all right so taji are you ready to do
this turn in some for p
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you might have seen previously I
attended a strip club featuring women
performers man what has your um
experience been like working here yeah
we're all armed you know we're ready for
war the next coming civil war happens
between
uh between us and all the
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Muslims was a hell of a
time but you know I like to keep my
options open like to uh broaden my
horizons so today the male strip club
the word male hasn't been canceled yet
has it I am a male so I can probably get
away with seeing it at least male all
right so I've just stumbled upon laar
appears to be a place of many
men that strip they weren't very
interactive and truthfully they seemed
pretty bored this is the worst strip
club I've ever been to male or female
looked bored and zero fun I noticed
several times that many of the men were
not smiling and did not look very
excited paid $2 for a 40c lap dance 40
seconds does seem pretty quick for a lap
dance
um I got one at the last strip club and
it probably lasted I mean I was like it
was almost too long well if you are male
gay straight pansexual whatever your
sexual orientation it's $70 to get in
and you have to sit at the
bar I think in order to fully understand
these reviews it makes the most
sense to go
undercover first ever exclusive
undercover onear
reviews the only way to really get to
the bottom of these reviews was to
infiltrate there was no way I could do a
proper analysis by sitting at the bar
and I certainly did not have $70 to
spare I was going to go under cover
posing as someone looking to get into
the erotic dancing profession and laar
had offered me the chance to learn the
ropes an audition with a performance in
front of a live
crowd hello hello very nice to meet you
I'm manager my name is Gino so nice to
meet you nice to meet you too my name is
taji nice to meet you taji so you're
thinking about uh entertaining yes I
kind of just wanted to come in and just
get a feel for it and see if I you know
have what it takes to dance have you
done it before I have never done this
before oh
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nice after a short tour of the
establishment Gino broke down what to
expect during my audition going to go up
on stage to try out it's a small little
performance to see if you have the job
or not um you'll probably be up here for
about four or 5 minutes just to see if
you have rhythm and if you have what it
takes to work here at laar I was feeling
quite nervous about the thought of
getting up on stage but I couldn't show
it I couldn't break my cool confident
exterior if I was going to get to the
bottom of these onear reviews Gino took
me to the underwear department to make
my selection these are the briefs that
the guys wear that's kind of a nice like
kind of shiny
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one this is an all white one does the
white one look pretty cool with the
lights especially with the black lights
they look really nice
camouflage cool red one yeah awesome
it's like kind of a leopard thing going
on Leopard going on yeah
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um you can pick whichever one you like
thank you you're welcome and then from
there we'll uh go up on stage and see if
you have what it takes to work here at
laber upon closer inspection of their
underwear it was clear that they used a
network of size enhancing reinforcements
which would make it appear as if their
packages were larger than they actually
were you just kind of just put them
right on like normal underwear you kind
of just tuck in here I guess just yep
just right on cool of a silhouette type
of thing right on so if they were
stretching the truth about their size it
got me wondering if there might be any
truth to the reviews I'd seen online
they weren't very interactive and
truthfully they seemed pretty bored the
guys were snobby and rude poor
routine my dance partner mentor and
potential future colleague Valentino had
arrived it was a nice chance to get
acquaint before starting rehearsals kind
of like pick up the light really cool
thank totally thank you other way around
oh other way around got it go cool there
you go all
righty I was then introduced to our
fellow dancer Lorenzo and learned about
their special connection he's my cousin
from Italy he's like we're on vacation
in uh Capri no yeah in Capri he told me
that he was working here a ster and was
okay I'm going to buy the flight the
ticket for the flight and I'm coming
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after taking a moment to get to know
each other it was time to learn the
choreography of the routine every move
you make just make it dramatic okay okay
boom boom you turn around right here
right here I need a big swing big swing
big swing okay and it explode right here
the routine was more challenging than I
had imagined but it would not distract
me from my mission although it did have
me con concerned that I would be
performing this in front of a live
audience in just 1 hour other the way
faing make sure you face the crowd when
we do that there you go so like this
yeah being on the inside it seemed to me
that so far the dancers were really
putting in maximum effort into their
routines I was under their spell but I
had to keep my mind on the
reviews
drop yeah luck and
drop nice okay again one more time
I hadn't much time to rehearse but this
was my audition and I was committed oh
hey L you got see like all these girls
just showed up it's kind of crazy like a
whole a whole like Escalade of women
just arrived Friday that is very very
good so he picked a pretty good night
