of a fork on the road..
One..
job.
You had..
*quietly* just one job.
99-cent store, it's open 9 days a week!
*TRIGGERED while there's heavy breathing in the background*
WHAT?
Imagine you're walking by it just like..
"9 days a-"
*Realization*
"Thank god!"
"All these other stores, they're only open 7 days a week
but you guys are open 9 days a week?"
"Now I don't have to worry about..
making sure I go shopping when..
Bloomsday."
That's like a.. random..
I don't know what I'm saying..
What am I saying?
This is hurting my brain, guys.
*clap*
I'm going to stop it right here.
That was "one job fails".
WOAH, these were so bad.
9 days a week..
out of 7 days..
Amazing.
Guys, if you want to see more "You had one job fails"..
Make sure to go to the article down below where I got these photos from.
It's going to be in the description.
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in another episode of Reaction Time.
Make sure you do your job correctly, please.
Jesus..
Have a good one, peace out.
You had one job.
"Happy Valentine's Day"?
It's a rack of cucumbers.
OOOHH, it makes sense..
No, they didn't do it wrong.
*laughing*