- All right, I have only a few words I'm allowed to say,
but I'm gonna say so many more.
(energetic music)
- It's a thing.
- It's a thing!
- It's a person on a person.
It's a Diana necklace.
It's Diana's necklace.
Statement necklace!
- Yay, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding!
- Look at her she's like of course.
- That is a stunning necklace.
You know, Liza never told me how chic you are.
- I'm sure I did.
- Liza's generation has no concept of style.
It's all rompers and fanny packs.
- 60, 000 points.
- I don't know if you guys have ever noticed
the swan-like neck I have.
- That was a swan.
That's about to come off.
That is actually a head trying to escape.
- That's what it feels like
when you're wearing one of those necklaces.
I knew they were gonna make me draw this.
There's no other way to get this thing.
Okay, thing, it's a thing!
- Thing, okay, I got, it's a thing, okay.
- Oh my god, see I told you.
- Wow, that's a penis.
- But it's also a--
- A jalapeño penis.
It's a jalapeño dick.
- No.
- It'a a Wisconsin dick.
Hold on.
Oh.
- Okay.
- It's just words that I don't wanna say.
- Yes.
- It's a sperm?
It's a ghost?
Sorry.
It's a snake.
An anaconda.
Yes, anaconda penis.
Anaconda dick.
Anaconda...
Empiriconda! - Yes!
- Oh my god is that his?
Wow! - Don't touch it!
It's incredibly embarrassing for Charles and for Empirical.
Other blogs are just starting to pick it up.
(knock on door)
- There is a small matter that I need to talk to you about.
- We know. - We've seen it.
- It's not small.
- I just said more words that I didn't wanna say
than I've ever said--
- That's you.
- I feel very honored. - I feel like that's clear.
- And I like that I have one leg growing out of
the middle of my side to make room for said thing.
- I just wanna point out that Cubis
did not worry about exact matter.
- Totally.
- And neither do I.
If it's good for Picasso...
- It's good enough for us, okay.
- Well, oh.
It's a place.
- It's a place?
Okay, it's a bathroom, a men's room.
Wow, he's got something.
It's a men's room, it's a bathroom.
It's a place.
It's a man and woman and they're in a place.
And it's raining.
No, I got it, she's a girl.
It's a family.
- No, it's not.
It's a bar.
It's a strip club!
- Thank you.
It's not a family.
We're pretty rest assured that if it is,
we're gonna have a talk with mom and dad about that.
- It's a good marketing idea.
- Okay so how does this work?
- Easy you just pick up 20 and you go like this, bam.
- Oh! Fascinating.
So hold up this?
Anyone?
You're a lot, no thank you.
- I mean that's not bad.
- That's a dollar, you got it.
- It looks like they're on a stage
that's on top of their head.
- I do wonder, the rain cloud or the sun.
- Lights.
- What?
- It's the lights.
- Lights, got it, okay, yeah.
- It's raining inside the strip club.
- Okay no, it's not raining inside the strip club.
- ♪ Someone left the strip club ♪
- It's a little stormy inside.
It's a little stormy inside this quiz.
- Why?
- It's 30, 000 points.
- But is it worth it?
- Totally.
- All right, this is also not a thing, but it's a thing.
- It's a thing.
- It's a football field.
It's a grid.
It's a calendar.
Yes, it's a calendar.
It's a date.
A month.
Hold on what are you?
It's a week.
It's Tuesday.
Oh, shit.
Okay, so it's Tuesday.
Oh shit.
Boob Tuesday?
Are you just drawing like you guessed?
Taco Tuesday?
Yo-yo Tuesday?
No, drop it Tuesday?
I know it's something Tuesday.
God Almighty, oh shit!
It's the first one we're not gonna get.
Dammit, no, hold on.
Tuesday.
Gay pride.
No.
Triangle.
Fat Tuesdays.
Dammit, Foot Tuesdays.
I'm not gonna get it.
I'm so sorry.
Torso Tuesday? (loud buzzer)
- Topless Tuesdays.
It's not her yo-yo.
That's her bra.
- What was Topless Tuesdays?
- Whatcha doin' there?
- Cover yourself, woman!
We are not at Burning Man.
- What? It's perfectly legal to be topless in New York.
Plus it's Topless Tuesday on Twitter, okay?
I need to tweet.
- Wait, you're putting that online?
- Hell yeah!
#ToplessTuesday #LunchWithTheGirls
- I don't think she means us.
- I prefer Taco Tuesday personally.
It made sense on the show.
But when saying it out loud.
I'm not sure how you pitch that in the room.
No, go with me.
It's Joyce Carol Oates, Topless Tuesdays.
Meanwhile, Joyce Carol Oates is like,
fuck you, it's Topless Tuesday!
That's an exact impersonation of Joyce Carol Oates.
- Of course it is.
- All right, this is a person.
- I'm so mad that I didn't get that Topless Tuesday now.
- I'm okay with it.
I feel good about you that you don't know Topless Tuesdays.
- It's a person.
Molly.
With the hair.
Skirt.
It's a bride, it's Diana.
Enzo.
Diana's getting married.
It is the mother-in-law.
It's her mother-in-law.
It's her pregnant sister.
With the...
Okay, yes.
Bride?
Bridezilla?
No.
The bridesmaid.
- Thank you.
- Okay.
- You know Liza, as a maid of honor
you're sober and (background music drowns out speaker).
You're white hot.
- I am so, so happy for you.
- (background music drowns out speaker)
Okay, well.
- Oh here, I'll hold your wedding purse.
- Oh leave it, I threw up in it two months ago.
- Okay no problem.
- It looks like a penis.
- I was gonna say like.
- Hydro-penis.
Penis bouquet.
It's the penis bouquet.
- Why? Okay.
- Why?
No, criticize, go ahead.
- No, listen, you criticize so much more.
Even when I got them you criticize.
- Has a groom ever worn a top hat, since the early 1900s?
I don't think so.
- I think we gotta bring it back.
- Do any of the royals?
- Season seven.
- Do the royals wear top hats?
They do, right?
- They do.
- It's why we had a revolution.