huh yeah yeah I was nervous to see the
crowds roll in but if this is what it
takes to get to the bottom of lear's
onear reviews then I would get the job
done
um let's see if he gets the routine if
he does he'll be working here at laber
all right thank you all
right the guys took me through their
pre-show rituals and it slowly dawned on
me just how much effort goes on behind
the scenes these guys were no amateurs
but Pros pumping up before game time and
Gino was our
coach all right guys are you guys ready
to go up on stage we're ready all right
talk let's see see what you
got just go out there have fun put a
smile on your face and you'll be fine
all right good luck man thank you Gino I
wish you the best let's try to make this
come thank you so much let's do it
you're
welcome moments away from the show I
realized if I boted the routine I would
easily be the reason for a new flurry of
one star reviews this is the worst strip
club I've ever ever po routine
was my undercover operation a big
contradiction was I going to become a
onear review
myself I could not let that happen so I
took a moment to reflect on my
conversation with Valentino Are you ever
nervous or is that something you had to
overcome you overcome it it's like
riding a bicycle do you overcome that
fear how many girls can handle more than
one man at once
how many girls want to take three men on
at
once there was no turning back somebody
make some noise for man
lorento you ready for more somebody make
some noise for
Tasha somebody screen for
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valo get ready cuz they all have great
big huge Wide Open Arms just for you
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all right what up let's give it up out
there for those gentlemen now I got to
know how many girls want to bring them
back out
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tonight hey hey hey nice nice we did it
the guys took me under their wing and it
felt amazing and while my adrenaline was
high I felt like it was the perfect time
to ask Gino about their one star reviews
before I came here you know I checked
out the Yelp and I saw you know people
were writing certain things like someone
even wrote like you know these guys look
like you know they're not having fun
they're bored this that this is the
worst strip club I've ever truthfully
they seemed pretty bored the guys were
snobby and rude um you know there's
always going to be good and bad reviews
most of the girls that do come here they
always usually have a good time and they
usually leave good reviews and then you
have the Sor ones that really don't want
to really have too much fun and they're
new to this and uh they're a little
awkward in here paid $20 for a 4C lap
dance one person even claimed like
something about like the pricing is
strange like they said that like they
got I guess like a 40c lab dance for 20
bucks or something is that like right
it's normally about 2 to 3 minutes for
uh a table dance you know girls are
always going to want a little more extra
well if you are male gay straight
pansexual whatever your sexual
orientation it's $70 to get in and you
have to sit at the bar I guess a lot of
guys were writing reviews and like they
seemed like almost unhappy sometimes
with their experience say coming as like
a single guy it's like kind of like
different situation they have to be
accompanied by a woman and when they do
come in they would have to they would
have to sit at the VIP or at the bar
that's the only place they're allowed to
sit just because it's a lady friendly
club and it's all about the ladies and
how do they deal with people critiquing
the actual performance like someone was
writing like oh like you know it's a
poor routine
right um most of these guys you know we
hire new guys we hire guys with no
experience so uh we always give
everybody a chance as long as they look
good their body's fit and uh they have a
good personality and they of course have
to have dance moves too I can tell no I
mean they they seem to put all their
heart in it like oh yeah it's a really
good feeling once you get the job you'll
know
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after a successful undercover operation
it was time to leave and I wanted to
thank Gino for the opportunity of a
lifetime just keep working out tan a
little bit come in early to practice but
I have some good news to tell you you
got the job I need you to come in on
Sunday great job come in Sunday at about
7:00
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I went to laar with the expectation of
bored and snobby models performing
poorly executed routines however I was
instantly brought in with open arms by a
heroic Army of men these men channel the
energy of the crowd and fearlessly put
it straight into their act some of who
have demonstrated such commitment to
their performance that they have even
moved all the way from Italy for the
opportunity I myself even managed to get
up on stage to experience it firsthand
and I have to say it was the adrenal and
Rush of a lifetime to be in front of so
many wonderful and supportive women and
there's nothing boring about that it may
not be for everyone because not all
people go in there with the same
expectation but if you are someone who
likes a night out with the girls to
appreciate some prime physique and
explosive dancing then this is the place
for you thank you
laar five
stars for you
and uh what's your favorite thing about
dancing I love performing I love like
putting a smile on the girl's face on
the girl's face yeah I love uh it's the
first thing yeah and you guys are
probably like pretty stoked when you're
doing it too it seems It's all we're
about totally yeah