-Welcome back to "The Tonight Show."
It is time to play a game of deception called
"True Confessions."
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My first opponent tonight is a Yankee legend
and the founder and chairman of the Turn 2 Foundation.
Please welcome Derek Jeter!
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Wow! You nailed that.
You came right -- sliding right in.
-Yes.
-Derek and I will be facing off against
an incredibly talented singer-songwriter,
whose new single, "You Only Love Me,"
is out now.
Please welcome Rita Ora!
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-Oh, my gosh! It is so good to see you both.
Come on, now.
That's exactly what I'm talking about.
-This is great.
-Before we start, what's in the cup?
-Alright, no, no, this is real coffee in the cup.
Yeah, here we go.
This is like a real old-timey detective.
-Oh it is. It smells like coffee, too.
-Yeah, I wouldn't -- No, don't drink it.
-Okay, okay. Sorry. -It's not really coffee.
Alright, here's how this works.
In front of each of us
are two envelopes containing confessions.
One is true. The other is a lie.
Once you read your confession,
the other two players get to interrogate you.
Then you have to come to a unanimous decision --
is it the truth or is it a lie?
-Why is the only song in my head right now
that should suit this segment is...
♪ These are my confessions ♪
♪ Just when I thought I said ♪
I feel like you should do that. -I should do that?
-Yeah.
-You've gotta teach me how to sing and dance.
Okay, here we go. -ADHD, ADHD.
-I think, Derek, you go first, okay?
Which envelope should he open? 1 or 2?
-Pick 2!
-Of course, everyone's -- Wow, I didn't even think about that.
-Yeah. -Yeah. Number 2, yeah.
-Do you have anything stronger than that coffee?
-Really, okay, here we go. -Oh.
-You're Derek Jeter. -Yeah.
-We would have known.
-But I'm sure you have, like, a really well-sculpted bottom.
Do you know what I mean?
-Were you talking to me or you were looking at Derek?
-Sorry. I meant you. -Thank you.
-Alright. -Wait, what --
-Is that a question? -Thousands -- Where?
Where were there thousands of people?
-In New York. -Yeah, in New York.
-Yes.
-Were you wearing the thong where one would wear a thong?
-Where else would you wear a thong?
-I don't know, but I thought maybe, like,
it was a weird trick question or something.
-I wore it where one would wear a thong, yes.
-So, do you wear underwear?
-Ooh!
-I do. -In general.
-I do. -Okay.
So you've never gone, like -- -Obviously.
-You have your own line of underwear, don't you?
Athletic wear.
-Athletic, yeah.
-But these weren't your -- Was it your thong?
-No, it was not my thong.
-Wow! -It was not my thong.
-It was not your thong. Did you have anything else on?
-I don't believe him. I don't believe him.
-Did you have anything else on?
-I did. -So, now we pick, right?
We choose, we decide. -Yeah, what do you think?
I say -- -I say no. I say lie.
-I say lie. [ Drumroll ]
-It is the truth.
-Wait. What are you talking about?
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What?! How did... What are you talking about?
-Hold on, hold on. Hold -- Wait wait, wait.
-What in the world? -Let me see.
-I'm going to ultimately regret playing this game,
but let me explain.
-Please. -Let me explain shortly.
I had a new teammate that I played with in 2002,
and he always had a gold thong hanging from his locker.
And he told me, "Anytime you struggle,
you wear the gold thong, you're guaranteed to get a hit."
Now, I thought the guy was crazy.
So, in 2004, I went through
the worst offensive stretch in my career.
-Okay.
-And every day, I'd walk in, he'd point at the thong.
So, finally, I wore the thong. Now, it wasn't thong-to-skin.
I had shorts on underneath.
So I put the thong over the shorts.
First pitch, home run. -Oh, my gosh!
[ Cheers and applause ] -Yes, yes.
-No way. -That is true.
-The golden thong. -Yes.
-Wow! I can't believe that's real.
