Spider-Man is Peter Parker oh crap oh crap oh crap you're under arrest for what saving the world you
and your friends ain't never getting out of jail actually you're fine what yeah none of this stuff
actually matters I took care of it wow you seem pretty cool you want to stick around and help me
no welcome back to school Spiderman we made you a shrine that's a lot of pictures of me you think if
I make everyone forget that I'm Spider-Man that this will somehow be a problem don't worry we'll
address it in a post credit scene oh well that's good that we won't put in the movie oh well at
least we can all go to college together college is illegal to friends of Spiderman thanks for
nothing Peter H now others are being hurt and it's all my fault what do I do random Halloween
decoration you should ask for hell wait are you supposed to to be a vampire or a witch I got to
be honest your whole thing is really throwing me off dude just talk to Doctor Strange ooh got
it can you make everyone forget I'm Spider-Man no come on pretty please okay one forget spell
coming right up we should take a minute and make sure ain't no time for that let's go if you say
so I just feel like my friends and my aunt and all the Avengers should still remember who I am
what was that I'm sure it's fun all right time to get into college where you at lady here I
am college now why didn't you just stop me at the airport like a normal person because we've
already had an action scene at the airport a what action scene hola Pedro time to fight help I'm
trapped just use one of the other doors they're not all locked I'm still trapped use one of the
other doors is she really the person who's in charge of getting you into college shut shut
up time to [Music] die your face did you get work done did you just let me take over your
robot [Music] arms I always knew you had it in you Spider-Man that one be one me whoa whoa
whoa you can't do the climax yet you got to get all the other bad guys first other bad guys you
done mess the spell up things be popping now please don't talk like that how will I know
who the bad guys are oh you'll know a man made out of electricity a man made of sand a man made
of homelessness you did it great job anybody else yeah there's one more but who cares but
I thought you said I had to get all who's ready to kill some bad guys they're going to die yeah
they all die fighting Spider-Man I didn't die yeah me neither shut up nobody cares they all
die at some point and we're sending them back to do it that seems uncharacteristic ially cruel of
you what are you doing character development you can't get away I Can Do Magic You'll Never
Take Me Alive mirror Dimension what is this the power of years of training in the Mystic Arts
well I took high school math so we're pretty much even that's dumb you're dumb so how are
you going to save us with the power of Friendship with stolen technology now we're talking you know
you and I aren't so different Spider-Man okay you're starting to scare me now bye and f ah he
did I'm back and I'm not evil anymore you can tell because I'm talking in a slightly nicer voice why
did you just do that so we can sell more toys hey wouldn't it be weird if everything just suddenly
went wrong I'm mentally unstable I'm powering up I'm also a part of this oh no Thanos got me
dang it oh I cannot believe you brought your aunt here especially after you made your girlfriend and
your best friend promise to hide wait really yep well he did so long Spider-Man an May are
you still alive of course wow that looked like it should have killed you just kidding this is
your Cannon event all right Ned it's an hour and a half into this movie time to give the people
what they want but how just use that portal thingy but Doctor Strange needed a whole montage to learn
how to use it we'll just say you're suddenly magical and no one will question it sounds
good do skateboards exist in this universe you know it yes and another sorry I'm late it's a
jungle out there I had to beat an old lady with a stick what hey Peter we got you some
friends hi a man I wanted Toby hi that's a cute outfit did your husband give it to
you now we're talking all right Peters Parker time to fix the bad guys again and you think
all the materials needed to do that are in a high school science lab shut up nobody cares
about that hey bad guys I'm at the Statue of Liberty and I totally don't have any backup
this time that's my cue poor pet Parker I'm not a bad person Spider-Man let's show him how we
[Music] do what is going on we need to work together here's a better idea we have to work
together I just said that I missed the part where that's my problem 3v one them now tell
ho get Sandman first here you go and here you go I'm normal I mean I could have done this any any
time but I'm normal again I'm going to put some dirt in your eye now to Electro you dummies ain't
nobody stopping me looks like everyone forgot forgot what that I'm good now you think we've
been standing here long enough poor little wizard yep no fighting in school cat you want
this poor not a lizard Dr col Peter is that you you know who I am you're all grown up of course
you were like 30 when we met that's me now's a good time to reenter the movie why is that
because you forgot someone Spider-Man hey give it back whatever you say yay wait that was too
easy
[Music] going to [Music] cry oh this is bad hey let's play catch with what these hands
oh I'm going to need a bandaid go stop him he actually likes you and catch this
too I'm not like you You're a murderer okay jeez fine I'll stop [Music] my back head
up oh my back this is very very bad what's happening now other IPS are trying to enter
the MCU is craved enough as it is calm down I'm sure it's not that bad they're making a
craven Solo movie oh crap this is bad you have to cast another spell that would stop it right yes
but everyone would forget about you okay and then they would all return to their universes okay and
then some other inexplicable stuff would happen like vulture would get sent to a universe with
a Vampire person what why would it send them to a completely different Universe I don't make the
rules all right do it you guys are going home well let me buy a cheeseburger the sky limit up
to $784 yeah he's lost a lot of blood looks like your Marvel contracts are up for a bit what am I
going to do don't worry about it those Dune movies look sick plus your TV show but Ned though yes uh
good luck bye-bye everyone I feel all tingly I love you see you chum that's me Peter Parker I'm
in a really good place now I mean I don't have any family or friends but I finally have time to work
on myself it's what everyone wanted ooh that's my new suit now I know what you're thinking what
teenage boy is really into sewing really a movie with a giant talking lizard and that's where you
draw the line Ned's house had a sewing machine wait there are two separate shots of sewing
machines in this movie that's really specific and weird am I narrating I guess I really am
Spider-Man and I'm in this movie too shut up they
haven't noticed us yet let's keep it that way dang it for [Music] Shing