(intro-smack)
Top o' the morning to ya laddies! My name is Jacksepticeye
and welcome to a game called Hello Neighbor!
It's a stealt/horror game
that, it says that you play against an...advanced AI
god, 2 feet to my window
*relaxed sigh* its a nice peaceful night out tonight
OHHHHH GOD THE CRICKETS
It's a stealth/horror game where I'm a little boy...I think...? I've no legs...I've no idea :/
And I have to sneak into my neighbors house - Dennis the Menace style
but, the guy who's in the other house learns what you do, so the AI learns how you snuck into his house
and then kinda closes off that path or sets in precautions or he's kinda prepared for that again
so
this is a game that looks really really cool, and I think it's going to be a very big thing when it comes out
but this is a very very early-on version of what this game is, so it's not even NEARLY finished yet
um
I got it because I backed Guts and Glory on Kickstarter, so you get the game demo for doing that
so lets see what's going on.
The sensitivity is REALLY high
okay
HEY MR WILSOONNNN! :D
's a very nice neighborhood
okay
I think I can make like, traps, and shit as well? But I have no idea how I actually....do that, so...
Forgive me, I'm going to have to figure this out as I go. Okay, I can turn off the light...
right
I'll figure it out. Can't I just go down and visit my friends? Steve and Billy? Instead of having to go into this guys house...
HEY, YOU'VE GOT MAIL.
Wait did that just go... quiet?
I thought it went quiet 'cause I went near the mailbox
what do we got? okay.
Can I crouch?
HIS DOOR IS JUST WIDE OPEN! (WHAT!?)
HE'S ASKING TO BE ROBBED! THAT IS COOOOL :D
You hiding some carved pumpkins with lights in them down there?
Okay! Let's...not...go in the front entrance, that music is fuckin' freaky D:
Do I have any sort of light or anything?? Okay I might have to go in his front door ._.
It's not always at night-time either by the way
I dunno if the demo is always at night-time, but normally there's other versions
*whispering* okay
*louder whispering* We're in the lions den!
*whispering* that door's locked
It sounds ABSOLUTELY terrifying
I think I'm supposed to go in here, everything else is blocked off and I cant really do anything
*LOUD DISCORD ON PIANO*
WHAT THE FUCK XC
WHAT!?
Oooookay, he already caught me!
righty-dighty, that's fine, I have no idea what just happened - was that supposed to happen??
*Beeping noises from alarm*
*SCARY MUSIC* OH OH OH OH! GOD!
WHY? WHY'D MY STEAM OVERLAY SHOW UP?
I CANT RUN, I CANT RUN! MR WILSON, I'M SORRY D:
I'M SOR - I DIDN'T MEAN TO
I KINDA MEANT TO, BUT LEAVE ME ALONE DX
Okay, running back in your house. Oh God he set up a fuckin' trap
AAAHHHHH I'M STUCK!
Son of a bitch!
*annoyed sigh*
Right, fuckin' night time again. Okay, so I can't go in the front door again...
He set up a trigger alarm!
there was something - ohhhhhh
*metal clanging*
Oh god, oh god, I can't - I'm stuck in it ._.
*Scary music again* I'm stu - FUCKS SAKE!!
COME ON MAN! XD
This is fuckin' hard! I thought I could actually take the traps
Can I make traps??
I dunno how to do anything in the game :/
okay, Imma just sneak around back this time :)
going through the front door - look at that smug son of a bitch....
...sittin' in there watchin' his TV, watchin' his stories!
Is he wearing like fuckin' black gloves as well
*alarm beeps*
What??
Is he already chasing me?
*whispering* Can I jump in the window? Oh I can!
I dunno what the, the goal of the game is
I dunno what I have to do
Or what I have to steal? Oh I can hear him!
*whispering* nope, nope, nope, nope, nope
*louder whispering* I think he's outside! Okay!
What the hell is this?
This looks like a fucking murderers house (it is)
*footsteps*
He's outside, he's outside, I hear him outside
Okay, I'm safe for now, I'm safe for now, I'm fine
at least I think so *alarm beeping*
AW SHIT. SPOTTED, SPOTTED ON CAMERA
Where should I go? Where should I go?
Oh now it's locked!
AAHHHH I CAN'T GO UPSTAIRS!
*LOUD MUSIC* AAAAAAAHHHHHHH
MOTHER OF GOD oh that scared the shit out of me, the fucking music!
Oh god
So now I can't go in the back?
