-Now I recently read a study
that said Gen Z is having way less sex
than previous generations and isn't interested
in getting into long-term relationships, in general.
This is science, y'all. It's fact.
Yeah, they're calling it a sex recession.
[ Laughter ]
Well, I thought the two of you are the perfect people
to help stimulate the sexual economy.
-Good sexual pun. -Thank you. Thank you so much.
Thank you, thank you. You're gonna use your talents
to pitch Gen Z on having more sex.
Now, just to make this a little more difficult,
you're gonna have a list of 10 words that you cannot use
while you pitch sex, and they are...
feel, good, orgasm, touch,
vagina, penis, inside,
climax, sperm, and naked.
[ Cheers and applause ] Yeah, exactly.
And before any of you at home @ me on this,
this is just for the 18-plus Gen Z crowd.
So, Shan, why don't you go first?
I'll give you this so you can reference the words,
and if you say any of them, I will buzz you.
Sound good? -But sex is fine?
-That is correct. -Okay, all right.
-Let's get 45 seconds on the clock.
Pitching sex to Gen Z, and go.
-Okay, the reason why Gen Z should have sex is because
it releases DHEA, which makes you look younger for longer.
People with prostates, it can help reduce your chance
of getting prostate cancer. [ Laughter ]
It can help to decrease your risk of heart disease.
It can help you go to sleep. It is stress-relieving.
Um, it also c-a-a-a-a-an...
make you come... to your happy place...
[ Laughter ]
...which can allow you to get connected with somebody
because it releases oxytocin.
[ Cheers and applause ] -You still got 20 seconds.
-20 seconds? Okay.
Um, in addition, it is a way for you
to get to know and explore yourself,
find different pleasures.
It is actually ranked more of a wellness
than getting a massage or looking at puppies on Instagram.
It does more to decrease your blood pressure.
And it can be exercise, depending on what you're doing.
[ Ding! ] -Time! Time!
[ Cheers and applause ]
I am shook right now. [ Laughter ]
That was incredible. What?!
Chris, come back! [ Laughter ]
-Chris, we need you! [ Applause ]
-I mean... [ Cheers and applause ]
If you're not having sex at home right now, what are you doing?
[ Laughter ] That was incredible.
-Thank you. -Chris.
-It was long, though. It's like a dissertation.
You got time, okay? [ Laughter ]
Set the mood for them. I didn't give them any foreplay.
-You took all mine. [ Laughter ]
-Chris, you're up.
45 seconds on the clock.
Convince Gen Z to have sex, and go.
-How do you say that one? -Vagina.
[ Buzzer ]
[ Laughter ]
-Gotcha!
Listen, Gen Z...
the planet is currently underpopulated.
[ Laughter ]
Uh, we're running out of people. [ Laughter ]
And you're the next generation to make more people.
Now, I don't know if you know how people are made,
but you generally use your -- your male hoohah...
[ Laughter ]
...and you, uh...insert it --
[ Laughter ]
...into a female hoohah. [ Light laughter ]
Therefore, creating things we need,
like doctors and lawyers. [ Ding! ]
-Time! Wow! [ Cheers and applause ]
What?! That was incredible.
-Give me wine and Chris wine.
[ Cheers and applause ]
-Thank you. Thank you.
-I think you're both winners. -Thank you.
-You dropped some nuggets of wisdom.
[ Buzzer ] Okay.
You dropped some nuggets of wisdom.
-Don't say "nuggets." [ Laughter ]
-I can't say "nuggets"? -I don't know.
-You dropped some balls of wisdom.
[ Laughter ] That's our show.
Thank you so much to Chris and Shan for being here.