(Mac screaming)
- So the Grammy's just happened
and you know what that means!
(upbeat music)
Is the music still going?
It's 2023 y'all outside,
I'm expecting some heavy hitters this year,
and if I don't get 'em I'm throwing up.
Harry Styles.
(Mac moaning)
I don't know.
(woman laughs)
Part of me feels like I've seen this before,
but maybe I've stared at your bare chest
more times than I wanna admit.
(Mac laughs) It looks familiar.
We love a quilt, that's a vibe,
not a Grammy vibe, but it's a vibe, you know it's a vibe.
Now take it off (Mac laughs) for multiple reasons.
Whoa my god.
(Mac laughs)
(Mac coughs)
I've been having a problem recently
that whenever I laugh out loud I start to gag.
Girl they got me gagging literally.
Oh my god, oh my god, (Mac groans) such a gag.
Kim Petras, Sam Smith, Violet Chachki, and Gottmilk.
Oh Jesus Christ.
(Mac sighs)
It's not here in this photo 'cause we're all queers girl,
we're all queers.
There is so many people
that if you were to show this in front of my face
and like vibrate it really quickly
I would think it's a K Pop group, I'm just saying.
Violet Chachki looks great always, Gottmik, great always.
Did I call them Gottmilk earlier?
(circus music)
Got milk.
I don't know, my memory's gone.
Kim Petras looks decent, and then we go to Sam.
Just out here being a pimp you know?
You all can appreciate
a good pimp Couture you know what I mean?
They look like one of the final bosses
of that Forspoken game I just played.
We love a good red look, we love a good period awareness.
I don't think anyone here
actually gets their period, nevermind.
But you know what?
About more than half the human population experiences it,
so we all should just be spreading awareness,
you know educational video, periods exist, did you know?
(Mac laughs) Taylor Swift looks like a cousin.
What?
She just always gives me cousin vibes.
I don't know how to describe that,
but I feel like we all understand it.
This is cute, we love a good starry night,
a good Vincent Van Gogh.
Did he paint that?
I think he did.
Showing us a little abdomen,
telling the world that she does sit ups.
We stand, we stand you queen.
Mary J. Blige.
(Mac laughs)
Disco Targaryen okay,
she is the dance for me today girl.
No hater-ation, holler-ation, anywhere around.
I feel like I make that joke every single time she comes up.
I swear to god, I listen to a lot more Mary J. Blige songs,
but that's just the one that everyone knows,
that's just the one all people can relate to.
We know it's cute, I don't really like the hair,
but that's just me.
And also that feels
like a very uncomfortable place to have cutouts you know?
I'm just imagining
the wind hitting the corners of my crotch.
I don't think I'll be having a fun time.
Doja Cat, oh my god, I'm throwing my phone away,
I can't even look at that, I can't even look at that.
Why would she do this, why would she do this?
Girl that's a slay.
We love a good shadow,
dominatrix getting cocktails, you know.
She looks like a super villain
who's power is to turn into a puddle of oil,
and honestly I relate.
I don't know where I was going with that.
It's giving, she has no eyebrows, oh my god!
(Mac laughs)
Has this always been a thing, am I late?
Am I late?
I think I'm late, I feel like I'm late.
We stand okay Whoopi Goldberg, let's go.
Someone's coming for your gig,
someone's coming for your gig girl.
Heidi Klum is always there, she's just always showing up.
She loves a good party, she loves a good Red Carpet.
I feel like every single Red Carpet you have ever done
she's always existing there,
even like the film festivals girl.
But this is a nice dress, she looks like a moth.
Dead ass, she looks like a moth.
(Mac laughs) Like it's giving like moth girl,
it's giving heavy bug detail, you know what I mean?
Like she was a worm for Halloween
and now she's this for the Grammy's.
We love a theme, we love a continuing story.
Dwayne Johnson and Lauren, who?
Oh no that is,
I don't care about any of their outfits, but okay.
Viola Davis, miss E got, miss E got!
Got a weird looking dress on.
Girl what is happening on the bottom?
Is it fringing at the bottom?
So it's a dress with then fringe after the knees.
Congrats on your success,
that's all we need to focus on right now.
(Mac laughs) It's giving very art deco on the top
and then it becomes like a checkerboard on the bottom.
Or like an alternative finishing flag,
as in the dress should've finished at that point.
(Mac sighs)
Congrats on all your success.
(Mac laughs) Diplo, okay.
H.E.R. yes, back to wearing sunglasses.
