*distorted* You suck at cooking yeah you totally suck
Hello, my name is Pimblokto, and today we are going to be cooking grilled cheese with pesto on bread
*robot noises* Delicious bread
*robot noises*
We're going to use coconut oil on the bread instead of butter
because it's delicious and awesome
and it tastes good
Let's get this jar opened
*struggling robot noises*
Use your magnetispherescope to open the jar
*magnetispherescope sound*
*lid clanking*
Good job everybody
Simply use the knife to spread some coconut oil
... okay
Time to go old-school, bitches
If anyone judges you, tell them to go fuck themselves
We are aiming for homogeny here
Homogeny is a beautiful thing
If only I had the capacity to understand what beauty is
Now that's looking great
Great job, everybody
Now, let's shred some cheese
Simply grab your grater in one hand
Grab the cheese
Aw fuck, that's the wrong side
There we go
Cocksucker
*intense beeping intensifying*
pew
kaboom
Good job, everybody
Now let's get some pesto onto the bread
Use your magnetispherescope again
*magnetispherescope sound*
Alright, we're ready to cook
Aw fuck, I forgot the pesto
Spread that shit around real good
Now let's get this bread into the pan
*sizzle*
That crispy sound means that there is a kinetic energy increase to the molecules of the bread,
and a chemical reaction starts to take place that results in the bread tasting delicious
Now get some grated cheese on there
And now you're laughing
Not literally
Get that other piece of bread on there
And if you want to be a really fancy motherfucker, put some more cheese on top
which will cook in, creating a layer of crispy, cheesy deliciousness that will make your circuits explode
Ha ha ha
Just kidding
You do not have circuits
You're a human
Sometimes you want to go on a lower temperature
Actually, that temperature is just fine
Take a little peek
Jesus Christ, that looks good
I wish I had a mouth
I think it's time to flip this bitch over
Just take your spatula,
and using a first-class lever dynamic with the fulcrum in the middle...
Oh shit
We're all gonna die
Ouch, my hands
Ouch, that hurts
Let's get this bastard out
C'mon
Now, you just want to turn off—
Actually, just leave the stove on until the next time you cook
Now grab your knife and cut it
*sigh*
*intense beeping intensifies*
pew
kaboom
Good job, everybody
Grilled cheese with coconut oil and pesto
Man, I really wish I could taste this
This is actually very frustrating for me
YOU SUCK AT COOKING 1110010011
1111111111
[Music]
♫You suck at cooking♫
♫Oh my god, you suck♫
♫You suck, suck at cooking♫
♫Oh my god, you suck♫
♫You suck, you suck♫
♫Oh my god, you suck♫