*Wapoosh*
Top of the morning to ya laddies!
My name is jacksepticeye and welcome to a game called "Yet Another Zombie
Defense," or something like that.
I don't know.
The title is very self-aware about itself saying that it's just another zombie game
where you have to stand around and defend yourself against waves of them.
But it looks really cool because you can put down traps
and then you're just in this little area like this
and you have shotguns, and you have lasers and shit -
I love these types of games.
They're-they're silly but they're fun. Um --
It's also online, I can get in and join an online game --
look at that: when I hovered over it, two people left.
Um, there's a whole two people online.
Um, I'm just gonna play...
Oh God, who do I want to be?
The Guy,
The Girl,
The Swat,
or The Doc?
The fucking Doc of course
Um,
Friends..? I just wanna play on my own.
Can I just play by myself?
Yes, here we go, okay --
It's time for these zombies to meet their maker
Which is not me.
I don't know why you think that, that's silly.
Oh my God, there's actually a lot of them.
Okay. This is startin' off
pretty fucking hectic.
Okay, I've infinite ammo in my pistol anyway, so that's alright.
It's kinda like "Killing Floor," in a way.
So you kill all the zombies in that routine and then you -- oh.
I get to buy shit.
Cash: $3,750.
Armored Barricade,
Wooden barricade,
Let's buy a wooden barricade.
How do I put it down?
Place.
Can I buy another one?
Place.
Okay, this is what we're doin'.
How-how do I rotate, can I rotate it?
I want to rotate!
Let Jack rotate, you sons of bitches.
Okay, there's fucking music...
And it's creepy.
Um...
I don't know what I'm doing.
I'm trying to- I'm trying to build some sort of like --
I'm just building myself a little area that I can --
like I can go into and hide in,
whenever shit goes shitty.
Oh god, oh god, you're fast. Oh shit you're fast
NOOO Fuck off!!
Okay, this is not working. This is actually going very fucking badly
oh, God (X4)
Two mines okay, how do I actually place mines? I still have a lot of health. That's good
Haha 100% health
Okay, what's the lightning bolt do?
Fast reload, see this is why I love the games like this you get little upgrades
And then you the next round you're a lot stronger, and then they're a lot stronger you just build it up as you're going along
whoa, level up!
Yeah, Okay. Movement, Speed, Health points Health Regen
Ohh Health Regen will be really nice Pick Up Range would also be really nice
Uh Movement Speed. Movement speed for now is pretty good
Wooden barricade do I even want to buy more of them?
And now if they did well last time Electro barricade an auto turret. Yes
Let's play an Auto Turret
Wait
Place you there
Mount a weapon to arm the Turret
Wha what okay? I got I got landmines before right?
Okay, I should be able to place them here and here
Okay whatever. I don't know what I'm doing yet. We will see what happens
Just keep shooting these dudes and we will be okay
Oh god, (x4)
Can my mines go off and actually kill somebody
Please my turret isn't killing anybody, cause there's no
Wohohooo!
There's nothing mounted on it. Oh God speed boost
They're all just obsessed with my barricade none of them are actually coming after me.
I guess there is a benefit to having a barricade down.
Oh Mama
Yes, sir
Umm..
Grenade Chainsaw- oh my God. This is the Jam right now
Flamethrower! I can actually buy a flamethrower. Oh, but I probably ran out of ammo really quick
stored one Ammo left zero
And let's just buy a shit ton of ammo. This is where I can actually mount stuff. Okay, sure should we
Can buy a Chainsaw, but I don't think I can actually mount the chainsaw. Why did I do that that was stupid okay?
There we go there. We go. I'm mounting an smg on it's so tiny
Ok I got a chainsaw.
Oh yes
I also got a shot gun
Niiice!
This game is awesome! Boom boom boom. What's this do?
Invisibility oh God, that's a big guy.
Thought I was invisible
I needa be careful of my ammo with the shotgun. I could run it out of there pretty quick
bye, bitch
Okay, nice
Now what do we need? Umm..
Oohh, this is tricky.
Health Regen would be good, but only when we get to like this level
But you have to start somewhere pickup range would be nice cuz I can get all the items a lot closer
Reloading speed I think might be better for me now umm
okay, let's go back to a..
An Armored barricade
let's buy one of those bad boys and
Place.
Nice.
*Sings along* So fucking creepy *nervous laugh*
Advanced auto turret, what do you do? I don't know, can't afford it. I got me some propane tank barricades
Shits about to go off this time
Place a mine there, place a mine here, place a mine there, everywhere.
There we go, okay, next night, please.
Just put a chainsaw for the start of this
Ooooo chainsaw is rad
*laughs* There goes the propane one. Oh, no those are the mines
Okay, do I have fuel in this?
God oh, God. Oh, God that guy's super close. Oh that guy is super close is super big. I don't like that, okay
He dead, he dead. It's okay two grenades. How do we use grenades?
That's how, okay, uh GRENADE!
Nice.
Boom. Boom.
Duuuude
I wrecked house that time okay my barricades are all fucked tho.
