(upbeat theme music)
- Good morning, everyone.
We are driving to Colleen's house
to celebrate Uncle Erik and Grandpa Tim today,
because their birthdays are very close to each other
and Colleen is throwing a luau for them.
So, naturally, I'm in a long sleeve, plain shirt. My bad.
So, basically, almost none of us
are dressed for this occasion,
aside from Christopher and Luke,
and Duncan's straight up just in his Santa pajamas?
I don't know.
We did bring swimsuits for everybody.
And I think that's the thing that really matters,
because as far as I know,
they're just changing into swimsuits
as soon as we get to Colleen's house.
And thank goodness for that,
because I just feel like a scattered mess today.
Like, I'm just straight up feeling
like a mom of five children today. (laughs)
- [Chris] Why?
- I don't know, I guess I--
- [Chris] For what reason? - I don't know!
It's just been a really busy day,
and I feel kind of like a mess.
And like, I don't know,
we don't even have presents for anybody, which I -
- [Parker] I have presents.
- Oh yeah. (laughs)
Parker is saving the day because he made cookies.
- I made cookies and I also have, a picture as presents.
- And Annie made pictures
so Parker is just like representing
for all of us here today.
'Cause I was not as organized as he was.
- I wasn't either.
- (laughs) I know.
Even though we're feeling a little bit like a mess
and disorganized and not fully prepared,
we are so grateful for time with family
and we're almost there so, yay!
- Oh are we? - Wait, wait, wait.
- [Jessica] Oh, yes Duncan?
- I didn't bring my next present for grandpa.
- [Jessica] You didn't? Oops!
- I'm super excited to go to Auntie Panties's house,
we're almost there, like, I can see,
I can literally picture coming to their house.
Like, every time there's a party,
and we go to their house,
there's always streamers, so I can see those streamers.
On Duncan's first birthday,
we had a luau, that was very fun.
- So, it was my birthday when I would turn three
and I turned three already.
And my birthday started without you. (giggles)
(shouting in background) - We have arrived!
Aloha.
(relaxing beach music)
Happy birthday Dad.
- Thank you.
(slap)
- Aloha.
- Aloha. Welcome to your Hawaiian vacation.
- Where did you bury the pig?
- It's underneath my AstroTurf.
- Excellent.
- Under the part where the AstroTurf has been melted
from the reflection of our window.
- That's the best way to bake it.
- That's the hottest part I figured so,
- Yeah, you gotta really focus the sunlight.
- The melted plastic grass is where,
oh wow, where'd you get these?
- They've been in the garage for three years
for pretty much this reason.
- Is everyone doing limbo?
- [Colleen] Yes!
- Are you doing limbo? - I'm doing limbo!
- Are you doing limbo?
- I'm doing limbo.
- I'm gonna do limbo.
- Are you gonna do limbo?
- Yeah.
- Wanna do it? Go under this!
(all cheering) Yay!
- Hey, get over here, get in line,
- Go get behind Bailey.
- [Jessica] Yay!
Yay!
- (groaning) Yay!
- [Jessica] Yay!
- Ooh!
- [Jessica] Yay! (kids laugh)
Yay! (family cheers)
Duncan?
Yay!
- My turn.
I'm getting taller over the years.
- [Jessica] Yeah!
- Come on Bailey, come on.
Duncan, go get in line!
- [Jessica] Yay!
- Go Rachel! - Yay.
- Oh, this game puts the ow into ow.
- [Chris and kids] Wow! (clapping)
- Duncan go through.
My turn.
- Whoa. - [Chris] Good job.
- (laughter)
- He said move faster. - [Chris] Yeah!
- All right. (grunts) Whoop, whoop.
- [Jessica] Yeah. Aw, Rachel's out.
- What happens if we go over the...
- (kids chanting) Daddy, daddy.
- Wow, I'm impressed.
- [Jessica] What? That was wild.
- [Chris] Oh wait, no it's splitting first.
- Wow! - [Jessica] Wow.
- [Man Offscreen] That's how you do it.
- [Jessica] Bailey, you got this.
Put your head backwards. Aww. - Aww.
Usually you have to stay backwards,
- [Jessica] You're kinda out - but we're gonna let it pass.
- [Bailey] Oh thank you.
- [Jessica] Well,
- Ha! (all shouting)
- [Jessica] And Rachel!
- Okay, what's going on here? - Wait a second.
You're the one that told me to try my best.
- I don't wanna die!
(kids giggle) - Hi.
- [Jessica] (laughs) Ooh! (kids cheer)
- [Erik] Go under?
- [Jessica] Yay!
- [Erik] Whoa! (kids laughing)
Wa-whoa! - Oh my gosh.
- [Erik] It's so funny to watch him do it.
- [Kids] Yeah! - [Jessica] Aw, close.
Oh, Christopher. I think you win.
- Oh my gosh, I'm like, really impressed.
- [Rachel] Christopher! (all laughing)
- [Jessica] Wild.
Ooh! (family oohing)
Wow!
- [Duncan] Mama? (all laughing)
- [Jessica] (laughs) Mama?
- Aw. - Nice!
- [Chris] You can do it, Jake!
- [Jessica] Go for it Jacob.
- Go Jakey go! Go Jakey go!
- [Chris] Oh wow. - [Kids] Wow!
