Rose: My biggest memory from highschool is probably...
Rose: ...achieving so much.
Rose: Okay, Rosie, the point of this week's video is to see how much you remember from your school revision days, okay, so we're talking academia, we're talking... Rosie: Why do you say "academia"?
Rosie: Is that how you say it?
Rose: Yeah. Rosie: Sounds like some kind of rare disease, like...
Rosie: ..."Oh, I suffer from the academia, don't touch me". Rose: Rosie, I don't think you could ever suffer from academia, no offense.
Rose: Rosie, this is called The Maths Round, okay? We're gonna start off with very basic easy questions just to get you into it.
Rose: Please, can you tell me origins of the decimal point?
Rosie: Why did you start with Maths? And also, that is Geography, so trick question.
Rosie: We're in Maths.
Rose: If I were to put... Rosie: Yeah. Rose: ... six zeros after a one... Rose: No! Rose: ...what number would that be?
Rosie: A million.
Rose: CORRECT!
Rose: Explain what a common denominator is.
Rosie: Is it...
Rosie: ...a common theme... that denominates... something?
Rose: Seven minus three. GO!
Rose: TOO LONG!
Rose: In this sentence I want you to tell me if the apostrophe that comes before the "s" is correct or not.
Rosie: Apostrophe. Rose: Yes. Rosie: Okay. Rose: You ready? Okay.
Rose: The word we're looking at here - under the microscope - is "its".
Rosie: "Its". Rose: I want you to tell me if it's "apostrophe s" or not. Rosie: Or not.
Rose: "Oh, look! It's raining outside."
Rosie: That doesn't have an apostrophe. Rose: You're saying it DOESN'T have an apostrophe?
Rose: "Let's all make fun of Rosie because she was popular in highschool and someone wasn't!"
Rose: What was the biggest killer in the late 1400's? Rosie: Probably the plague.
Rose: Wrong.
Rosie: What? Rose: Obesity.
Rosie: I question your ability to be every single type of teacher.
Rose: Why? I've got every single type of talent.
Rose: Oh, I don't wanna talk about your relationship in highschool but we all know that it was your first love and it lasted, like, four years. Great. Rosie: Yeah, yeah, yeah. But I had other relationships. Like, for example, in highschool...
Rose: Yes? Rosie: ...dated twins.
Rose: Girls? Rosie: Boys.
Rose: Boring.
Rose: It was Non-uniform Day and it was year eight... Rosie: Okay. Rose: ...and I wore a leather jacket which was a hand-me-down from Laura Dix and I thought I was the shit,...
Rose: ...not dissimilar to Danny from Grease, which was my...
Rose: ...teenspiration at the time.
Rose: So, I walk into school and Miss Dork/Dawk - no word of a lie, music teacher.
Rosie: I had a Miss Joe King. I'm not even fucking joking.
Rose: And Miss Dawk/Dork said, "Where have you been? You're late." and I said something... Rosie: Did you go [pulls collar] Rose: ...I'm not kidding you - along the lines of...
Rose: "You're late."
Rose: All my friends from form - the ones I grew up with since year seven -, they all started doing drugs and smoking and, because I was just classier a person in general from a wealthier backgroud...
Rose: ...I judged them severely, so I didn't really know wheter or not to stick with them...
Rose: ...or drift. But the thing is, I had nowhere to drift to apart from the sporty, popular, funny and REALLY smart girls, where obviously I'd fit in rather well...
Rose: ...but apart from that I didn't wanna make the transition so I pretended to be their friend. So, I'd look out to see if teachers came while they were like smoking and doing the drugs...
Rosie: You were their little bitch, basically. Rose: ...and then... Rosie: They didn't respect you. Rose: 'Scuse me! ROSIE!
Rose: I screwed my position of power as a lookout and thought "NO! Screw this! I'm gonna go and get an education.", which I did.
Rosie: Rose told me the other day - yesterday, still sore - she watched me log into my Facebook...
Rosie: ...and memorised the password... and then...
Rosie: ...she used to, at home, everyday, get up and log into my fucking Facebook and read my messages...
Rosie: ... but she couldn't read them if I hadn't read them yet, so if I had a notification - I was at uni at the time so...
Rosie: ...I probably didn't read them straight away 'cause I was at uni -, so she had to wait for me to read them and then she'd read all my messages.
Rosie: I'm so angry at you. Rose: Rosie, don't be angry, okay? Look, what's been and gone is in the past. What did that monkey say in Lion King?
Rosie: Uh, "The past is gone but it can still hurt you."
Rose: Is that what he said?
Rosie: I don't have fewer, I've got fourteen GSCEs just like everyone... Rose: You haven't got fourteen GSCEs. Rosie: Yes, I have.
Rose: No, you haven't. Rosie: Yes, I have. Rose: No, you haven't. Name them. Rosie: I've got as many as everyone... Rose: Name them.
Rose: Name fourteen. Rosie: UUH, okay. Rose: Fourteen. Rosie: I did... Rose: Go on. Rosie: Yeah, I did Double Science which counts as two.
Rose: Fair. I did Double Science. Rosie: Double Science. Rose: What did you get for Science, Double Science? Rosie: I think I got a B.
Rose: I got two A stars.
Rosie: Okay, hum, then I went back and got my Maths GSCE. I failed it but I got it...
