So I'm at the grocery store and this old lady cuts in front of me in line.
Shut up.
No!
Yeah I think she was blind.
You followed her home right?
Of course I followed her home.
Yeah you have to follow her home, that's so stupid if you don't!
Well yeah, but then I get to her house and the back door is open, so I-
Hey guys!
Hey Kermit!
Hey... Kermit.
Miss Piggy broke up with me.
I need you to help me sing a song to win her back!
Really?
How about no, we're kind of in the middle of a conversation here?
Well that's funny, I don't remember phrasing that as
a question!
Wide hips, pale face, Moving at a hog's pace
Burnt lungs, salty taste Stove's on, tray's in
Slowly turn to bacon Long nights, green men
And they say I'm in Miss Pigg-A's Team
Stuck in her daydream She knows she's my pig queen
But sadly, her fist seems Slowly swinging, hasting
Scarfs another pastry And I scream
You sure you should have another one Cause we're just under a lifted hand
Her voice comes from another man And she don't wanna roast or fry, tonight
Gets in a fight, back in our Muppetland Or gives love to another ham
She's no longer swine When pigs learn to fly
Pigs learn to fly
Long gloves, showboat Dresses up in nice clothes
Pig-pen, wet nose Tastes like pork roast
Wide-eyed and pink coat Curled tail, big-boned
This piglet will die Under the spotlight
With closed eyes She hopes for a little bite
This time, we'll feed her tonight Straight down the line
Gets in a fight, back in our Muppetland Or gives love to another ham
She's no longer swine When pigs learn to fly
Pigs learn to fly-fly- flyyyyyy fly fly Fly.
Fly.
To fly.
Pigs learn to flyyyyyy.
BAHDING!
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