DEEP VOICE: YOLO Crystal Fantasy.
NASAL VOICE: The Finale. (LAUGHS)
(THUMPING DANCE MUSIC)
(RACHEL SLURS) Get your hands off me!
BOUNCER: Get outta here!
SARAH: Come on, Rachel. Don't start a scene.
We were just leaving.
Nah, ---- them!
He groped me! That's assault!
I'll be calling the police if you try to come back, love.
Rachel, stop. Let's just leave.
Oh, ----. Don't call me 'love'!
You got WAY too drunk, Rachel. I was having fun in there too.
Nah, you're just... you're just being cranky.
-Cranky Sarah! -I'm not being...
I'm not cranky, I'm just getting a little sick and tired
of being kicked out of every place when I'm with you.
Whatever. I gotta go piss, Sarah.
Where can I piss?
Hmm, you can go in there.
I'll look out for you, OK?
You're a gem, Sarah.
(SPITS) ----!
Can't stop spitting tonight.
OK, just be careful!
Need to find the perfect tree.
Perfect bloody tree. (HOICKS)
(GRUMBLES) Huh?
Mmm, nah.
(GRUMBLES)
(MYSTERIOUS MUSIC)
(MURMURS)
Yeah, this'll do.
(GROANS) Huh...
(SCREAMS)
(ELECTRICITY CRACKLES)
Huh?
Alright.
Oh, this is quite incredible!
I have been here for 4,000 years
painting this one single masterpiece
and you have appeared right when I finished the last stroke.
There must be some great meaning to this.
What?
Wait a moment.
I dreamt this would happen as well.
And I also dreamt I would walk over to you.
-And I would hold your hand. -Uh, no, thanks.
And we would step into the painting together.
Ahh!
How are we gonna get back?
I don't know. I didn't dream that part.
-(PEOPLE SHOUT) -What's that?
Oh, very interesting!
It appears to be a social gathering
in some sort of bush ute.
People sharing fun times, fun memories.
Live, laugh, love.
---- yeah! I knew there'd be another party!
(PARTYGOERS SHOUT)
(UPBEAT MUSIC)
Oh, my God! More people have come to the ute party!
(ALL CHEER)
LONE PERSON: Yay!
-What's it for? -Yes, what's the occasion?
Ute party!
(ALL SING) Ute party, ute party, ute party, ute
Ute party, ute party, ute party, ute
As you can see, this is a very good party
There is lots of fun to have...
(PLAYS SOLO RIFF)
You will... have a good time... at
The Bushworld Ute Party
(AMPLIFIER RESOUNDS)
(AMPLIFIER SQUEALS)
We hope you enjoy the party!
(CRICKETS CHIRP)
Come on, Rachel. It's freezing. I wanna go home!
(MYSTERIOUS MUSIC IN DISTANCE)
Rachel? Rachel!
(WHIMPERS)
(PHONE LINE RINGS)
-(BEEP) -Rachel, where are you?
(ENDS CALL)
(UNSETTLING MUSIC)
MAN: Wollongong Police. What's your emergency?
Hi, um... my friend just went into the bush
and, um... uh...
I don't know where she's gone!
OK. What's your location?
OK, Sarah, just to get everything right here,
your friend Rachel needed to go urinate in the bush
and she never came out.
Yeah. (SNIFFS)
And she's not answering her phone,
which is really unlike her.
She always answers my calls.
OK, well, we'll have a team
looking for the rest of the night.
We'll give you a call if anything comes up.
You don't need to stay here.
Go home and get some sleep, love.
You can keep the water bottle.
Thank you.
(CRICKETS CHIRP SOFTLY)
(GENTLE MUSIC)
Wollongong police have announced an inconclusive end
to a search for a girl who went
missing two weeks ago off Crown Street.
We are suspending the search
for the missing person at this time
until further evidence is found.
That's a shame.
(MOVING MUSIC PLAYS ON TV)
Ahh!
We are here to honor Rachel's life.
Seeing as no body was ever recovered,
we invite you to place any sentimental items
you may have into the coffin
so the physical embodiment of Rachel
may finally be laid to rest.
(GLASS CLINKS)
She always loved that trash. (SNIFFS)
Do you have anything to put in the coffin, Sarah?
(THUNDER RUMBLES)
I don't think so.
(EMOTIONAL MUSIC)
Uh, hi.
I know this is super weird, but...
I saw you on the bus and...
I don't know, something compelled me
to get off and speak to you.
