*whapoosh* Top of da morning to you laddies! My name is Jacksepticeye
and welcome to a game called: Quick, Draw!
Not Quick Draw. Not a shooting Bang Bang *bang sound*
Owowow i smacked myself with this in the head
This is "Quick,Draw!"
It's a thing that Google made
* reads text on the screen *
So,this was made with some friends from Google and this is an A.I. experiment so...
It's gonna give me a thing that i have to draw,
and as I draw it it's gonna keep guessing what I'm drawing and I'm gonna see if it gets it right.
I haven't actually tried this out so...
Draw a candle in under 20 seconds.
Got it! Okay,are you ready?
Okay don't guess...
You're not...I'm not drawing a fucking nail! Not a door!
How is that lipstick?
Wait,you'll get it now.
How did you know it's candle?
Woah,that's cool! And what do you light candle with? Oh! It matches!
Okay, that's it. I'm gonna fool it this time.
I have to draw well, but I'm also gonna draw...
Okay.
What do you see now? That's not a fence.Jail? * laughs *
How is that a skyscraper?
It's not it's matches!
Stop seeing doors!
It's not a fucking chandelier!
Asparagus?That's not it!
They're matches! Of course you're not fucking sure what it is!
You stupid...Why is it all based around fire?
Matches,candle,campfire.Oh,it candle! * laughs *
Right,okay,this one,okay
Visualize in your head.We only have 20 seconds to draw this but we have enough time here
to think about it in my head.Okay,I got this!
I got this,i know how to draw this.
Stop seeing things that aren't there!
What the f-
* laughs *
You're not seeing shit ,okay? Um...
This is it. That's not a ceiling fan!
It's a campfire!
You don't get this? What?!?
How is that a mosquito?
Oh, don't be sorry Google, it's probably my fault for being so inept I can't draw shit well!
This is just like drawing your tweets but everyone's just like:" Box,
matches,camera,penis,fuck!"
* giggle *
Okay, Google, take a breath.
Aah,Wuuusaa!
* exhales *
Take a breath Google,stop guessing as soon as I start out. "I see door." Shut up Google!
Right, draw a leaf,okay.
Here we go.Are you ready?
That's not a fucking spoon! How is that a screwdriver?
Okay,pear I can understand.
*Clicks with fingers*
* laughs *
I like how, He doesn't say it's a leaf,
or it's a candle,it's...it's leaf.
Oh,I see,it's leaf.
Right,rabbit okay.
Oh,this is gonna go bad!I know how to draw the ears,and I wanna draw the...okay.
Maybe I should draw side view.Okay.
Jack:Don't...!
Don't guess it.Haha,"I see line".
Ah,shit!
* laughs *
Ah,you're never gonna get this!
Ah,no I'm sorry!
It looks like a duck!
It looks like a d-
No,whiskers,whiskers!Oh it looks like a fucking...what's it look like?
It looks like a little um...
I can't fucking think right now!Ohh!
A possum,a possum!It looks like a little possum,that's what I'm trying to think!
Draw cooler.
Well,I might as well just draw myself because you don't get much cooler than this,baby!
Woo!
*Coughs*
Okay,moving on,draw cooler!Right.
I know what a cooler looks like!
See,that's the thing,I can't connect what I see in my head
to what I can fucking draw on paper,
digitally.Whatever!That's the difference between a good artist and a person who can't draw anything.
Okay,this is the to-
Of course that you fucking see a line!You don't guess a line.
Why is everything a hockey puck?
That's not a pillow, ah- this is the place
The cooler we had had like little holes down here.
Uh,no this is ice!
What?!A fucking cruise ship?
Come on! My drawings are pretty damn good.Except the fucking rabbit.
That turned out weird cause I messed up the ear.I don't know what I was thinking of,
I must have been on drugs or something.
Um,right,okay.
Our neural net figured out 2 of your doodles.But it saw something else in the other 4.Select one to see what it saw.
To see-saw?
Fence,jail,sky-Oh!
I get'cha!
This is what everybody else drew for "Matches".
That just looks like slenderman with a wig on!
Yeah,these are pretty good.Yeah,I can see why you didn't get mine.
Yeah,matches are supposed to be on fire.Ah,flames!
That's a difference between skyscraper and matches,apparently.
What else did you not see?"Campfire."
ohh!
It's cool that it shows you what it thought it looked like.How the fuck is that a snowflake?
Looks like the top of Lisa Simpson's head!
Ceiling fan, that looks like a flower!
Campfire, that's what I was going for! Good job!
Eh-g-Good job!Not me!
