- (FBE) Okay, back by popular demand, today you'll be reading
some interesting text messages. - Okay.
- (FBE) This time, we'll be having you read
through ten different wrong number text convos.
- Oh, awesome. Okay.
- I'm excited.
- Oh, wrong number. These are pretty funny.
- Oh my god. Those are so funny.
- These are always interesting because I know sometimes
when I get wrong number texts, I always like to mess with them
a little bit and just be like, "Oh, yeah, this is Sally,
who you're trying to contact right now."
- "Hey, baby, I'm just chillin' if you wanna come over."
Winky face.
See, why would you even send that?
He doesn't even look good in that.
- "She gave you the wrong number, brotha."
(laughing) That's so funny.
- Oh my god! What the heck?
- Oh, that sucks.
That means this dude then was totally blown off
by some girl if she gave him the wrong number.
- Yep, that's a perfect response.
I would probably do the same thing, just send a photo of myself.
- I'm not really that surprised that she gave him the wrong number
if that was his opening, but the guy's response back
was very good.
- "Hey, this is Anthony from Bread Co.
Are you coming to work today?"
"Bread Co."
- "Yes."
"When?"
"You know, whenever. I'll get there."
- "Scheduled at 4:00. Kinda need you now."
(laughing) I love this.
- Oh my god, I've freaking seen that picture before.
That picture's freaking hilarious.
- I don't know if this is the actual first place
it started from, but that picture has been circulating everywhere,
and it's my favorite thing.
- Obviously, they're just memeing with him at this point.
And you know what? That's also a good idea,
just kind of mess with them for a little bit.
- "Hey, Dr. Park, this is Matt from the blank vascular lab."
- "I have an outpatient here with an external iliac occlusion
with cold foot pain and numbness that started three days ago.
What should I do with her?"
- Oh no! (laughing) This is terrifying.
I wouldn't be texting your doctor friend
if someone's foot is numb and in pain.
- "Hi, this is Hannah.
I think you have the wrong number, but I googled it and I'm pretty sure
you need to put a stent in her left radial artery.
Best of luck Matt!"
- Don't you love Google?
(laughing) Helping people out. This is awesome.
- "Sorry, wrong number, Hannah.
She ended up actually getting a stent.
Took about three hours longer for trained medical professionals
to figure out what took you three minutes.
Great job."
- That's freaking great.
- I wonder how all the medical professionals
are feeling with how this girl figured it out in a couple minutes.
It's just like, "Wow, maybe we're garbage."
- "Yo, y'all hiring?"
Hannah just found her calling.
- That's a good thing right there, dude.
If I got a text like that, I'd kind of be interested.
That's something I would do.
- "Who this?"
A Chihuahua?
"Who is this?"
(laughing) Another Chihuahua?
- "Stop sending me pictures of a cat."
(laughing) Honey, that's not a cat.
- People are stupid sometimes.
- (laughing) What? Isn't that a dog?
- When I read that, I actually second-guessed myself
thinking I said it was a dog, but I actually thought
it was a cat for a sec.
- I don't know how I would've responded.
I would've been like, "Uh, who is this too?"
But sending pictures of your dog, I think,
is a lot more clever.
- "Jesica." Oh, you already spelled "Jessica" wrong.
You messed up.
- That trips me up.
Have you ever seen a Jessica with one S?
- Question mark.
"Jessica?"
- (laughing) "Do I look like a Jessica?"
What the [bleep]?
- I'm telling you, these pictures, these are the best part
of these text threads.
- I really wish I could just see what all these people's reactions were
once they realize it's the wrong number.
- (laughing) That man was terrifying, but it got the point across.
I wouldn't respond.
- That's a stop sign, all right.
- "Stop."
"Collaborate and listen."
- "Ice is back with a brand new edition."
"Ha ha ha, nice."
- "Sorry, I totally have the wrong number."
- Oh my god, this is start of a beautiful friendship.
- I love wrong text messages just because the person
getting the text, they are responding back funny.
They're actually giving these people the time of day.
- "Should I get a Natural Light or a Bud Light?"
- "I'm sorry, you've reached a cell phone
that doesn't accept messages from people
who buy shitty beer."
- "Please improve your beer selections and try again."
(laughing)
- That's freaking hilarious.
- I know people at my university who get roasted
for whatever they drink.
- Ooh! Told by a stranger.
I mean, honestly though, if you're getting
that kind of a critique, you might as well listen.
- "Hey, it's Tracy from math."
- "Who are you?"
- "What? LOL, you gave me your number so we could do
math homework together."
- "I am 45 years old!"
You know, for a 45-year-old to be responding in only caps,
that's impressive.
- Dude's not in any math classes.
Who gave Tracy the wrong phone number?
She's just trying to get some homework help.
- I would hate to go back to that class
and be like, "So, you gave me a number of a 45-year-old man.
What was that about?"
But I'm glad that guy shut it down real quickly.
- "Hey, Keven, it's Ashlee.
I've been trying to get a hold of you.
Your bro gave me your new number.
I really wanted to apologize for shitting in your car."
- "I'll buy new upholstery or pay to have it shampooed if needed.
I am so embarrassed."
- That sucks you sent that to the wrong number.
- She just embarrassed herself twice.
Ashlee has the worst luck in the world.
Oh, I hope Kevin's car's okay, though.
- "LOL, wrong number."
- "OMG! No!"
I want to know the backstory because that's not something
you just normally, on occasion, will happen.
- That's a story for the ages.
Like, the person receiving that text, they're gonna forever know
that someone texted them that someone else
took a dump in someone else's car.
- I imagine whoever was receiving that message
being like, "Guys, look what the [bleep] I got today."
That would be a good memory, though.
You'd probably never forget that.
- "Aye, Tina. Who you with?"
Why would you send that photo?
There's no way that guy doesn't have a better photo.
- "Hey man, just me and my cat."
- "What the [bleep], man? You ain't Tina.
Ha ha ha. What the [bleep]? You know a Tina?"
- "No, she gave you the wrong number, dude."
- "What the [bleep], bro? She gave me your number
and told me to hit her up."
- "I'm just kidding. It's Tina."
Oh, this guy's just gonna keep on going with it.
I love this.
- "I didn't think you'd eff with me like that.
Want something to keep you satisfied for the night?"
- "Still me, man. Sorry."
Oh! "What the [bleep], man?"
- "How many cats you got, bro? Shit."
This kid's a legend.
- I love this one. This is my favorite.
Whenever someone asks me about wrong text threads,
this is the one I always think of.
- Creative with the cat, but also did pull a really hard one on that guy.
I would not have done that to someone.
- I really like these.
I think funny little coincidence are the best thing in the world.
- I love it when people get the wrong number
or give out the wrong number.
I want to be the wrong number one time in my life.
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- Hey guys, I'm Katie, a React channel producer.
Let me know down in the comments if you have any funny
wrong number texts. Thanks guys, bye!