[WAPOOSH] TOP OF THE MORNIN' TO YA, LADDIES!! MY NAME IS JACKSEPTICEYE
and welcome to a game called 'ClusterTruck'!
It's a-- I think it's a first-person parkour game where you're on the tops of trucks driving down...
roads, or whatever, and you have to jump across all the trucks and get to the finish line,
but you can't jump TOO fast, because the trucks won't get to the finish line in time; you touch the ground, you die, you fail
the level, you have to restart. Which [is a] really neat concept, and I just love first-person parkour games anyway...
*septic dance party*
AND, the music sounds awesome, and it's called ClusterTruck! Which is a play on clusterfuck. Which is also good.
'Continue'-- I don't have a continue. New game!
I--I haven't played the game yet, I just literally got into it--
Oooo-kay, *reading* WASD to move-- oh G-- ohh, God, I move very fast!
*reading* Mouse to look around-- Jesus Christ!!
Ooookay, this moves a LOT faster than I was expecting... buuut...
There we go! First level done!
Ah-ha! You think it's easy, don'tcha? you're looking at that, and you're saying to yourself,
"What was all that about? I didn't even get to SEE what was going on." But you're about to see because this gets
crrrrAAAAAAzy bread...
Oh, OH, OH-- level failed-- because I tried too hard and got too far
be-before the trucks even had a chance to do anything-- see some of them crash!
And the ones that crash, you're not supposed to stay on, and then you can just do this (FLY LIKE AN EAGLE) and jump to the end!
Yes! This is gonna get very fun.
It's already very fun, actually, what am I saying?
It could do with some music though...
You got--you got a bit of music going on there, buddy? Are you gonna crash? Do not crash!
St-- NOOO!
God damnit... I think you can wall run along the.. trucks as well-- stay back for a while.
If you stay back,
then these trucks are gonna get out past this, they're gonna keep crashing... there you go.
There you go just stay on this one and even have to do a whole lot. That was pretty easy that was pretty cool
I can do better though and
You can finish the levels SUPER fast if you're good enough and run along
All the trucks as long as they don't crash into each other don't do it. Don't do it bro. Don't crash
Just stay there stay nice and steady
It's nice and steady wins the race, it also gets me to the golden to the finish line. It makes me look cool WEEE
WHAT?! Come on that should have counted anyway why did I get cocky ah God it's stuck between trucks.
OHHHHOHHOHO
I got lucky there GOOD GOD!
The entire place gets destroyed.... FUCKIN HELL!
That's kind of cool though. it's like ah nice. You look back then and Chaos is ensuing upon everybody else
BOOSH
why did I do that why did I think I could actually make it to that next truck?
I should have just stayed back fix up the camera here for a little bit. Woah woah woah woah, woah woah, WOAH
WOAH, WOAH, HOLY FUCK!
That's bad that that's all the badness all the badness just happened there, okay
I should have this finished by now
But I keep dicking around so you can actually run along the pieces of ground that fall off as well like these Pillars
I have a slow down time power?! I didn't fucking know that good Jesus Christ. I'm gonna Die
ahhh Peaceful well it works. It works. It just clicks here we go level complete next one please
Oh shit. Get to the front truck get to the front truck
Oh God stay on the front truck everyone everyone stays stay together now stay together now
Jesus Christ can I determine how to drive you fuck stay on this guy this guy is gonna win it for me. Yes
Good job sonny Jim everybody else is all dying in the background. oh, these ones move what the fuck
That's that's not how real life works physic physics physics get get ahead get hit
Oh god stay on these guys. Yes
AHAHAHA
Okay, cool
These are gonna get nuts after I look at all the trucks
And the truck just keep driving into each other stop that
OHH Jesus no, thanks. No, thanks. I'm getting out of here ah
Don't crush me DON'T! fuuuuck you
There right there right to the top right to the front right to the front oh shit
Oh god people are destroying and dying everywhere. It's not good. Oh careful careful there George
oh, God imagine just game with the oculus rift. That'll be nuts
I don't know
I don't think it has oculus rift support
That and the fact that I don't wanna hook up my oculus rift cuz the DK2 is kind of a bit of a poo poo
But they're OOOOHHHHH good christ
Dk. I know the consumer version is coming
m-my consumer version shall ship in may and I'm quite looking forward to that because
Hopefully, it's good where am I quite even who who and the what now Jesus Christ,
Okay easy does it easy to stay together stay together? Oh, God that guy's flipping all over the place AAAHHHH
oh
God, that's terrifying
this really makes you feel all small and tiny but
I did well anyway good job pat pat. Good truck. Good truck. Well it what else have you got for me? [oh]?
We have trucks coming towards us. No, thanks. Look hold on clench your buttocks
Okay, we're doing well. We're doing fine say on this one this oh no. Oh no no no, no, yes
Do you like how I go from no to yes so easily [oh]?
level Complete oh
This one's nice
It's nice scenery. [I] don't have to add some music in the background
It's not like the main menu music was going to keep going. We have a bit of a power
[bear] [Bear], but [that's] something like that
You know so to get the blood pumping get they get the [groove] [flowing] let's fucking fingers off for headphones
Fucking moron oh, God. Oh God what I do. What the fuck?
Okay, shit. Got real they're on a [certain]. Maybe I should stay back oh
God, I have to run across the trucks as they flow through me in here what?
