this guy fell asleep on National
Television cringe and this guy can't
remember how to park his car this video
is full of the funniest fails on the
internet starting with this principal
trying to show off to her students what
on Earth what was her goal for that
probably not to hit the entire trophy
case car flips twice when one flip
wasn't enough so it looks like he got in
a wreck and it flipped over and he's
trying to flip it back over oh oh no
we're not gonna catch it like he was
gonna Superman and pick it up be like
whoops my bad guys yeah that dude's like
I just lost a job I think yeah it's a
bad day for that guy oh this is nice
he's returning a fish to the ocean oh
this is a turtle oh
it was so fast dear God it was like he
knew it was like he called ahead and
told the fish to be there
wait
that girl got oh so number one what does
purple mean number two what does she do
deserve I was just crying and how
excited about the baby she is rule
number one of djn don't touch the DJ
oh oh
more like Coachella no that was terrible
please don't ever do that again I can
just get rid of them yeah for that joke
get him out of here hey jingle bells yo
you can always hear the trumpets in a
children's band because they sound so
terrible I'm Carl what would Carl say
here Carl would pause the video and go
that guy in the bottom ride's bald he is
bald all right I did my Carl job you can
come back here wait that guy's bald
he was seems really upset no way
somebody threw that fish right surely
they cut the camera to the left a little
and it's one of those guys at the market
he's like wait watch out he throws the
fish oh my God she just ate sushi today
or something kid tries the wooden slide
never heard of a wooden slide before it
looks like a bowling
bowling oh God that kid's not doing math
yeah you darn right if he didn't start
crying after that I'd be genuinely
concerned oh I saw this on Tick Tock the
other night at 3am when I couldn't sleep
in my head while I was watching this I
was like that's just so over the top for
no reason like what if it falls
look I want you to go back for a second
let's look at this guy with the yellow
sleeves that knew it was gonna fall and
said this guy is a jerk why is he
stopping behind me starts scurrying away
and now he got blasted by beer yeah he's
soaked for the rest of the night so this
was a tick tock trim back in the day and
it was like you tried to jump in the
frame
oh he's failing the challenge now well I
mean that's kind of a success it got him
things went guy says road is super safe
I have a feeling this Road's not going
to be safe will not accept that it's a
highly dangerous road it's not highly
dangerous
thing will go ahead
what are the odds of that happen oh no
she's safe all you have to do is just
not die
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I was trying to find Stuart Little in
there yeah do you think he was maybe
under the influence of some grape juice
or something oh my God yeah yeah
you'll feel that in a couple yeah he'll
feel that later
well that's a cool car
oh kids are dumb I have a kid I can say
it kids are dumb I don't have a kid I'll
say the kids are dumb
no he's not he's getting that shot yeah
I get the whole day no yeah that person
just filmed him and they didn't let him
know he didn't even tell him dude I want
to get all of this natural
good form incredible execution oh the
death smell makes him wet oh
oh nutshot calling it oh oh did he not
see the light post did it just spawn in
or something I want to hear that noise
again listen listen oh
that's just a really crisp sound effect
sounds like a Lego sound effect
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bro played too much fortnite that's what
I'm saying like they pay these guys to
do this they just fall around and be
silly little guards in their silly
outfits you know the British are goofy
yeah yeah
three year old construction worker guys
like I don't need safety is he a
Firebender or something how is he not
affected by this whatsoever what is
going on
I'm ready for this right here now
because I'm on now
you're just gonna enjoy his drink
leaving your car in Drive uh-oh why are
they parking in the grass yeah that is a
weird place to park oh what a bad day
for this guy
yo maybe babies aren't stupid this one's
funny
baby moved it yeah oh my god oh look she
knows it too that kid is awesome that's
the most frustrating thing is when a
baby does that it's not like you can
just like get mad and you know yeah you
just got to take that you have to take
that little baby punishment
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he got smacked in the face by a fish all
right what's this goofy bird up to he's
a stupid bird Croc it's not even worth
it bro that took effort wow that's a
dumb bird I thought babies were dumb I
think babies just got bumped up on the
list birds are words babies British a
triple B don't catch me with a little
baby British bird
who put stairs next to the picture we're
trying to have a good game on the beach
foreign
actually whoa see you guys later you
know what I'm out of here he bumped his
butt down and who on earth made that
stadium and thought that was okay all
right he's cleaning his old glass table
wiping the sweat off his brows that was
a lot of work
come on bro come on genuinely satisfying
for me though
about this you're not gonna fall in the
water
it's so funny
usually
what happened I think the road gave out
oh no Frozen Beyblade no POV now you're
a Beyblade oops he's like finally
hamster will IRL oh this looks fun yeah
that's gonna end well yeah oh my God she
doesn't even notice either what a bad
friend they're like stop
stop what did you think was gonna happen
oh don't touch it oh my God you have
zero survival instincts don't put her in
a zombie apocalypse
and that's why I'm a cat person I love
my dog but the level of anger I would
have if that happened to me I let go I'm
like all right you got it if you want to
go so bad that's you now shopping cart
gymnastics oh this is stupid
oh I will say the second this started
knew it wasn't going to be in Target
I'll be honest Carl you are actually
funny yeah you are funny that was funny
oh the spinning oh
Paul blarts on him now bro
foreign
there's something about a golf cart it's
like when it starts going wrong it has
to just keep going wrong yeah you can't
stop it you just keep going and just
slamming you're supposed to just send it
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I like how their legs just they vent
around they're like blue
what is he making a gingerbread house
that bike's gonna break yep there it is
that squeak is a squeak if you've ever
busted your lip on a broken Tire before
on a bike you've heard it if you hear
that squeak there's either a rat or
that's a wrap am I gonna have to get
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