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It is illegal to take a photo of a rabbit without a permit.
How stupid is that?
Okay, everyone, now read the laws
I've highlighted in your books.
Uh, ice cream on a cone may only be licked.
It is illegal to bite ice cream on a cone.
Charlotte.
Okay.
It is against the law to wear more than one hat
at the same time.
Piper.
Dads who play hand bells must be destroyed.
It doesn't say that.
- Well, it should. - Agreed.
Well, I say it's wrong that Captain Man is in jail.
And to make my point, I'm going down to City Hall,
and I'm gonna break some or these dumb laws.
- Question? - Yeah.
Why?
Because they won't dare put a kid in jail on Christmas.
And then they'll have to let Captain Man out too.
Now...
I'm going down there and nobody is gonna stop me.
There's the door.
Now, can we play the hand bells?
Charlotte, we better make sure Jasper's okay.
- Yeah, let's hurry. - Yeah.
I have to go look at a flower.
These pants itch.
Fine!
- I didn't do nothing! - Tell it to the judge!
Get off of me!
- I hate you! - Get in there!
Why you gotta hassle me, man?
Captain Man?
What are you in here for?
Well, see, I got arrested for serving food to the hungry,
while not wearing a hair net.
Good.
What do you mean, good?
I'm sick of people like you!
You hair heads!
You think that rules don't apply to you!
Well, guess what?
Not everyone has hair!
- Hey. - What?!
You're hurting, aren't ya?
Yeah, I'm hurtin'.
Come here.
It's okay.
It's alright.
It's not your fault.
It's not my fault.
That's it. Let it all out.
Merry Christmas!
Who's that boy? What's going on?
Go get 'em, Jasper!
You got this.
My name's Jasper Dunlop, and I'm wearing two hats!
I'm going to eat this ice cream cone, thusly!
And now, without a permit,
I'ma take photos of this rabbit!
Ooh. Yeah. You're an animal.
Show me those ears.
Do you know what's wrong with him?
Yeah, We're all mad that Captain Man got arrested
for breaking some stupid law about hairnets.
So, he's protesting by breaking more stupid laws.
Oh.
What are you doing?
You're under arrest.
What? But I'm just a child!
Doesn't matter.
But I was only doing this show you how wrong
it was to arrest Captain Man!
Well, now you're going to be in jail with Captain Man.
But I didn't even...
I am?
Come on.
I'm going to hang out with Captain Man!
Poor Ray.
What do you mean?
It's bad enough he's spending Christmas Eve in jail,
now Jasper's gonna be in there bugging him all day and night.
Oh yeah. Poor Ray.
[sighing]
Well,
might as well keep ‘em company.
What do you mean?
Hold this.
Oh, look at me! I'm a criminal!
I'm wearing two hats, simultaneously!
Oh, and look what I'm gonna do this ice cream cone!
[mumbling]
Yo, Bunny, smile!
Mmm. Ooh. Mmm.
- Ooh. Ooh. - Alright.
You two are under arrest.
Oh no.
Wait! Why am I under arrest?
Because you watched him wear double hats
and bite that ice cream.
And you did nothing.
Oh.