She said "y'all don't know me,
(Mac laughs) "y'all know this face.
"Shut up, stop talking to me, leave me alone."
This is a nice dress, this is a very nice dress
if you don't stare at it long enough.
When you stare at the bottom for too long
you're kinda like what?
And is that comfortable
when your boobs are that pressed together?
Like I feel like that wouldn't be that comfortable.
Maybe not, maybe we can do it.
Anitta.
Girl, this is the one, this is it, this took it.
Sorry Doja, you're not the only oil puddle super villain
at this awards show.
It's like a dramatic depressed peacock,
and that is my vibe, that is my aesthetic.
Nelly.
I forgot you existed.
Jack Harlow.
Were you the driver?
(Mac laughs)
Boy those gloves don't even look like they fit.
Who did this to you, who did this?
What's wrong with your hand, what are you hiding?
Pharrell, no thank you.
Anderson Paak, I accept this.
Are you wearing a tank top underneath?
Oh, take it back, I'm reporting this.
How dare you!
How dare you, during the Grammy's?
Great design though, I really want this suit.
Give me this suit please.
Probably costs a fortune, but I can afford it now right?
Why am I lying?
Trevor Noah, wore this already
I feel like to the MET Gala, am I crazy?
I'm not crazy.
I don't think I'm crazy, I know I'm a lotta things
but crazy isn't one of them sometimes.
But he's worn this before, he's worn this,
I've reviewed this before.
Or I've just seen way too many suits
that they just all look alike at one point,
they've all always look alike to me at all times actually.
Amber Rose.
And that was Amber Rose.
Bebe Rexha oh, it's kinda boring.
I mean like it looks fun, but also kinda boring.
Why am I bored of it?
I'm too gay, you see that's the problem here.
(Mac laughs) Like we love a good cleavage moment,
but there's nothing else happening,
like there's nothing else exciting.
Look at me acting
like I know what I'm fucking talking about girl.
Oh.
My god.
(Mac laughs)
(Mac coughs)
Oh my god.
I'm telling you, every time I laugh I gag.
This.
Is.
A choice we all have to deal with now okay.
I feel like whoever designed this outfit
probably has a child
and has been watching a lot of "Sesame Street"
and buying a lot of Barbie's okay?
(Mac laughs) It's giving me robe blanket with the once suit
but I'm okay with it.
I'm okay with, I'm okay with it, I'm okay with it.
Mah-na mah-na to you girl.
DJ Khaled, knowing you, those shoes probably cost
thousands of dollars,
and they are untied so now I'm just pissed off.
(Mac laughs) Jack Antonoff.
For a man that seems to be responsible
for a lot of Grammy nominated songs
throughout the past decade,
you seem to never know how to escape the aesthetic
of the man that stands next to the trash can at a party.
And you know what, I'm happy for that,
I'm happy for that decision in your life,
you know what you want.
West Love, love it.
(Mac laughs)
To a point, to a point.
DJ Spinderella.
I don't know who you are but I want to,
'cause girl you look like you're gonna get me drunk
on a Friday night, drunk on a Wednesday.
Look at her!
We partying, we are partying okay, where are we going?
Where's the after party, where are we going?
I can meet you up there.
There the Grammy's are happening
right when I'm recording this.
I have no idea what's happening during the Grammy's,
I have no idea who's even performing girl.
(Mac laughs)
Blac Chyna.
Maybe I am afraid of the dark.
Okay but no girl, this is kinda pussy though,
this is kinda pussy.
The house down, boots, mama, okay girl,
house of Chyna, purr.
Did I gay it up enough?
The makeup is very much giving us crying in the club
but the outfit is giving us murdering someone backstage.
We stand.
Big Freedia, yes!
That's it.
Tom Daley.
Maybe, maybe, maybe, let's think about it.
It's giving me very much 2000's
which has come back I believe.
We have fooled the youth into thinking that was cool.
It's very much giving me a fashion choice
we might regret in like five years,
but right now is like working it down
but with caution girl, with caution.
(woman laughs)
Amigas of cheetahs, friends for life.
(Mac humming)
It's cute.
Shania Twain.
Yes mother!
Oh you are for the girls and you know it, she knows it.
See this is what happens
when we give you life, you return the favor.
You return the favor and we love you for it.
Like this is so ridiculous and cow that it just works.
It's a moment.
Cow realness with the red
so she got the period awareness memo.
Thank you so much Sam Smith.
We stand a confident woman.
