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>> EVERYTHING IS RACIST.
>> Greg: EVERYTHING IS RACIST.
CNN SUGGESTS THAT DAYLIGHT
SAVINGS TIME MIGHT AS WELL BE A
HATE CRIME.
NEW C IN AN ONLINE ARTICLE
TITLED DAYLIGHT SAVING TIME
SHEDS LIGHT ON LACK OF SLEEP TO
SUPPORT DISPROPORTIONATE AREAS
OF COMMITTEES OF COLOR.
IF YOU’RE HAVING TROUBLE
SLEEPING TRY READING THAT
ARTICLE.
THE PIECE EXPLAINS THAT DAYLIGHT
SAVINGS TIME CAN CAUSE SLEEP
ISSUES AND SLEEP ISSUES CAN
CAUSE HEALTH PROBLEMS, AND SINCE
MINORITY HAVE MY MORE HEALTH
PROBLEMS ALL THE CLOCKS WHICH
YOU MUST BE HURTING THEM MORE
THAN IT HURTS WHITE PEOPLE.
THAT’S A BIGGER REACH THE
DANA PERINO OPENING A CAR DOOR.
THE CORRELATION DOES NOISE MEAN
CAUSATION, DOG OWNERS TEND TO BE
HEALTHIER NOT BECAUSE OF THE
DOG, BUT BECAUSE OF ALL THE
WALKING.
THAT’S WHY GOT A DOG MY
ASSISTANT IS SO MUCH HEALTHIER.
[APPLAUSE]
AND I DON’T PROVIDE INSURANCE.
ALL I GOT SOME APPLAUSE.
OBVIOUSLY THAT KILLED A JOKE, IF
YOU ARGUE FROM THE UNSEEMLY AND
BROAD CONCLUSION THAT MINORITIES
ARE MORE HEALTH PROBLEMS DUE TO
RACISM, YOU CAN THEN SAY
EVERYTHING IS RACIST.
AN EXAMPLE BRIAN HAS A RADIO
SHOW IN AMERICA AND MINORITIES
HAVE MORE HEALTH PROBLEMS IN
AMERICA WHICH MAKES IT HARDER
FOR THEM TO ACCESS RADIO SHOWS.
HE IS A RACIST.
I DON’T HAVE ANY PROOF OF THAT I
JUST WANT TO SHOW CANCELED.
[APPLAUSE]
[LAUGHTER]
ICE TO BE AGAINST DAYLIGHT
SAVINGS TIME, NO I LOVE IT
BECAUSE I REALIZE I WAS ALWAYS
HAD A REVERSE.
WITHOUT DAYLIGHT SAVINGS TIME
IT’S DARK EARLIER, WE SHOULD BE
CAMPING IT UP.
I DO IT THREE HOURS.
MAKE IT PERMANENT WHO CARES IF
IT’S DARK IN THE MORNING.
NOTHING FUN HAPPENS IN THE
MORNING.
NOTHING FUN HAPPENS IN THE
MORNING.
[APPLAUSE]
>> Kat: I AGREE BECAUSE WHEN
HE WAY CAP OF THE MORNING LIKE
ALL I’M SO GLAD THAT SUNLIGHT IS
SO BRIGHT?
>> Greg: NOBODY SAYS THAT.
>> Kat: UNLESS YOU’RE A PSYCHO
PSYCHO.
>> Greg: UNLESS YOU LIKE SOME
WEIRD REVERSE VAMPIRE.
>> Kat: LIKE A GO FOR A RUN
BEFORE WORK.
WHAT A LOSER.
[LAUGHTER]
IT’S SO SAD IT’S LIKE DARK OUT A
4:00 AND IN THE WINTER WORDS
LIKE ALREADY HARD TO FIND A WILL
TO LIVE.
WE JUST ON THE CUSP OF MENTAL
BREAKDOWN AT ALL TIMES.
NOW THEY GET DARK OUTSIDE, I
LIKED IT WHEN YOU THE 2 MINUTES
FROM THE OFFICE TO THE CAR AND
THEN HOME TO THE CAR IS NICE TO
MINUTES OUTSIDE TO SEE THE SUN.
