is it in peacefull a difficulty hard
honk okay it has to be it's hardcore you
announce it real quick or you want media
okay
okay boys you notice something down low
and your bar there what all right boys
listen up this is the hardcore challenge
okay as you could tell by the hearts on
the bottom of the screen alright they're
hardcore yeah yeah so if we die then
we're we're dead okay forever basically
we have to stay alive we got to beat the
Enderdragon but if we die and we have to
start again or we just continue
recording without that person that dies
which would be really mean
alright it's already nighttime so we
better hurry up okay boys come on could
you make us make some sort make some
swords okay well alright well nice
planting to suffer with you fellas
alright that's the series okay good one
all right here we go take two yeah let's
do this let's let's not [ __ ] up again
Brian okay my bad bro it's a Wow Wow now
I'm behind my one heart good next time
Noga if you see a creeper creep it up on
me leave them alone [ __ ] talk come on
let's do this
okay crafting table is first and then
swords okay you build a crafting table
okay it's your job we need project
manager who wants to be bad huh who is
the engineer who's the cook who is the
doctor we need to make a community who
is reproducing oh I see : some stone I'm
gonna upgrade us to stone oh [ __ ] it's
happening boys we're gonna be dander
dragon this [ __ ] episode I totally
forgot need a pickaxe [ __ ] noob this
is the noobs we could do whatever oh oh
there's a cave over here come over to
the cave Evan
huh we're gotta go over here they're in
this cave or gone mind and remaining
teeth they're all advanced and without
is Evan we need to get something out go
on well hey they're on the same team so
they could give us stuff too
we're doing this all together yeah yeah
cuz that's definitely what they'll do
you have the crafting table hold on I'll
slap one down at the entrance to the
hole alright there you go a community
crafting table I'm gonna make a stone
pickaxe police got an oak grid yes I got
one oh yeah alright now it's time to
find some died nor boys let's all take
this moment to congratulate each other
we survived even longer
oh we haven't made it through a night
yet so let's find some sheep we need to
find some [ __ ] champ champ champ
there's a car do not I have found two
cows on two cows oh [ __ ] Revolutionary
oven revolution you want to keep them or
kill them no we're going to make them
reproduce Evan what
with them I can only entertain them for
so long they're getting bored I can kill
this chicken over here though oh it's
almost nighttime boys get back to the
cave and it's nighttime get back to the
cave all right get back to the cave
relax little baby zombie above top of
the hill right above them I hear one and
we should probably fill this [ __ ]
[ __ ]
don't get in my way ban want me to block
this off your we start we're saving
ourselves why do I just spectate the
rest of the [ __ ] serious so are we
starting
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so happy book that they take on these
zombies hey come on in and take mom [ __ ]
them up and at me [ __ ] them up Matt me
I said hearts do you have me like one
and one pick Madhavan yeah huh-huh
little [ __ ] hurt man all right
welcome to season three
stupid nincompoops Oh bleep [ __ ] suck
dick at this game look there's pigs we
got some sheep so we could get some beds
boys so let's kill the Sheep picking up
all your wood whoever's breaking all
that [ __ ] beside me me I'm used to it
you like when I pick up your wood huh
that's what you're talking about that
was the joke
okay we're which cave which cave cave I
want to stick together one more shape
and we will have all zp oh she's almost
hit you where are you guys at in the
mountain with the lab yeah though near
the lava okay this song's focus on Sarah
seems like a nice place to raise a child
we're all men go on for man dude at
hardcore that's it we should tell the
four men doing a hardcore yeah and you
know what I might upload a clip of this
video I need to save this pig he's
endangered no go look up to the left
catch him oh okay alright okay hold on
alright are you in position I'm in
position we got you piggy
do you catch them way to go NOLA
alright I'm next catch me okay house
gonna be high time is happening oh oh
yeah where's our home build a hole just
build a whole eastern right here this is
a new home put your big Gaston boys
all I hear zombies on the other side of
this wall this is big enough this is big
enough it's a refugee camp look at this
[ __ ] right there
all perfect be careful okay all right
put on your beds boys there's four dudes
sleeping together in a bed it in
hardcore it's gonna make a lot of use in
this video my youtube channel I won't
know how to read bad rivers even get the
[ __ ] out of there it's fine and let's do
it first
I know what I'm doing I've made a lot of
tunnels of my day zombie oh god I'll be
that is that he dead
we're good we're good we're good all
right all right look at all this
supplies they did all this [ __ ] mangoes
I think I think we've gotten further
than before kind of sad when you think
about it like it lasted less than five
minutes the first few times yeah but if
you keep doing it you know feels will
just get better and better you know
lasts longer and longer every time we
keep doing in our core you know oh yeah
guys yeah I did it I did it I did it I
made our house a lot more efficient
what's he done what is this he made
stairs I'm so proud of you Wow some
stairs it's a lot more efficient now
okay traveling downwards and upwards now
I serve in this is what you're on the
tape know what I'm doing
you're on the team you're the stair man
I think mind then your business what did
you find
huh why'd you fine
don't [ __ ] die Scottie
if we lose now what's about here is
gotten you [ __ ] sewer fish things
come on be [ __ ] [ __ ] shut up but
it's not going go go go go we need more
[ __ ] stairs oh ok you guys will not
believe what I just did what I found a
[ __ ] spawner dungeon area with a
chest and I got diamond horse armor
golden horse armor and no horse
we will we gotta be [ __ ] diamond
[ __ ] horses they're gonna be [ __ ]