Gus Kenworthy.
How big is the Grammy awards ceremony room?
'Cause some of these people y'all inviting,
I'm like how did you guys have space for them?
(Mac laughs) And this outfit looks
like he didn't even think he was gonna make it either girl.
Brandi Carlile, I appreciate you
'cause you always dress like you're about to fight a bull.
(Mac laughs) Benny Blanco.
(Mac sighs)
Once again for a person that seems to be responsible
for a lot of chart topping hits
seemed to not know how to escape the aesthetic
of the man standing next to a trash can at a party
who also has shrooms.
And you know what, I'm okay with that for some weird reason.
He just gives me that vibe in general.
Lizzo, uh whoa.
Did I just fall in love right now?
Oh my god, I am so sorry.
I might need to trade in my gay cord for a second,
'cause why did she just come for my entire life right now
and make me question things?
You cannot just strut on this Red Carpet
wearing my favorite color
in the most dramatic getup I've ever seen
in a good few seconds.
Am I supposed to buy a right right now, what's happening?
Girl this is crazy, but I'm obsessed with it.
(Mac laughs)
It for some reason it's giving me like "Lion King".
That's it, that's it, it's like a melted orange Creamsicle
which I just remembered I have one in my freezer right now.
Oh my god, I'm about to, girl I'm about to.
Taylor, hello yes reality TV queen.
Why is everyone wearing gloves?
What's going on?
Do we not wanna touch people?
I get it, I get it.
I'm low key not a fan of the top of the dress
on how it's like sleeveless
and then doing this shoulder thing,
'cause it's coming off like football padding
like you're ready to go tackle girl.
Like low key I'm wearing a black jersey right now.
I feel like I'm only two steps away from your dress
as we speak.
And honestly that might be a little bit of a con
actually you might get some points in my book.
Cole Walliser, the fashion cam zoom guy.
Look at him,
he's so fucking sexy, I just wanted to say that out loud.
Laverne Cox.
(Mac hands)
Let's just end it here, we're just gonna end it here
'cause mother has just come home
and I forgot to thaw the chicken out
so I gotta go rush real quick, you know what I mean?
Mother is arrived and I forgot to wash the dishes
so now I'm embarrassed.
Mother has walked into the building
and I am still eating chips on the couch.
I need to go.
This is beautiful as always, with little Egyptian design,
I think that's Egyptian, I'm not sure,
I might be being racist.
But we stand, I'm a fan, I accept this in my life.
(Mac laughs)
Okay but where is Beyoncé?
Beyoncé isn't even there yet apparently.
Come on Beyoncé!
I just want you in my thumbnail,
why are you doing this to us?
(Mac laughs)
- [Announcer] One hour later.
- Okay no wait here we go, Beyoncé.
(Mac shouts) Yes, oh yes, okay yes, just yes!
We love the hat, it's giving very much Angela Bassett
and "Wakanda Forever".
Have I not given you enough?
Or whatever she says in that moment.
Full body coverage.
She saying "ain't nobody seeing my knees tonight."
But I'm into it, holding three Grammy's girl,
I think she took this at home 'cause she was late,
I think this is why.
- It's.
- But yeah that's it, I think I'm gonna go,
isn't that right Lizzo?
Hell yeah.
(Mac laughs)
Y'all thought I was joking
when I said I had a orange Creamsicle pop girl,
I really did.
Tell me, let me know, who's your favorite on the Red Carpet?
Who was your least favorite on the Red Carpet?
If you don't care, comment.
What kind of cereal do you eat?
I don't know girl, just comment something please?
Also hey Japan trip is fully going on.
There's about 14 spots left.
If you wanna check it out
there'll be a link in the description.
It went up a couple dollars so just beware.
Also starting a shorts channels separately from this channel
'cause I don't wanna spam you guys
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So if you wanna subscribe to that
give a girl a couple bucks
'cause I'm starting to monetize that shit please.
(Mac laughs) Currently empty right now
but it will be full of stuff
once this video goes out, okay I promise you.
I also have memberships to this channel
where I play a bunch of games.
Here's a little snippet of that.
(Mac shouting)
If you wanna join that there's a plan for that too.
Now I gotta go watch the actual Grammy's,
like they're literally happening
right now as we're speaking.
I like how I was gone for too much,
didn't even mention it til right now.
(Mac laughs) I don't give a shit.
But anyways, I'm gonna go.
My name is Mac and don't forget to like, comment,
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(Mac shouting)