I mean, I don't know if you believe
in soul mates or whatever, but...
Oh, forget it. Forget about it.
It's stupid. Don't worry about it.
(GENTLE MUSIC)
Wait.
What's your name?
It is nice to talk to someone.
I've been pretty insular for a while, so this is nice.
Thank you.
Yeah, to be honest, I've been the same.
I feel like we can talk about anything.
Sorry if I'm being stupid, but... you know what I mean?
God, isn't it annoying that they give
an odd number of spring rolls to share?
Oh, it's fine.
-I don't want one anyway. -Mm-hm. Sure you didn't.
Yeah. Actually, I did want that last spring roll.
(BOTH LAUGH)
You know, the other day,
we had a fake funeral for my missing friend Rachel.
They asked if I had a sentimental item
I could put in the coffin
and I realized I didn't have anything sentimental with her
even though we've been friends for 10 years.
But you and I have known each other for less than an hour
and we already have something more sentimental
than Rachel and I ever did.
That's kinda sad, isn't it?
(SENTIMENTAL MUSIC)
That's not sad at all.
(MUSIC SWELLS)
(SNIFFS) That's so ---- beautiful!
Hmm! You have the last piece, baby.
You have it.
No, I've had too much. I'm fat.
LOL! Little chubby thing.
-Hey, stop it! Stop. -You stop it.
(MUSIC PUMPS)
I'm currently operating
the company from my dad's...
What?
I'm just saying I'm operating
the company out of my dad's...
Like, the same one, the building.
Yeah. Yeah, it's a good one.
Yeah, OK, cool.
I can't really hear ya. I'm gonna go take a selfie. 'Bye!
Oh, yeah, no...no worries. Alright.
Whoo! At the ute party!
Holy ----, I've got 10,000 missed calls!
Yay! People love me!
(DOG BARKS)
Don't be too rough with Bilky, OK, honey?
Remember, love is kindness.
I won't! OK, Mummy! (LAUGHS) Love you!
-(DOG WHINES) -(PHONE RINGS)
(MYSTERIOUS MUSIC)
-Rachel? -Sarah.
I'm at some party in some tree painting or something.
You should come! Actually, you know what?
I don't know if you could get in.
It's, like, so ---- exclusive.
I... I thought... you were dead.
Huh? Sorry? The DJ's really loud.
He's playing some sick, like, alien bush house.
-You'd love it, Sarah! -Rachel...
It's been nine years.
I have a family now, a baby girl.
I... I have a whole different life.
Have you been partying for nine years?
Nine years?
What? Nah, I've only been here
for, like, five minutes, you dumb bitch.
Get a watch, you ----!
I went through so much pain, guilt and heartbreak
and you were off partying this whole time?
(RACHEL CHATTERS INDISTINCTLY)
Huh? Sorry, Sarah. I'm just getting a sausage sizzle.
Never call me again.
(ENDS CALL)
(EMOTIONAL MUSIC)
Mummy, who was that on the phone?
It doesn't matter, honey.
Just someone Mummy doesn't talk to anymore.
-(EMOTIONAL MUSIC RISES) -(DOG BARKS)
She ---- hung up on me!
Oh, wow. So many emotions. Um...
Are you OK?
I'm fine! Get outta my way. I'm gonna go sing karaoke.
(FEEDBACK WHINES)
Play a ---- song!
OK, how about 'The Bushland Blues'?
Yeah, OK. Play it. Yep.
-One, two! -Three, four!
-(RACHEL SCREAMS WORDLESSLY) -(BAND PLAYS BLUES)
(FEEDBACK WHINES)
(CROWD BOOS)
Excuse me! You're way too loud.
I didn't mind the music playing,
but that girl singing has awoken my baby.
I have called the police and they shall be coming soon.
(ALL GROAN)
-LONE PERSON: No! -(ENGINE STARTS)
Wait. Where are youse going?
You ruined our party spot!
We have to find a new one now!
-And that one took ages to find! -Thanks a lot, idiot.
Yeah, thanks a lot, Rachel. You ---- up our party.
(PARTYGOERS SHOUT AND JEER)
Just so you know, I'm not as mad as them.
This is just a job for me.
I'm sorry. Hope you had fun!
'Bye!
Well, shall I try to paint a way back
to the main realm you came from?
If you explain it to me, maybe I can try to paint it for you.
Nah, I'm gonna find a better party in here
even if it kills me.
(DRAMATIC MUSIC)