horses we're gonna be diamond [ __ ]
where's this [ __ ] I got lots of coal oh
my god my heart there we go there we go
yeah it's about time we need more food
and we all go to sleep it's nighttime oh
oh oh okay this is good though this
means we're closed today yeah it's
actually really awkward making stairs
yeah you're like off by one block yeah
you know my pain now it's a lot of work
being stairs man this is actually
pissing me off a bit you want a journey
miss Desmond Club it's like underground
organized group kind of like the King's
Men but we just make stuff oh nice man I
think I'm ready
I've built like 30 stairs right now I
feel pretty ready Oh someone got
diamonds what why'd you why'd you
hyperventilate then because it sent that
was I could hear Scotty breathing
heavily true his thing he's constant he
oh he found diamonds get diamonds now we
did it boys we did it we beat the game
all that means is Brian is gonna have
diamond armor we're not community
community bride community community come
on do we need redstone yes first rails
TNT you actually need redstone 14 T is
that a thing well Ted you know don't
like blow up the world later no I just
live in the Diamond Club all right so
proud of you Ivan so proud of you
Evan you need to get home all right I'm
coming I'm coming so we regroup regroup
so we actually like see each other for
once hey man I suck dude looks like
you're missing something there yeah
missing socks thank you
yeah go put on your socks yeah you go
thanks man no problem that's what
community is all about you hear that
Brian community oh yeah when violence is
there all its community [ __ ] everyone
whoa you made a lot of stairs
I did I did I made you proud Wow I'm
proud of you I see see what beste buddy
thanks to friend you too
wouldn't go that far but proud of you
well what do we do next bite the
Enderdragon
[ __ ] ready who are in the diamond
pickaxe yeah yeah no we need food how
about we go get some of the wheat and we
get some animals I make a little farm oh
this is really convenient that this is
here no he put he plated it ah this is
yeah this was planted by giving nobody
credit how do I fill my bucket with
water oh there I got it what the [ __ ]
wasn't working before all right what do
I do with it put it on yourself if you
catch on fire I accidentally stepped on
the the wheat farm my bed all over by
accident I did a dance routine on it
[ __ ] there's like four missing I'm
actually gonna search for more diamonds
but I think we should help with the farm
let's get some wheat and we'll get some
farm animals boring make a stroppy
five-year-old and a mom trying to do
food shopping some [ __ ] food like
grocery shopping
I like farming if you help me build the
farm I'll buy you a [ __ ] toy okay no
no I get a mighty kids meal I want
diamonds what what is this what what is
this guy did you see what he had [ __ ]
show he [ __ ] just couldn't make a
square he made like this [ __ ] weird
like fine I know I'm not [ __ ]
appreciated go ahead my buddy
where you at ever me and you'll go
diamond it I hate you nighttime oh yeah
I'll go sleep Evan go home we're
actually doing something constructive
[ __ ] up here uncle 9:7 see see we're
doing [ __ ] [ __ ] you just keep [ __ ]
finger and chickens I'm [ __ ]
community listen you guys are the chefs
you guys make the food okay put them I
said it better myself
we're the brave father's going do the
dirty work yeah exactly exactly
we're the hard gravity men and you're
the feminine [ __ ]
just [ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ] Wow guys women
are really great and I think they can do
a lot in society and I really hope this
press a otherwise I could sick your
nagging break all you is [ __ ] nag
saying you don't like you balloon that I
love women I just don't like naggers
let's go sleep let's go sleepers go to
sleep what's your farm let me see this
farm let me see what you've been doing
I made it I designed it guys making a
chick-fil-a that's the goal [ __ ] I'll
just go to sleep let's go to sleep
there's a pig I got it I gotta save them
there's a pig we have to save vanoss is
saving a pig oh you doing something
anything before can happen then if you
[ __ ] die in a hardcore server while
saving a pig I'll never let you [ __ ]
live this - relax man God be so angry
come on piggy are you doing from
building a staircase for him a nice wide
staircase one you go there you go wrong
way don't don't go don't go up you
stupid piece of [ __ ] whoa you guys
feelings Evan calm down
I'm saving you I'm saving your life
you'd be my pet you know what you know
what you know what I've had it get down
there all right
[ __ ] [ __ ] well that way well no
patience for this I'd see you I saved
the pig here oh yeah no I want to are
you eating my Brody
god damnit Oh boys I found diamonds more
dire upon one diamond okay okay
notice that was more than one you tell
me there's just one just one
oh no you're right there's more more
diamonds what the [ __ ] I can't get over
to heaven how many times you found out
in our community right
can I give you a bucket oh I found red
diamonds extremely rare red diamonds Wow
the rarest or in Minecraft poor zero I
broke this and I was walking forward it
was [ __ ] where the [ __ ] are you haven't
got to be very careful but the show must
continue there's so many [ __ ] tunnels
which one of these eeny bastards psycho
he's a psycho the show must go 4-0 do
you see that you see that we have to we
have to build what do you think why do
you think I did this huh this is how we
do it yeah can we all gather together in
mind together we can do a mining system
in your mind your own business
oh yeah Green it don't mean much nice
nice I am surrounded by lava yeah that's
why you have to have your buckets on the
ready folks with water in them I soon oh
Jesus how why you just left the discord
he's just God watch this is what you do
with the lava why didn't he do that
doesn't matter now
servers god this is [ __ ] [ __ ]
the [ __ ] first laugh I can [ __ ]
find ah there's lava nice but the proc
it is myself out of the lava that was
his problem it wasn't [ __ ] let me die
okay we'll try next season
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