That is nut sacks. That is a coconuts
Okay, there's a lot of them though
There's a lot of trucks so I can just go wait at the front wait for these guys to fall over jump to you
[laughs] fuck
It took very far
Almost too far (screams) and not fair enough
(grunts) run all the way to the front just keep going he bore a spear on spear on
This is how we do it [fire] [free] you guys know it you're supposed to be over here, no
This is the hard what to do
Because and one of the things apart of that's interesting is that you're completely under the whim of the physics
It's like if the trucks decide to run into each other then you're fucked climb that truck
Don't you dare truck fuck me. Don't you fucking dare come on make it make it why am [I] still sprinting? Yes?
Yes, this is the one is the one I can feel it I can feel it yay, baby
Whoa brush it off brush it off that was fun. That was a cool one. Oh, [God]
This is the classic like [your] bad guys on top of a train kind of thing and it's like yeah wow
I want him to get hit by a sign well, the good guy docks. You know what I mean, oh, God oh
Nellie pop no no no you son of a you son of a [beech]
You set him up beech tree. [oh]
[wait], am I singing like an old lady? Oh no? No, no I refuse
[this] fucking matter [in] [gay], [Mr.]. [Kair]. Yes, yes. Oh all right Cerrone Rice-A-Roni Tony
[day] you sort of a dick hole my own impatience. It's what's gonna. Get me [killed] more than anything else
Why are you guys even here?
Why does it need to be this many trucks on this highway the fucking board meeting this until next week?
Told you not to come in. Yeah, just go all the way out to the side keep going, please don't hit that tree
Don't hit that tree. Come on. You'd fuck bag [oh]
There would have been [epics]
Except now. It's just stupid. [oh]
God fucking wall running good christ on a bike. [oh], I'm scared
[oh], but I look fucking [cool] doing it though, okay?
[yeah], yeah all the way to the end good. [God] some of these levels will really twist thine nipples
What can I get around it [ie] kiss he can ha no one should [you] stay back here? [why] am I rushing it?
Why am I trying to get myself killed just stay back here everything will work out for me?
If I stay down here everything is still work out for me
I hate life. What's this fucking? What wait? I want a [wall] run alongside some of them. Yeah
That is awesome. Nah keep it go ah
Wall running, it is awesome. You can just go along [the] side [to] all [of] them
[hoooo], if you pick up momentum as well, you say going for ages. We can just worn run
I would say the outside of one of them
And then go along all along the side that's not gonna work actually I don't know why I'm trying to even do that
Push you. Wish fuck fuck fine ass bitches. [oh]
Yeah, oh, yeah
Whoa [nope] almost there? Oh?
Whoa whoa, I don't know what he did, but that was cool
No, no no no no it's a lot harder than it looks man. [I] know I know I'm making it look simple
I'm making it look easy actually I'm making it look so extremely complicated so extremely complicated. Yes, whoa
Hell is this [oh], God? Oh, God oh, God?
Get all the way around that guy's smoking. Why you gonna exploding
God see it looks like it should be super simple [then] the trucks bounce all over the place
And it's not so simple tell you you fuck oh
That's so raven getting it done getting her done
Watch this watch this
Hahaha, watch me be a duper do
Yeah, it's nothing work. No it is oh, but it is though. Oh
What the fuck is happening? It was awesome here. We go right down the highway ah what the hell? Oh
God yeah action to get across fast or that would close
are
You serious you saw how close that end was way that I died why [didn't] I die just now hey?
Yes, yes, yes, just get through the goal. Just get through the law yay. Oh, I feel good now about myself
Oh, Jesus. What the fuck is [happening] now. Oh
God, oh, God. This is like a fucking James Bond movie. It's awesome
[I] need a better vocabulary everything's either so cool or awesome [ah]
That were not the awesome that word the poopy dicks okay? I want to stay back here, so the oh shit
No, why why?
Gonna stay back here, so the other guys on the right had a chance to go forward
But I guess wow this game has different plans for me
Come on
Yeah
Balls yes yes yes. Yes, I did it please stay on the straight and narrow oh. God yay
awesome
Okay, we think oh. I was gonna say I'm think I'm gonna leave this episode here the levels just keep coming and starting and going
No, oh those are the bad looks to go on are you guys good?
[I] think [you] guys are good stay stay true say true to the mission stay true to destiny on you
Go now on you. Go now [tight]. [oh] tito [freed] [all]
fuckface
Yes
Okay, what [I] gonna leave this video here
This is such a cool game a really neat idea when you see it first [and] the first few levels
You're like what the hell is the point? It's so easy
But as soon as the level circuit in her is like. Oh, not so easy
It's actually really really complex and complicated and annoying after a while, but it's a lot [of] fun to play
I don't know. I think there's a an open alpha fro right now
I try and find a link for it and putting that in the description
So you guys can go play but I'm not sure I don't know you don't have to pay for it yet
But it's not out fully yet
it's only an alpha so there's a lot more left to go apparently the one a shit Twitter levels made for it and
Because the game moves so fast and they already have a bunch of levels on they have a bunch planned
[they're] [not] finish [yet], so through me a cool game. I think I can't wait to play more of it
I might come back play the rest of levels in this version of it actually
I don't know how many there are
I probably should have checked that maybe there's like 15 ever linked to say there's 50 out of 100 levels so far
Which is a lot of levels, and [I] only got through [like] what ten of them
but anyway, thank you guys so much watching this video if you liked it punch that like button in the face like
a boys and my [phase], Ro
Shh?
Thanks place. No one sailor dudes
But idea about any about any [imagineers] shuffling here. Oh, I don't [think] it is oh oh oh
[we] can talk about this take this bar for Steve Jerry. How's going? It's great
It's great day for commute sun is shining trees are growing trucks are crashing [lip] moves
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