- [Jessica] Whoa, ninja skills.
- [Chris] Something's not where it should be.
- [Jessica] (laughing) Wow! (family wowing)
Ooh.
(Duncan babbles) - Yeah, you want Parker?
Whoa, whoa, whoa, uh oh!
- [Chris] You can do it.
- [Jessica] (laughs) Yay! (all cheer)
- Oh. (laughs)
- We are about to go in the pool,
and Luke is gonna go in it today.
He didn't get to go in last time.
What do you think?
He's a little nervous about it.
He's usually pretty nervous about new water activities, so.
All the other boys are already in.
We're gonna try and get Luke in there right now.
(gasp) Whoa, you're in the water!
Wow, you're in the water with Daddy.
Is this fun?
(Parker takes a deep inhale)
Oh, here he goes!
(muffled underwater bubbling)
So, I think the last time Luke was in a pool was in Hawaii.
Like actual Hawaii, not a Hawaii themed party.
And he didn't like the water very much then.
He's warming up to it.
Jessica's in the pool, and look, Luke is loving it now!
Are you gonna kick? - [Jessica] Kick, kick, kick.
- Let's see your kick.
(muffled underwater) Kick, kick, kick.
Kick, kick, kick, kick, kick, kick kick.
(Luke cooing) - Hi. Kick kick kick!
You big boy. (kisses)
We're swimming?
Ooh, can you do kick, kick, kick?
Good boy, ooh!
(upbeat theme music)
He loves a luau. It's like Hawaii.
- [Colleen] Take me back!
Hi buddy!
You sitting? - You go splash splash splash?
Wanna go splash? You need to open up the hand.
Splash, splash, splash? Yeah!
Go splash, splash, splash?
(laughing) Good splashing!
(water splashing) Aw. Splash, splash, splash?
(kisses)
(Luke giggles)
- [Colleen] (laughs) Yeah.
- Splash. (water splashing)
Oh! Hello.
Kick, kick, kick. Kick, kick, kick.
(laughs) Good kicking!
Okay sit right there,
here's your mama.
Wow! That was a big jump! That was so good!
(upbeat theme music)
(relaxing beach music)
(record scratch)
- [Chris] How's the food, Bailey?
Oh, I got you
right as you were shoveling it into your mouth.
You can answer later. Okay.
(relaxing beach music)
- [Jessica] How was dinner? - Good.
- [Erik] Parker! Thank you so much, dude.
- You're welcome. - [Erik] I love it.
(upbeat theme music)
(all singing) Happy birthday to you,
- Dad,
- happy birthday to you,
- [Woman offscreen] how old are you?
(all singing) Happy birthday dear
Dad and Erik,
happy birthday, to you.
(all cheer)
- [Chris] Blow out a candle, just one.
- [Woman offscreen] Blow on each other's face. Blow!
(all cheer and clap)
- [Chris] Great success.
- [Erik] So good.
- [Parker] I've never had ice-cream cake.
- [Chris] How is it? - Delicious.
- [Chris] Taste like frosting? - Mhmm.
- [Jessica] And, we got a puzzle dude.
How're your puzzles?
- Good.
- [Jessica] Who did all these puzzles?
- Me.
- [Jessica] You did all of them?
- Yep.
- [Jessica] Every single one?
- Yep. - [Jessica] Whoa.
(Duncan gasps)
Ooh.
- [Chris] You want it again? - Yeah.
- [Chris] Where'd you go?
- [Jessica] You wanna do it yourself?
- [Woman Offscreen] Good job Flynn.
- [Jessica] Yeah!
- Wow! - [Jessica] Aloha.
Look he's having his very first watermelon.
You big big boy.
You're doing so good. - You like it?
You like the watermelon? You want another bite?
You gonna take another bite?
Yum. Is that good?
Yay so great, watermelon
Nope nope nope, not ready ready for more,
not ready for more.
- [Jessica] Daddy do all done! - All done.
- [Jessica] All done.
All done. - All done.
- [Jessica] All done.
- Hi. How's life?
Oh, thank you. Thank you, thank you! Thank you.
- Aloha.
(luau music in background)
What's happening?
- We're smiling.
(upbeat theme music)
(kids giggling)
- [Woman Offscreen] Oh my goodness.
- [Chris] Are you taking down the decorations?
- No, I'm using them in use.
- [Chris] Oh, very nice.
Parker is now wearing most of the decorations.
- Okay. I'm ready.
So, everyone, sit down, on the floor.
Right here.
You can stand, and you can sit.
(relaxing beach music)
(applause and cheers) - Thank you! (indistinct)
(intense music)
(dramatic drums)
(all applauding and cheering)
(relaxing beach music)
- And with that, our time here is done.
We partied hard.
The Aloha sign
went vertical.
Happy birthday Erik. Happy birthday Dad.
- [Tim] Thank you.
- Was a good birthday?
- It was. It was the best birthday ever.
- [Chris] Best birthday ever? Of all the birthdays?
- I can't think of one I like better?
- [Chris] Alright, bye! Oh, I need the baby back.
- No, I was hoping you'd forget.
- [Chris] No, I can't forget this guy.
Anyways, time for us to drive home.
Thanks for watching today and we'll see you tomorrow.
(Luke giggles)
(upbeat music)