- My orthodontist not gonna be happy with me.
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- Hey guys, as you know, we love candy.
All candy is awesome.
But what about candy from the '80s?
I went deep into the internet
to find some classic 1980s candy.
When I went trick or treating,
this is the stuff that ended up in my pillowcase.
We have how Cow Tales.
- I've tried these before, they still offer these.
This is my favorite thing ever.
- Oh really?
I always get grossed out when these ended up...
Oh, I know.
- There's a specific way that you have to eat them.
I'll show you.
So you take a piece off of it and then you open it,
so you get like all of the stuff,
and then you fold it and then you have like more candy.
- [Kim] Next, wax lips.
- No, I'm good. - I'll try it.
- [Kim] Yes.
- [Penn] You look like your mother.
- [Kim] Hey.
- It's wax.
Why would you give wax to children?
- What are these?
- Oh, those they do not sell anymore.
They are candy cigarettes.
- Oh no.
- Yeah, we're just gonna skip that entire-
- It's like a white stick.
Don't eat cigarettes, kids.
- Okay, I've seen these before, but like I've never...
This looks like the original, vintage version.
- Yeah, is that more wax?
- This is mini drinks, and the ingredients are
refined wax, water corn, syrup.
- [Kim] Corn syrup is the ingredient.
- No, no, water corn.
- Water corn is not a real thing.
Water, comma, corn syrup.
(all laugh)
School is going great!
- So you bite off the top?
- I don't know. - I don't think you eat it.
There's something in there.
This is actually pretty good.
- [Kim] I mean, I feel like
there's better ways to get a drink.
- So you have to take...
(all laugh)
- [Kim] So another thing is like random hard candies.
- Oh, I love hard candies. - This looks like a turd.
- Oh, they sell these at the airport.
Thy don't sell 'em, they give 'em away
at the airport in like Florida or something.
- [Kim] They give 'em away in Florida?
- Yeah, it's so weird.
- My orthodontist is not gonna be happy with me.
- [Kim] Next one, the Chick-O-Stick.
- No. - Chick-O-Stick.
Okay, this is a crunchy peanut butter
rolled in toasted coconut.
- No, I don't like coconut, no.
- No.
- [Penn] Lola, this is my favorite candy bar of all time.
- The Whatchamacallit? - Yes.
- I use this word all the time.
- [Penn] It's like Rice Krispies in the middle.
- Oh, okay. - Oh,
I've seen this one before, I love them.
I've had these before.
- The packaging is actually pretty cool.
- People still give these away at Halloween, I love 'em.
- I like it, it tastes like Snickers.
- Yeah.
- Okay, we're gonna be trying the Razzles.
I feel like I've heard of these before, but yeah, it's gum?
- [Kim] No, it starts off as one thing
and then ends up as gum. - Oh, okay.
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- Can't tell it's already gum.
- It's like powdery gum, though.
It's not that good. - Yeah.
- I don't like it.
- We're gonna do Pop Rocks,
these are still a thing today,
but the packaging is obviously a lot different.
This is like the original, Cherry, I guess.
- No they go like, da, da, da, in your hand.
- [Penn] Careful.
- Way too much.
- ASMR (popping sound).
It tastes better than like the Pop Rocks nowadays,
'cause the Pop Rocks nowadays are like flavorless.
And these have like a lot of sugar in them.
- Got a lot of candy here, but we're gonna wrap it up,
because my kids are about to hit the ceiling with the sugar.
What do we got?
- [Kids] Warheads!
- We're gonna see who can keep a Warhead
in their mouth the longest without making a face.
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(Lola mumbles)
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- [Kim] (laughs) He spit it out.
- [Penn] Lola, I think you won.
- I'm gonna power through, no I'm not.
- What did you guys think of that 1980s candy?
- I liked it.
I think they were all...
The packaging is very vintage, so.
- That's what she has to say, the packaging-
- I still hear the popping in my head.
- From the Pop Rocks?
- So I think the 1980s candy was just
a little more powerful than what you guys are used to today.
What's your favorite old school candy?
Let us know, Thank you for watching.
- They still sell these, but they're not as voluptuous.