I MISS THOSE FOR FOR TREATMENT
OF MINUTES OF OUTDOOR SUNSHINE.
>> Greg: MEANS ANYTHING TO ME
DOES THAT MAKE US RACIST NICK?
>> Tyrus: YEAH, A LITTLE BIT I
LISTEN THE JUNK.
I LOVE THE MORNING.
I LOVE THIS ON MY FACE WHEN I
GET UP EARLY.
BUT, I’M PLAYING THIS GAME WRONG
WRONG.
INSTEAD OF FIGHTING THIS
IGNORANT STUPID [BLEEP] BUT HOW
IT SOMEHOW MY BLACKNESS PREVENTS
YOU FROM GETTING UP OR BEING ON
TIME FOR WORK AND I CAN ONLY
WORK ON NONDAYLIGHT SAVINGS, I’M
JUST CAN AGREE WITH IT.
SO I’LL SEE Y’ALL IN JUNE I WILL
BE 20-15 MINUTES LATE BECAUSE
WHEN I GET A NEW CUSTOMER,
MINORITY.
ALL THE SONS OUT, GETTING SICK
GOT TO GO.
>> Greg: THAT IS TRUE IS A
VERY RACE ARTICLE.
>> Nick: IN THE ARTICLE WHEN
THE EXPERTS MENTION THE DEATH OF
BREONNA TAYLOR WHO WAS KILLED
LYNN BEFORE BEFORE GEORGE FLOWED
WHILE SLEEPING BECAUSE THE NO
KNOCK RAID THAT WAS ISSUED.
SHE WAS BLACK, AND EMT SHE WAS
SHOT TO DEATH IN HER BED BY DRUG
COPS EXECUTING A FAKE WARRANT AS
PART OF THE DRUG WAR.
THE DRUG WAR IS RACIST.
A LIGHT SAVINGS TIME, NOT SO
MUCH.
>> Greg: -- ACTUALLY DIED?
OH, MY GOODNESS.
>> Tyrus: IT WAS THE LEADER
SON.
>> Nick: SHE WAS ASLEEP WHEN
YOU RESEARCH THAT.
THERE ARE REAL PROBLEMS THAT WE
CAN DEAL WITH, AND IN THIS B.S.
LIKE DAYLIGHT SAVING TIME.
>> Greg: I WILL SAY THIS
THOUGH, MERCEDES, IS THIS CRAZY
TOPIC THAT MAKES ON THE SHOW.
SO I’M GRATEFUL WHEN THESE
TOPICS COME UP.
>> Mercedes: THE FOOTNOTE SAID
THAT THIS SHOW IS RACIST.
IT’S THE WEIRDEST THING, BECAUSE
YOU’RE JUST SO LATE.
AT 11:00, YOU SEE PEOPLE HAVE TO
STAY UP NOT GETTING ENOUGH
SLEEP.
I MEAN THINGS HAVE TO CHANGE
GREG UNDER WHAT YOU’RE DOING
MAKING EVERYONE STAY UP SO LATE.
>> Tyrus: TO BE FAIR TO GREG,
THE SHOW WAS SUPPOSED TO BE
FILMED AT 8:00 P.M., BUT I’M
DEAD HERE TILL 11.
[LAUGHS]
SO IF YOU WANT TO CONFRONT ME
THEN HE DOES SOMETIMES UNDERGO
RUDE.
[LAUGHS]
>> Mercedes: I DIDN’T SLEEP
FOR A DECADE AND I OKAY.
THOSE FEW MOTHERS THAT’S A REAL
PROBLEM.
BECAUSE THEY DON’T SLEEP.
I THINK THAT’S A STUDY THEY
SHOULD DO INSTEAD OF CREATING
THIS.
>> Kat: CAN’T YOU JUST MINDFUL
YOUR KIDS?
[LAUGHS]
>> Tyrus: YOU CAN.
YOU GOT TO HANDCUFF THEM OR THE
JUST GET OUT OF IT.
>> Mercedes: GET THE PUT ON
EARMUFFS HE DON’T HEAR THE
CRYING.
>> Greg: THAT SEEMS PRETTY
EASY TO ME.
YES.
>> Tyrus: WITH A STRAW.