Okay,let's draw again! Share your drawings.
No,I don't wanna share those. Draw violin.
Okay,vio,vio,vio-
Stop!
Guessing shit before it's done!
That could have been a guitar, for all you know!
Dammit Google,dammit "Quick,Draw!".
I'm gonna have to give you a name.Quickdraw,quickdraw...
Should I just call you "Quicky Dicky"?
I think that that's a good name,my mind couldn't go anywhere else,I couldn't get clever,
so it's just time for "Quicky Dicky"! Draw a lighthouse.
* coughs *okay,um...
This is the top where the light is.
You don't fucking see shit!
No!No,no,no.
* chuckle *yoga! That's not a fire hydrant!
This is the beam!
That's the beam of light!
It's lighthouse,baby!
Okay, last time I drew something that apparently looked like lipstick.
So,this time I'm gonna draw it properly.
Hopefully I can get it.I like how he just...keeps guessing shit right away.
No!
No...
Aha! Our drawings are getting better!
I like how it's like: "I see line".Of course you see line!
Every drawing almost starts with a line.
Draw a hand.Okay.
This should be pretty easy.
I know it like the back of my- Okay! Getting in!
1,2,3,4,5.
Oh,it's hand baby, high five all around!
Ohho,yes! Draw a harp.Haha!
The symbol of Ireland, the symbol of Irish, it's on all the coins...
It's on our...no it's not on our flag.But it's on a lot of our shit!
To make it either a shamrock or harp!
that's how you know it's Irish.Ireland baby!
Let's get in to draw a harp.Or do you mean to drink?
Oh god,umm...
No,it's a harp!
It's harp.
it's not horp,it's harp!
You drive your car out to the Mart,to go buy yourself a harp.
Then,you come home,and you have a tart!
That's Irish!
Fucking "H-h-h-horp!"
Draw a swan..
Ohh shit balls!
Okay..
That's its long neck.
No!
How!
How did you get all six?
How did you get that was a swan. It could have been wailmer!
This is his face, And that's his tail!
* laughs *
What else did people draw for a lighthouse
It could have been knees! * laughs *
* laughs *
Second closest match, Knees.
Third closest match, Ladder
How, How the fuck?
Nah that's a good one!
That's what i was going for, but as you can see..
That's not what happened. Cuz it could have been an airhorn for all we know..
Uh.. Thats a f- That's a penis right there! * laughs *
Uh right. What did people draw for a swan?
Closest match was a shovel. or a snorkel.
That's actually pretty damn close!
Okay, Tha- Good swans! But that could be any fucking bird.
How do you know that's a swan bro?
Show me the receipts! Okay! Let's go! Again!
What do you want me to draw, A laptop!
Right, A bagel, Two bagel!
There's the screen, Shite. I fucked it up
I- I- I'm under pressure!
What!?
How'd you get laptop already!?
Thats it! He's gaining sentience!
Fucking the- th- the sky people! What are that.. Terminator?
Sky... Sky....
What the fuck are they called?
Sky something.. Sky net!
Haha! Yes! Terminator people!
He's already part of them. He's too smart for his own good
And then you have.. th- Google's
Deep thought.. Neural network thing.. That's able to predict things and is able to play chess and all that shit.
I'm scared man! A flying saucer. Okay
No you don't!
that could've been a sombrero for all you know!
I'm trying to trick him!
Im trying to draw like.. the simpelest things. And see if he can get it.
And then add tiny details here and there. I'm also making up for my poor drawing skills
but the dude got it! Hot tub! Okay. this one is gonna be hard.
Cuz you have the tub at the top.
Stop seeing hockey pucks in everything!!
Is that your roar shed block test?
* slaps table * That could have been a crumpet!
That could have been anything! How is he getting these?
Who are you?? Who's really inside this?
Hello!? Draw a t-shirt okay.
* laughs *
I didn't even get to finish that one!!
* laughs *
Come on man!
This is too good!
It's too clever! It's too smart!
* chuckle * Uhm. I love he just keeps seeing hockey pucks in everything though.
Draw a bed!
Okay. Umm.
Here we go.
Yeah i c- I can see how you'd see that.
Dumbell?!
No!
Here's a pillow
* laughs *
I want him to get something wrong!
And have him be like.. Oh. I know. Its the Sistine Chapel!
* laughs * Oh. I know. Its existential crisis in a middle aged man!
I want him to guess something completely off the wall and then be like..
Oh i know.. Its camera! And then you just draw a circle.
Um.. Draw a cooler.. Shit!
Ofcourse you fucking do..