That's not good
Let's buy some armored barricades. You know what?
Buying a fucking flamethrower. Let's do this shit
Come at me
WOOOHOOhOOHOOO!
Oh my God, it's so strong
It's fucking melting through them!
Fast reload, that's what I like to see- oh wait, I'm losing ammo really quick in this
Oh that's okay though, that's okay, because I am killing them anyway! Can you die?
Dude die! Motherfucker. Yeahehehe!!
Okay, I'm almost out of flamethrower ammo
It's okay
Hit them with the blast. Okay, that's not good enough
Chainsaw! Chainsaw! Nyaaaahahahaha!!
Okay, I'm doing pretty fucking good, not gonna lie.
Uh-oh x3
OH! x3
OH NOOOOOOO!!!
I was doing so well!! :(
Oh I have to start over from the fucking beginning
That's a bunch of shit
Because I went too far ahead, and then they surrounded me, and I had no way getting out
Unless I didn't I just panicked
probably did
Okay, I know what I'm doing now. This time I can kick some real fucking ass. I think I'm doing pretty good this time
umm I can get a Freeze Gun
Or I can get a Rocket Launcher... A Rocket Launcher, please =D
Umm.
Should I mount the Rocket launcher?
Yes, I think we're good for the next night. Me and my little mount here
are doin fucking awesome. My mount is kicking ass and I've learned to actually just stay in the middle this time
Oh my God, what the fuck is that ??!
Uh-oh, x3
Okay, okay, these guys are breaking through pretty fucking quickly. I don't like this!!
HELP!!
Okay, okay, okay. I guess I need to- uh
upgrade my defenses
next round?
You guys stop. You fuckin stop. Thank you. That is a lot of dead bodies.
I ain't gonna fool-ys. That's a lot of deados
Okay, building up my defenses. How are you doing on ammo by the way? ahhhh
Rocket launcher, ammo left: 25. Dude you've'a shit ton of ammo
That's awesome. I have two shotguns? Oh, I could- I- if only I could afford another turret.
I do have a lot of fucking mines though that I'm not using for some reason
Maybe I'm just a le silly biitch. Here we go. Let's see how this night goes this might be the end of me
I'm just gonna say that now
Because this gets very overwhelming very quickly
And I'm just one man
One man with a turret and a lotta armored barricades, but one man nonetheless
It's actually going really well. Here, have a grenade
*laughs*
Fuckers. Oh that's a movement speed upgrade that I would like
Fuck off. Oh God. I can't even get out. Okay, make sure I get the upgrades before the round ends. That's important
Okay and grenade!
There we go, yes!
If I can distract some of them away from my
Turret and shit
Then we'd be doing good!
*Celebration yelling*
I've increased movement speed. That's great. I have more health
You think my pickup range could do better?
Okay, these guys are chewing through my defenses
So I need to start putting down another Auto Turret
Uhh, bye and place.
There we go, and I should have a shotgun for you. Yes, Mount that Soulja boy
Okay, place a mine there, I place these kind of far out so we can- we can pick off some of the dudes as they come in
Like that you know, you see. You see, oh you'll see
You see now, and you're about to see again, when I blow the shit out of their faces. Look at that shit
Fuck yes!
I can see where you'd need more than one player for this
This looks like it would be hard as fuck to go very far on your own.
Uh-oh, I have very, very little shotgun ammo left.
Oh no, that's actually bad
Okay out of shotgun ammo. Fuck
All I have now is a fucking Chainsaw and a pistol.
I mean the Chainsaw is pretty fucking powerful. I like that.
I don't like how much fucking health I'm losing though.
Kill that guy
Okay, okay. This is fucking terrible
My shotgun's out of ammo
Like not just my shotgun, but also the shotgun on my mount.
Okay
S-So is that good for you guys?
*Uncomfortable laughter*
Electro barricades
This place is a fucking mess. Oh shit. Oh shit, I started outside my own barricade.
Oh fuck I can't get back in!
Oh, this is the end
This is so the fucking end. How did I do that, I'm such a moron!
Uh-oh, x3
Wolfie, Wolfie NO!
NOOOOOOOO!
No, you'll never take me alive, ye bastard!!
Okay, could somebody drop some health!!
That's something that I desperately need! Drop it, drop some health. Please?
*Screams*
NOOOO!!!
OOOOOOooooo that did not go-
That was my fucking bad, that was stupid. *laughs*
I'm gonna leave this video here. This is a really fun game. It's simplistic, but it works
I think this would be really fun if I get in a play with some friends. On your own
it gets a little same-y after a while, especially when you die
and then you start all the way back at the start again.
But you you'd accrue a much better
fortification, a lot more upgrades a lot
faster if you had a bunch of friends with you to play it so who knows maybe we'll do that. But for now
thank you guys so much watching this episode! If you liked it, punch that like button in the face
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Thank you guys. And I will see all you dudes...
IN THE NEXT VIDEOOOOOO!!!!!!!!
I really love the music. It's like a horror movie,
*sings along*