All right, folks, we're gonna keep
the show rollin' right along.
You havin' fun.
So look, I'm gonna bring out the guy
who's been workin'
with me the longest.
He's been all over the road,
all over the world.
We travel. He's been on
a lot of TV shows,
"BET," "Showtime at the Apollo,"
"America's Most Wanted, "Cops,"
(audience laughing)
"Government Beat Down,"
"Housewives of—"
He does all the shows. He don't care.
Put your hands together right now
and give it up for Woody,
big hand for Woody, come on.
(upbeat music)
(audience cheers)
(audience applauding)
- Hey hey, that's funky.
(audience laughing)
I like that song.
I would dance,
but my legs are messed up.
(audience laughing)
Had a accident.
Doctor gave me six months to live.
I ain't had no money,
so he gave me six more months.
(audience laughing)
(laughing)
They'll work with you nowadays.
You know what I'm sayin'?
(audience laughing)
Don't laugh. I can't talk.
(audience laughing)
- Don't talk while I'm laughin'.
- You ain't that good.
(audience laughing)
(Woody laughing)
Now y'all give it up for my
grandmama, she's 80 years old.
- All right.
- Yeah, she's, yeah yeah.
(audience applauding)
- That's good, yeah.
- Yeah, she walks a mile per day.
- What?
- Yeah, she been walkin' a mile a day
for the last 30 days.
- Mm hm.
- And now
- Yeah.
- We don't know where she is.
(audience laughing)
If y'all see my grandmama
out here in Provo,
call us 'cause we hungry.
(audience laughing)
(Woody laughing)
I'm tryin' to tell ya.
Man, this is all right.
I'm havin' a ball with these people.
I wish I could stay out here.
I tried to tell ya.
I really wanna get outta that
suitcase a lot more often.
You know what I'm sayin'.
Anybody here that live
in a suitcase before?
(audience laughing)
You ever lived out of a suitcase?
Okay, all right, well, the questions
get harder from here, okay.
(audience laughing)
- Yeah, we gotta get outside o' the
four walls o' the church.
Wouldn't you agree?
- Oh yeah, oh yeah.
That's why I like to go to church
with my white brothers and sisters,
'cause y'all don't stay
in church that long.
(audience laughing)
You got stuff to do.
You live your life on the
outside of the church.
You have a personal
relationship with God.
You walkin' through church
talkin' to God.
How are you doing, God?
I'm fine, I'm blessed.
I don't need anything.
God, bless yourself.
Ladeedadee, ladeedadeeda...
(audience laughing)
I'm off to the slope.
- Well, what about us?
- Not us.
- Not us?
- Not us.
Take—we be in church for
two or three days at a time,
prayin' for the same stuff
we already prayed for.
That's why I like to go to church
with my good white
brothers and sisters.
They sing the songs.
They get in and out.
(audience laughing)
♪ Oh happy day, oh happy day ♪
♪ It was a happy day—♪
that's it. They home, they happy.
(audience laughing)
They watchin' the Utah Jazz.
(audience laughing)
(audience applauding)
- Well, what about us?
- Not us.
- Not us?
- Not us.
Take us two hours to
get to the first lyric.
(audience laughing)
♪ Oh ♪
(audience laughing)
♪ Happy day-ay-ay-eeeeeeeeee ♪
(audience cheers)
(audience applauding)
♪ Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee ♪
♪ Oh ♪
♪ Oh happy day-ay-ay-ay-ay-ay-ay ♪
♪ Yeah yeah yeah yeah ♪
Woo! Then they mix it
with Michael Jackson.
♪ Oh why, why, tell them ♪
♪ that it's human nature ♪
♪ Why, why does it do me that way ♪
♪ If it's why, why, ♪
♪ da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da ♪
♪ Why, why, does he do me that way ♪
♪ I like livin' this way ♪
♪ Da na na na na na na na ♪
♪ da na na na na na na na ♪
♪ That way, doo little oo, that way ♪
♪ Doo, when Jesus, yeah ♪
(audience cheers)
(audience applauding)