No.. Uh.. Beer!
Here we go, Beer's laying all over the place.
Yeah. I dont fuckin' blame ya
Umm..
* laughs *
Neither do i anymore! It looks like a fucking bag of chips.
* laughs *
It's okay quicky D!
I don't blame you..
What are other people drawing?
That's a cooler? That looks like a fucking printer with a butthole!
Umm.. This looks like an oven.
It- Oh. Like a little fridge! Like a little freezer!
Oww!
See that's what i was kinda going for.. I dont know how you got cooler out of that, and not mine
My fucking bag of chips.
That's what i was gonna say, It looks like a lighter aswell. Like a zippo!
Um.. Third closest match, a toaster!
I mean..
I dont see how.. but.. okay.
Last round! Once more! Into the fray!
Draw a helicopter. Fucking easy bro!
Here we have the thing..
Ofcourse you do..
No..
He got it. He got it.. I was trying to draw it really crudely.
Draw a saw. Haha! I see, saw you!
Or should i draw the movie Saw..
I should draw the entire storyboard for the movie Saw. In 20 seconds.
But no instead. I'm just gonna go like this..
That could have been a sine wave! Or. It could have been the US dollar!
Going down in fucking price! Like it could have been a graph for all you know..
Because US dollar has been going down in price lately * laughs * (Says the guy living in Ireland)
Umm..
Okay draw a cannon. Hmm.
Is this cannon canon though?
I'm gonna draw my own headcanon. Umm.
Right, so, big wheel
No you see wheel. Shut the fuck up!
No what do you see?
I see bee.
No!
Come on!
Wristwa- What?
You son of a bitch!
That's your fault this time!
Not yours! Sorry, Jesus, Dont cry! No! Put those tears back in!
Push those tears back into your face!
Not you. I- I'm not complaining about you.
My cannon was spot on * Kiss sound *
Mom's spaghetti! Taste so good!
Draw a line..
Well howdee doodee
Maybe the next time you'll just ask me to draw a hockey puck.
Draw an anvil.
Oh god i just-
It occurred to me
The f-f- ofcourse you do.
Umm..
No- It's. It's an anvil!
there's supposed to be a hole right there.
Umm.
I'm gonna draw a hammer..
Argh!
I dont know!
It's an anvil!
Draw a marker. Umm.
Right. That should be fucking easy enough.
U- Uh. Now you see candle!
What!?
Umm.. Marker!
Marker! You can't even get when i'm spelling it out for you!
Toothpaste!
* laughs * How is that a horse!
Okay. What did people draw for a cannon.
It could've been drums.
Yeah.. Oh. I know drums sound like cannons.
Wristwatch.. Wristwatch i was kinda understanding
A belt!?
That's almost fucking picture for picture what i drew.
How did you get cannon out of that.. but not mine!
That's just a dick and balls. That's a penis! So many penises everywhere!
Right. The cannon, i'll give it to you. But how did you not get my anvil.
How could it have been a leg, or a horse, Or a hammer. Yes. Cuz i was drawing a hammer.
See. these guys drew anvils but somehow you didnt get min- Well mine looks like a fucking horse.
Like a- a- One of those horses you do in the olympics.
Not one of the clippity cloppities!
yeah. the f-fucking anvils.
Ah you- You're all with me right? And a marker..
T- That could have been a giraffe.
A giraffe with marker spelled across it, A stethoscope.
toothpaste..
that's a marker right there. He drew marker on it aswell!
* laughs * You said crayo!
* laughs * It's fucking markers! Not crayons!
Oh. Man. I'm done quick D. I'm done!
You son of a bitch. Oh. It's hard to hate ya!
It's even harder to love ya.
Anyway. that was Quick. Draw!. Pretty fun game!
Pretty silly. And i like these types of games like..
I- It kinda reminded me kind of of Evie.
When you're doing something. And they're just guessing all the shit in the background
And you're like. 'Shut up!
Give me a second, let me think!' Umm.
So i'll leave a link in the description. So you guys can go off and play around with it for yourselves.
Pretty damn cool!
I- I- wanna do more of this and see how many different types of drawings i can get.
Apparently i can get pizza, I can get a finger, A cup
A hanger. A pin, a Ball, Glasses, Spider, bike
the world is your oyster!
Anyway. Thank you guys so much for watching this episode
If you liked it.. Punch the like button in the face
Like a boss!
And! High fives all around * wapish * . * Wapish *
Well thank you guys and i'll see all you dudes. in the next video!
* Outro music plays *
I see camera. I see light. I see.. Blind! Argh!