This game is fucking hard, man. :(
Okay so I triggered that outside to make him walk around
I haven't done anything out this side yet, so hopefully we're okay
GOD, because, when you go in like the front door then he sets up traps at the front door to stop you coming in the second time
okay that door's locked
so you have to try and figure out a way of getting in and doing everything...
but that's really hard!
Can I not get out over this?
Now my only option is to go the fuckin' ways I've already gone
what happens then?
I'll steal his fucking car
See if I can knock over these and make him come out *alarm beeps*
*SCARY MUSIC* FUCK IT, FUCK IT, FUCK IT, FUCK IT
DID HE SEE ME?! OH I DUNNO WHAT'S HAPPENING RUN RUN RUN RUN RUN RUN RUN
Okay, get in, get in, get in I can't get in, I can't - (neighbor throws tomato at Jacks face) WHAT'S HAPPENING? I'M BLIND!
WHAT THE FUCK?!
Right, I reset the game. I quit out of the game and I got back into it...
...juuuust to make sure...
Okay, so this is, the start of it seems to be like go in whatever way you want and then he'll trigger stuff that way?
Because everything is open right now, I can just go in and check around his house and he's not even in here
*alarm beeps*
Or maybe he is...
This door's fucking locked ._.
Well that's not locked....can I hide in that?
Okay, the music is freaky!
Okay, it IS the fucking TV I hear
So I have a feeling that I'm just going to get caught here
Yeah, okay, so the starting part is you get caught, at least in this version of it
So where is he now? He's just walking around his house, he's just dilly-dallying
He's fine. Okay, he's sat down at his chair and there should be bear traps on the front door right?
No bear trap?
oh.....kay...I'm not seeing anything so I'm gonna go 'round the back of his house
It's a very nice day out today to steal some old mans bullshit
Maybe he has some secrets in the back of his house that I'm trying to get (obviously)
Okay, imma sneak in the back (again)
Last time he was triggered because
#TRIGGERED
Because I set off something around the front
that let him come around the back and kinda like start exploring
So now we haven't triggered that so hopefully this works
See, I dunno what I can use, or, I don't even know why I'm in his house
I dunno what I'm here for, I think I'm here to just get into that room?
But that's a lot fucking easier said than done
*whispering* Okay, I'm in I'm in SHHHH
*whispering* oh no no no no no
Lets not trigger that (smart man)
Everything's fucking locked! D:
Is there anything over here?
That's locked
OHHHHH, LOOK AT THAT LOVELY PICTURE! THAT LOVELY LOVELY PI-*Jack-gag*
.....I'm okay
okay
He's right in there, so how do I..?
He turned off the TV, he's going somewhere, he's going somewhere
Let's hope he doesn't come in to take a shit! (eewww)
*whispering* where is he?
He's going that way *points in a direction that means absolutely nothing to us*
to do what??
Murder children? (probably)
I bet that's what he does - kids come in to Mr Wilson's house, because they heard he has the best candy.....downstairs...(Jack stop)
Then when you come in WHABOOSH (AH!)
Mr Wilson knocks you out...then he does UNSPEAKABLE THINGS TO YOU AND BURNS YOU IN HIS FURNACE
I freaked myself out.. ._.
okay, moving on... Did he just go back and watch TV again?? (me every day)
He's just in there again
Okay so there's a code
So there's a code and a fucking lock on the door
These doors do not fucking help me they all just lead into the hallway
uh oh
Did the TV turn off?
No it didn't, okay. what the fuck is the point of this room?!
There's just lightbulbs and shit everywhere - what is your house dude?! (ugly)
Am I supposed to be finding something? Like a code? (yeah, no shit he has a 4-digit passcode on the door)
I'm knocking over a lot of shit
does that make noise?
Okay, do not get trapped in that. I can open up the garage door...
...I believe, and that'll distract him
BUT I DUNNO WHAT THE CODE IS
okay
did that trigger him?
He's moving
Oh he's guarding the door!
where's he going?
Dude your garage door is wide open bro!
Wanna go out and fix that?
No he fucking doesn't, he just wants to go back and watch his stories non-stop :|
You're a son of a bitch!
Okay, how do I do this? FRIDGE!
THE FRIDGE HAS THE ANSWERS! No it doesn't
Oh, I got a flashlight!
Ooooohhhh!
That's nice!
I dunno what, I dunno what I can use it for... (blind the neighbor)
Because everything's bright now
okay
Are you still listening to your stories?
You better be... IS THERE ANYTHING HIDDEN ANYWHERE?
