Put it on my tab.
Coming right up.
Bubble Bass! You...
Hey, Nonny Nonny! You look pretty funny!
You won't get my money! Nah nah nah nah nah!
[honking]
[shrieking]
How many patties did ya sell?
Uh, none.
What in the name of all that's greasy
have you been doing all day?!
You're going right back out there
until you sell a patty!
[rumbling]
Sorry, boys, [chuckles] I'm a little hangry.
You two had better come up with something tasty.
or you're both double fired!
So, we fired from being fired?
Does that mean we're hired?
Yes!
[groaning] Then you're triple fired!
No.
It's the Flying Dutchman's treasure!
Gold, gold, gold, gold! Mine, mine, mine, mine!
Hey, Mr. Krabs is getting all sweaty again.
Rev up those fryers, 'cause I am sure hungry
for one-- Help! Help! My leg!
Can't you see we're closed?!
Arr! Me back!
Are you hurt, Mr. Krabs?
No. I'm just doubled over in pain,
fightin' back tears in me eyes because it's a new dance craze!
Oh, good, I thought you were hurt.
I am hurt, ya idiot!
Hey, Mr. Krabs!
What is it, SpongeBob?!
I just wanted to tell you that Squidward loves you.
Get back to work, Mr. Squidward.
Without SpongeBob, you'd be nothing.
Well, that's not true.
I'm the one who created the SpongeBob Pat-,
I mean, the Krabby Patty.
♪ Let's all go To SpongeBob's place ♪
- ♪ SpongeBob's place ♪ - [groaning]
Whoa!
[chuckles]
Where's Mr. Krabs?
I'm Mr. Krabs.
Where's Mr. Krabs?
I'm Mr. Krabs!
Where's Mr. Krabs?
I am Mr. Krabs!
I am! I am! I am! I am! I am! I am! I am!
This is one stubborn robot.
What?! You think I'm a robot?!
Here goes.
Come on, Krabs, let it all out.
Plankton?
No, no, I'm not Plankton, I'm Cashina,
you're blushing bride.
I'm uh, uh, am I blushing?
You monster!
[groaning]
[sighing]
[shrieking]
[gasping]
You... F... Faker!
Not to mention you were sleeping on the job!
[heavy panting]
What are you going to do to me?
[growling]
I'm gonna make you pay.
I thought you said SpongeBob was taking a break.
No one's taken a break at the Krusty Krab
since the Chum Famine of '59.
[chuckles]
Now, what were you saying?
He took a break.
But you still have to try to win in fake wrestling
Mr. Krabs, we're having so much fun.
Doesn't that make us winners?
Actually, it doesn't!
That Krabby Patty hitting the spot, Jethra?
Actually, they was all filled up at the Chum Bucket,
so I had to get my chum to go.
I got it signed by Squidward his self, though.
Time to get to the bottom of this.
What's the meaning of this, Mr. Squidward?!
It's SpongeBob's fault.
[growling]
SpongeBob, get out here!
[door creaking]
More. More.
All the way, boy!
Arr.
Your bill, sir.
What? $100?!
Well, this can't possibly be correct!
Oh, my mistake, sir. Thank you for pointing that out.
This is your bill.
[shattering]
[screaming]
I'll just need to get a sun hat and...
Mrs. Puff needs a sun hat, SpongeBob!
- Well, I think she's... - The sun's beatin' down
on poor Mrs. Puff's head!
As your financial adviser, I suggest...
There's no time for suggestions! Go buy a hat!
- But... - Today!
Don't worry, Mrs. Puff! I'll shade you!
SpongeBob! Hurry!
One shady hat.
Good job, lad.
Oh! Well, uh, thank you, but you didn't need to buy one.
I have a hat in the closet.
Didn't need to buy one?
You hear that, boy? We didn't need to buy a hat.
Aren't you supposed to be saving me money?!
Son, you gotta understand.
I can't have you work here
in your present filthy condisherion.
Now, that's the last straw!
- Mr. Squid-! - On it, sir.
Asta la vista, worm boy.
Gee, Mr. Krabs, what happened to your metal pants?
Don't go all loopy on me, boy. I need your help.
And where in the high seas is Squidward?
You gave him the day off.
Day.... OFF?!
I don't know the meaning of them horrible words!
♪ Do do do do do do ♪
Squidward! SpongeBob!
[both] Yes, Mr. Krabs?
Here it comes.
In order to pay off these damages,
you two are gonna work for me FOREVER!
[groaning]
[screaming]
Oh, gee, Mr. Krabs,
if you want Old Man Jenkins to leave,
why not just try asking him nicely?
I think you oughta be the one to ask him nicely.
"Oh, hi. I'm SpongeBob, and I love you,
but will you go home, please? Hee-hee-hee-hee."
"I'm Old Man Jenkins, and I'm a jerk
who likes to cost Mr. Krabs money."
Turn up the heat.
[grumbling]
Thank you.
We noticed how miserable you were
on your lumpy old mattress.
So, I suggested we get you a new one.
I thought it was your idea.
So where's the old mattress, then?
Don't worry, Mr. Krabs,
I took care of that personally, too.
I had it hauled away to the dump.
All my money was in that mattress!
What?! Haven't you ever heard of a bank?!
No!
[crying]
Mr. Krabs!
No!
And we got you a card.
Is there money in it?
Nope.
Hey, Squidward.
Also, clean up here!
Squidward.
I said, "Clean up!"
Squidward! Squidward!
Squidward.
Hey, Squidward. Hey, Squidward. Hey, Squidward.
Hey, Squidward. Hey, Squidward.
- Squidward! - Hey, Squidward.
Hey, Squidward. Hey, Squidward.
[groaning]
Don't just lay there! Clean up! Clean up! Clean up!
[screaming]
Hey, hey, Mr. K.
How much money did you make today?
Oh, you hippies!
All right, you deadbeats! This is an eviction!
You are to leave this soup immediately!
Heck, no! We won't go!
Ready to cook up a new batch of Krabby Patties? Eh, um...
Why are you two smoldering?
We're sorry, Mr. Krabs!
No, he's delirious.
He doesn't know what he's saying.
No, Mr. Krabs deserves the truth.
He accidentally threw away the Krabby Patty formula,
and Plankton found it!
We tried to steal it back but we failed.
YOU DID WHAT?! PLANKTON STOLE ME FORMULER?!
That's what he said. Uh-huh.
Hey, look a penny.
What? Money? Where?
[giggling]
You hand me that bottle!
No, Mr. Krabs.
I'll get your worm for ya.
That is, if you're willing to pay.
No! You'll never get a cent out of me!
Never!
I'd rather that worm come in here right now
and eat you all alive!
[heavy panting]
Do you think Mr. Krabs is acting strange?
He seems fine to me.
Maybe we should postpone our plans for tonight.
Plans?! Aha! You're both working for Plankton!
Get outta me restaurant, you tricky treacherous traitors!
[groaning]