Rosie: ...so that's three. Rose: Oh, you failed it? Rosie: And, so I've got two Sciences, Maths... OH, and I did two Englishes, English Language and English Literature, so that's two. Rose: Right, so that's five. Rosie: That's five.
Rose: Right. Rosie: So that's my English, Maths and Science. Rose: Yeah. Rosie: Okay, and then I did German...
Rose: Yeah.
Rosie: Okay. Rose: Yeah. Rosie: I... Rose: History or Geography? Not Geography.
Rosie: Uh...did History. Rose: Right, okay.
Rosie: Does PE... my PE count? Rose: Did you GSCE PE? Rosie: I don't know. Rose: No, you didn't, no, Rosie, no. Rosie: No? Okay. Hang on... Rose: So that's nine you've got. Rosie: HANG ON! I did Arts, that's ten.
Rose: Ten. Rosie: Right, hold on, I haven't done them all... Rose: RE. Rosie: So, German, Arts...
Rosie: Yeah, I did RE. Rose: That's eleven. Rosie: Okay...
Rosie: Hang on, there's more. Rose: Okay. Rosie: German, Arts, Performing Arts...
Rosie: Oh yeah, English... Rose: Yeah, it's eleven. Rosie: Okay, I've got eleven like everyone else has. Rose: Eleven? Well, I've got thirteen, so...
Rose: Basically, to round that up, yes, I've got more GSCEs than you and, yes, I'm more qualified for NASA, okay? Rosie: HM...
Rosie: Funny that I'm the one with a job.
Rose: You think that I'm the lesser of the two? Rosie: I'm just saying your GSCEs haven't got you anywhere.
Rose: They've got me very far. Rosie: Not to... not to a place of work anyway.
Rose: 'Scuse me, Rosie... Rosie: Ain't that what they're intended to do?
Rose: No. They're meant to develop you...
Rose: ...as a person inside and out. Rosie: Alright, into the lying, conniving, Facebook-password-stealing person that you've become. Okay, your mother will be so proud of you.
Rose: Hmm, maybe you should've studied the GSCE that kept your pants on.
Rose: How many sluts does it take to change a lightbulb?
Rosie: For someone who got more GSCEs than me, it's funny that you can't even change a lightbulb.
Rose: I'm scared of them! Rosie: Just another thing... Rose: They're dangerous! Rose: Just another thing that they didn't teach you at school.
Rose: It's funny 'cause I'm pretty sure I studied the GSCE that, hum, got people like you... [points to palm of the hand] here.
Rose: Right here. Rosie: PLEASE. Rose: Right here... Rosie: PLEASE! Rose: ...and around here [points at fingers and overall hand]. Rosie: Who asked whom to marry whom?
Rose: D'you know what, Rosie? There's still time to cancel this wedding.
Rosie: Seems like I learnt more life lessons. Rose: Oh, really, Lightbulb Studies? Rosie: Yeah. Rose: Hm, congratulations.
Rose: Well, I was busy learning, you know... Rosie: Not (???) to sleep with people. Rose: Electrons and... pro...
Rose: It's called "Having Respect For Yourself". Rosie: It's called "Frigid".
Rose: Really? Rosie: Hmhm. Rose: My body's a temple. What's yours? A dirty temple?
Rosie: I was very good at English. I learnt a lot. I got an A star, and I was very good at Amateur Dramatics.
Rose: Amateur being the... the word that we should stress in that one. Rosie: Well, I wasn't a trained actOr, was I?
Rose: Everyone's an amateur until they're, like, hired as an actor.
Rose: 'Scuse me?
Rose: I haven't been hired for anything, yet I feel like I'm a professional. Rosie: Hm, a professional extra.
Rosie: We all turned up for our Geography lesson... Rose: Really?! Rosie: ...this time before GSCEs...
Rose: Did you go to one? Rosie: ...Chrissy and I... Well, listen, this is the point, I didn't go!
Rosie: It was my first proper, my first ever detention, I think. Rose: Hmhm.
Rosie: And this teacher, just for no reason, she just didn't like me, I was sat there with my friend, she completely ignored my friend, she... - I've never met her in my life -,...
Rosie: ...and she just came up to me and told me that I was a blonde bimbo and that I would amount to nothing other than hanging off the arm of a footballer. Rose: Yep.
Rosie: Menstruation... the human body... Rose: That's not Science! Rosie: ...blood is actually blue until it contacts air and then it's red. Rose: That's Biology. Whole different thing.
Rosie: That's a... Rose: Okay. Rosie: ...a part of Science. Rose: Rosie, don't be ridiculous, you can't just make up the rules.
Rose: Some people said in the comments, "Oh, Rosie is the butt of every joke.", and it's true. She is. What does that say about me? I'm obviously insecure...
Rose: ...about myself. If only that were true. Really, I'm just overwhelmed with talent.
Rose: It must be very hard for you. Rosie: It's very hard to live with you.
Rose: On our next YouNow we will be discussing highschool and everything that comes with it, so if you've got any questions or need advice, tune in, because it's gonna be a highschool related... Wilma: [Barks] Rose: ...YouNow.
Rosie: It's gonna be a highschool reunion but it's not.
Rose: See you next week. Rosie: BYE! Rose: Take care. Rose: Bye!
Rose: You can't teach creativity.
Rose: Alright?
Rose: You can teach whatever you're doing at your job.
Rose: Desk Studies, is it?