LOTS OF NEWS TO COVER, SO LET'S JUMP RIGHT INTO IT.
OF COURSE, ON SATURDAY, JOE BIDEN WON THE SOUTH CAROLINA
PRIMARY.
AND HE WON BIG, CAPTURING NEARLY 50% OF THE VOTE.
TO WHICH BIDEN SAID, "DUH, THE OTHER 50% IS NORTH CAROLINA."
IT'S BIG NEWS BECAUSE BIDEN HAS RUN FOR PRESIDENT THREE TIMES
AND THIS IS THE FIRST PRIMARY OR CAUCUS HE'S EVER WON.
BUT IT'S LIKE THEY SAY, IF AT FIRST YOU DON'T SUCCEED, TRY,
TRY AGAIN FOR THE NEXT 30 YEARS UNTIL YOU'RE FRANKLY THE
LEAST-BAD OPTION.
AFTER HIS BIG WIN, BIDEN WENT ON SOME OF THE SUNDAY MORNING SHOWS
TO TALK ABOUT IT.
AND HE GOT A LITTLE CONFUSED WHEN TALKING TO FOX NEWS HOST
CHRIS WALLACE.
REMEMBER, THE HOST'S NAME IS CHRIS.
>> I CAN HARDLY WAIT TO DEBATE HIM ON STAGE.
I WANT PEOPLE TO SEE ME STANDING NEXT TO HIM AND HIM STANDING
NEXT TO ME.
WE'LL SEE WHO'S SLEEPY.
>> MR. VICE PRESIDENT, THANK YOU.
THANKS FOR YOUR TIME.
PLEASE COME BACK IN LESS THAN 13 YEARS, SIR.
>> ALL RIGHT, CHUCK.
>> ALL RIGHT, IT'S CHRIS BUT ANYWAY.
>> CHRIS.
NO, NO, I JUST DID CHUCK.
I TELL YOU WHAT, MAN.
THESE ARE BACK TO BACK.
>> IT'S OKAY.
>> I DON'T KNOW HOW YOU DO IT EARLY IN THE MORNING TOO.
> >> JAMES: BIDEN STARTED OFF BY
BRAGGING, "WE'LL SEE WHO'S SLEEPY!"
AND THEN IMMEDIATELY APOLOGIZED FOR FORGETTING THE ANCHOR'S NAME
BECAUSE HE WAS TOO SLEEPY.
I'M SURE THAT WAS JUST A ONE TIME THING.
IT WON'T HAPPEN AGAIN.
HERE'S BIDEN TODAY, SHARP AS A TACK, QUOTING THE DECLARATION OF
INDEPENDENCE.
>> WE HOLD THESE TRUTHS TO BE SELF-EVIDENT.
MEN AND WOMEN CREATED -- YOU KNOW.
>> JAMES: I COULD DO BETTER THAN THAT, AND I'M FROM THE COUNTRY
YOU DECLARED INDEPENDENCE FROM.
BUT JOE BIDEN'S VICTORY IN SOUTH CAROLINA HAS SCRAMBLED THE
ENTIRE DEMOCRATIC RACE, WITH LOTS OF CANDIDATES DROPPING OUT.
LST NIGHT, PETE BUTTIGIEG SUSPENDED HIS CAMPAI.
TO WHICH JOE BIDEN SAID, "YOU'LL GET 'EM NEXT TIME, STEVE--
JEFF-- YOU KNOW, THE THING."
WHILE HE'S DISAPPOINTED HE DIDN'T MAKE IT TO THE WHITE
HOUSE HE'S LOOKING FORWARD TO HIS NEXT CHALLENGE, MIDDLE
SCHOOL.
AND AMY KLOBUCHAR STEPPED DOWN.
SHE AND BUTTIGIEG ENDORSED JOE BIDEN.
YOU MAY NOT HAVE CHANGED AMERICA BUT YOU CHANGED OUR AUTOCORRECTS
FOREVER.
AFTER A DISAPPOINTING FINISH BILLIONAIRE TOM STEYER HAS
ALREADY ENDED HIS PRESIDENTIAL CAMPAIGN.
LOOK AT THAT.
BERNIE SANDERS ISN'T EVEN PRESIDENT YET AND HE'S ALREADY
DELIVERING ON HIS CAMPAIGN PROMISE OF ELIMINATING
BILLIONAIRES.
STEYER ENDED UP SPENDING MORE THAN $191 MILLION OF HIS OWN
MONEY ON HIS PRESIDENTIAL CAMPAIGN, BUT APPARENTLY UNDER
$9 ON A SINGLE PLAID TIE.
STEYER MAY HAVE DROPD OUT OF THE RACE, BUT HE WENT OUT IN
STYLE: THIS IS COMPLETELY TRUE, THE NIGHT BEFORE HIS
ANNOUNCEMENT, HE DANCED ON STAGE WITH THE RAPPER JUVENILE TO THE
SONG "BACK THAT AZZ UP." OH, HE BACKED THAT UP.
HE BACKED IT UP, RIGHT OUT OF THE PRESIDENTIAL RACE.
BUT I THINK IF NOTHING ELSE, WE CAN AGREE THAT TOM STEYER HAS
EARNED HIS PLACE IN PRESIDENTIAL HISTORY.
WE'LL MISS YOU, TOM.
>> ASK NOT WHAT YOUR COUNTRY CAN DO FOR YOU, ASK WHAT YOU CAN DO
FOR YOUR COUNTRY.
>> MR. GORBACHEV TEAR DOWN THIS WALL.
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