[Male Voice] -How can you stand in there?
- You put your hands on the wine glass with the gloves.
After you were just plunging (beep).
- This is like the dirtiest I've ever felt.
- I beg to differ.
(static)
(pop beat)
- Is that a Christmas tree?
- And I can't wait to break it out.
- He has a dead body.
- Meet Jezzy Junior
- That is so scary.
- Why, what is it?
- Why is one tit out, Jenny?
- I feel like that's a head.
(screams)
- What the (beep) is that?
- [Pauly] Oh, hey Sam.
- You know those filthy pigs had sex with that thing.
Ron did it first.
Brush her hair.
I wonder where that is now?
Probably covered in (beep) at the bottom of the pool.
(coughing sound)
- I hate you all.
- Well that was lovely.
- Oh my god, how heavy are you?
- Oh!
- [Sex Doll] I can never go out without my hair extension.
- Does it really talk?
- [Nicole] She's like 200 pounds.
- Oh my god, that ugly thing.
- [Nicole] Oh, you're the worst, ew.
- Put her wig back on.
And why is Nicole dressed like she's Greased Lightning?
My god.
(laughter)
- [Nicole] Stop, stop.
- Her eyeball fell out.
- [Nicole] I killed her.
- That was funny but why does the eyeball come out?
Are you supposed to (beep) its eye socket?
No judgment.
(pop music beat)
- Um, I love pizza.
- Oh my god, we have a pizza.
- Are you fuckin' seven?
I've been here.
- [Male Voice] What is he doing?
- He's eating the cheese off the pizza
'cause he's a Keto guido, he can't have no bread.
- Vinny, stop it, eat the crust.
Vin, really, you're really gonna
disrespect that pie like that?
- That doesn't even satisfy you, just eat the pizza.
And just be good the next day.
- [Paul] How does this guy eat six slices
of straight pepperoni and cheese?
- I definitely gonna eat pizza today, uh-huh.
(pop music beat)
- Look at what he just did in the bathroom.
It's foul, it's foul.
- Oh, why does someone always have to (beep) in the toilet?
Look at all their hot little outfits.
- Are you gonna clean Ron's toilet?
- Yeah, I'll do it.
- Why are you wearing a choker in pajamas?
Yeah, Nicole's actually good at this
'cause she has kids so she has to clean up (beep)
and vomit all the time so she can handle it.
I don't deal with any of that.
- I just want to have like a hazmat suit.
- Look at her hair, she looks like she's in a school play.
Like little Ho Peep.
- Do your thing, baby.
- [Ronnie] I would down it.
- Is that red wine in the spray bottle?
- Let's do this.
- Where is that bathroom?
(eerie music)
1981?
(eerie music)
- My god, it's worse than I expected.
- So is that (beep) outfit.
I would make Ron clean his own (beep) up.
And then I'd hook up with him.
- He can try to snake it.
- He's going in there?
- Oh my god!
- I would never let, I wouldn't even call a plumber
if I'd clogged a toilet I'd be so mortified.
I'd hide my face.
- [Male Voice] Oh my god.
(retching sounds)
- Stop gagging, Deena.
I miss the episode of pizza.
How are you ingesting things in the same room
as all that (beep) and the smell and stuff?
Like, I would not want to put anything in my mouth.
Or near my face.
Why aren't you wearing a mask?
- Oh my god, it looks like a brownie.
- And they have to blur it out, it's probably disgusting.
- I'm gonna try because I'm not a sore loser.
- Oh, oh!
- Oh my god, it stinks, I can't breathe through my mouth.
Breathe out of your mouth, breathe out of your mouth.
- What do you have Windex for?
No, try splashing it on your face.
- [Deena] What the...
- I didn't (beep) think it was gonna be that bad.
- I would just lock the door.
And rope off the area.
- [Male Voice] How can you stand in there?
- And you have the, you put your hands on the wine glass
with the gloves after you were just plunging (beep).
- This is like the dirtiest I've ever felt.
- I beg to differ.
- [Male Voice] Yeah, Ronnie, you're a disgust.
- Sick, oh that was vile.
(static)
- I'm a little scared, nervous about you cuttin' my hair.
- Yeah, that place looks shady anyway.
I wouldn't trust those barbers.
- Like a low fade, so not that high.
- He's so extra, it's like Pauly's
the one with the fancy hair do.
You just have like a fuckin' cue ball head.
- A bald head.
- Exactly, Jennifer.
- [Jennifer] You happy?
- I didn't look yet.
- I've been here before, it's very anxiety-ridden.
But I would never let myself get to a place like that.
- Every ounce of happiness just falls out of my body.
This guys just like, leaves lines in the fade.
Like, who does that?
I just got it cut somewhere else.
- Yeah, they look more trustworthy.
Yes, that man knows what he's doing.
You can just tell.
- So if you can just, like, if you wanna
texturize it a little bit.
- Texturize it?
- How long have you been cuttin' for?
- 'Bout 10 years.
- I can already tell, like, huge difference.
- You just want to hook up with him, Jenny, (beep) slut.
Jenny's horny today.
- This haircut was beyond my expectation.
I can show myself off again.
You might be better than my barber at home.
- Hey, I ain't gonna say anything.
- Wow, now they're all fresh to death.
- [Female Voice] Who farted?
- I swear I didn't fart.
- I didn't either.
- Did you fart?
- It was me.
I sharted in my pants.
- [Female Voice] I'm walkin' home.
- [Female Cast Member] You sharted?
- Same girl.
- Sorry, (beep) my pants.
- I (beep) myself in an Uber this year.
Listen to my podcast, find out the whole tea.
What is happening?
Is she (beep) in the back seat?
'Cause I need to know.
She wouldn't be laughing if she was (beep) herself.
- Will you put 'em in a bag so I can bring 'em home with me.
(laughter)
- When I (beep) myself in an Uber,
I threw my underwear on the street like a lady.
- You guys want me to be real, I'm being (beep) real.
- Go shower, you slob.
- Period, it's like period, period.
- Oh my god, why isn't she, if I just (beep)
my pants I wouldn't be wearing a maxie dress,
sittin' my feet up on a (beep) white easy chair.
Go shower, you slob.
Oh, she probably smells.
(pop music beat)