Or is this just something that I cant do in this current build of the game?
1804? Should I try that? It's on all the boxes...
(Jack finally realises) Oh! F is to pick stuff up!
Ooohhhhhhhh!
Thought I heard him movin'...
Okay, he's back listening to the telly
open up this and...
go? (no i wanna watch till the end of this video)
Throw it? Did I do something?
I didn't mean to fucking throw the flashlight!
I feel like I should be winding it, and then, like, throwing it?
*whispering* I don't know
Hello?
Hello (Neighbor?)
Hello?
Sir?
Can you see me?
He's enjoying his stories anyway...
So, there's supposed to be a way of throwing things... I can pick stuff up
Pressing the same button again doesn't throw it, all I can do is drop it, and I've tried every single button
I didn't get any instructions with the game! They just gave me a code and said "Have fun"!
I mean I'm having fun
But I would like to know how to throw things D:
Because I can throw things and like break his windows, and then I'll be able to - Okay any bear traps?
Dude that's loud as fuck!
Because the idea is, there's a key right next to that flashlight in there. The key unlocks the lock....
...then I need a code and I need something to take the wood off the thing as well, so
oooh, 1414, is that the code? I dunno
GOOD LORD FUCKING SOLAR FLARES
Right okay, I can get into the house!
That's no problem
ooohhh, what's in your fucking bedroom bro? You into some kinky shit?
no
Okay
thank god, I was like why the hell can I still hear that radio? (its a TV, Jack)
okay
That room is upside down!
huh!
See? I can do that
Did that startle him? ( i mean, u broke his window sooooo......)
Is he gonna go check?
Don't come in here
Don't come in here to check! Go in the other room!
*scary music* I think he went out and around
I think he went out and around I dont even think he can get into his own fucking rooms
I got the key!
I got the key, I'm leaving!
OHHHH!
OH! There's fucking water on my face! I'm leaving, I'm leaving!
I can't see shit! *Music intensifies* Aaaaaahhhhh! Stop!
Gaaaaah! put the key on your bed! I - I - I- there we go, there we go, I got the key I got the key, I'm fine
Where'd he go? Oh he's all the way over there
IS HE THROWING BEAR TRAPS AT ME?!
WHAT THE FUCK?!
HI! HOW'S IT GOING? (probably bad) He's throwing something at me...
Imma go out and say hi
Hello! :D Can I pick up the bear trap?
AAAHHH FUCK! NO, NO, NO, NO NO!
Fuck it! I already had the key!
Oh, it does stay! Aw, thank god, so
I can get stuff, and I can bring it back to my room and it stays there
I have no idea what I'm doing Oh I see your fucking bear traps right there
I know what you're up to, yeah, you're sad 'cause your wife died
that's it isn't it? Can I actually get into these rooms then if Ijust break the windows?
Is that what I'm supposed to do? I would LOVE a flashlight right about now
I'm gonna run into a bear trap that I cant see I think...
Like, what's in these rooms??
What's in this house??
WHAT ANYTHING?! (CANDY!!)
Ohhhh now I can move the chair!
*gasps*
Oh now the back door's open!
Nice! Okay! That makes sense! I can't turn on the lights, I need a flashlight
Ohhhhh god, he was right there!
Okay is he watching shit again? *noises from TV*
Okay, he is, he's sitting down and he's watching shit again, he's a good boy! He's a nice man!
Apart from the fact that he was fucking lobbing bear traps at me.... (with his BEAR hands :D)
That's not a flashlight! Did I get a flashlight here last time? I cant see shit! (then look in the toilet for some!)
OH, OH! BEAR TRAP, NO!
NO!
I didn't fucking see it!
oh god, oh god! Hiii Mister!
okay, okay, okay
Well I'm gonna leave this episode of Hello Neighbor here!
I'm gonna come back, hopefully figure out a bit more about it. This was just to kinda show off what it is
NEXT TIME, if I play it again ._., I'm gonna try and see if I can get all the stuff that's needed - I'm gonna have to go off and do a little bit of homework
Because I don't really know what's going on in this one
But for now, THANK YOU GUYS so much for watching this episode If you liked it, PUNCH THE LIKE BUTTON IN THE FACE
LIKE- oh god (You alright there, Jack?)
LIKE A BOSS!!!
And! High fives all round!
Thank you guys And I will see all you dudes....
IN THE NEXT VIDEOOOO!
*Technoaxe - I'm Everywhere*
HEY MISTER WILSON!
You're a fuckin' asshole!