Okay. Alright. Which envelope should I open?
-Ooh, yeah. -1 or 2?
[ Indistinct shouting ]
That's interesting. I was hoping for 2, maybe.
Well, I don't even know what they are.
[ Chuckles ]
-Why are you looking at me? -I'm just laughing.
-Oh, okay.
-Where was this concert?
-It was in New Jersey. -Indoor or outdoor?
-Outdoor.
-What era of Red Hot Chili Peppers was this?
-Foo fighters opened for them.
-Oh. Oh! -It was a great concert.
-Okay. -I'd say 2000-something.
-What time of the year? -This was summer.
-But Anthony never wears, really, a top himself.
-That's true.
-So why would you give him a top?
-He liked my shirt. -Mm.
-And where did he put it?
-Wore it as a shirt.
-Where were you sitting?
-That's a good question.
I was on the side of the stage.
-Obviously.
-Well, I was on the side of the stage.
I was talking to them.
He saw my shirt, wanted it, said "I like your shirt,
I want that," or something like that,
and then, like, gestured to me to give it to him or something.
-I don't believe it. -What color was the shirt?
-It was a white T-shirt. -Too many words.
You're using too many words.
-Sometimes, I use too many -- I'm a talk-show host.
-And I'm a huge -- [ Laughter ]
And I'm a huge Red Hot Chili Peppers fan
and I love how focused Anthony is onstage when he sings.
He's not going to notice you on the side of stage.
-Oh, wow. I think, yeah --
-No, not in that way. Not in that way.
No, no, no.
-I'm gonna say true just so you got noticed. Yes.
-You're worried about my ego.
But here's the thing. I took off my shirt.
He was not wearing a shirt.
So I thought, "Well, I'll give him the shirt,
but he'll give me something to wear back."
And he gave me nothing back.
So I'm standing there shirtless.
And I -- You know me a little bit.
I don't want to be shirtless in public.
-You are talking too much now. -What do you think?
You're talking way too much now. I say it's not true.
-Yeah, me too. Yeah.
-You got me. It's not true at all.
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-Talking too much. -Yes.
-I was talking too much. -You were talking way too much.
-I was talking way too much. -Yeah. Yeah.
-I planned the story out all day,
this fake story, and I just failed massively.
-Failed. -Oh, I'm embarrassed.
Oh, my gosh. You totally busted me.
Oh, my gosh. It didn't happen at all.
Alright, alright. Rita, it's now your turn.
Which envelope? What do you think?
-What do you guys -- [ Indistinct shouting ]
-You totally busted me.
-1?
2? 2?
2. I can't hear. Can you --
-Someone's yelling "4."
so it doesn't even matter at this point.
-I'm gonna go with 2. [ Cheers and applause ]
-[ Laughs ]
This one seems good.
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-Where was this?
-In New York City. -Okay.
-I don't know what accent that was.
-Yeah, it was like a Southern accent, yeah.
But New York -- So, paparazzi --
Normally, you're running away from paparazzi.
You went the other way and said, "Let's be friends,
take me to the airport"?
-Well, it wasn't a friendly exchange,
but it was a savior exchange.
I was being saved. -Were you by yourself?
-No, I was with my driver, driving me to the airport.
-I'm sorry. -Yeah, yeah.
-Yeah, so you're with your driver,
then the paparazzi drove you to the airport?
-Hold on. -Did they drive your car?
-That's interesting. So there's two cars?
-No.
-Were you, like, Jean-Claude Van Damme-ing,
two legs on both cars, cruising through on your way to --
-Guys, guys -- -Where did you jump in the car?
-On the street.
-Yeah, in the city or -- -Like, on the motorway.
Highway. Highway. -On the highway.
So you pulled over on the highway
and then jumped in the car.
-And paparazzi pulled -- And you --
-And the paparazzi pulled up behind me.
-You thought you were safe enough
to get in the car with paparazzi strangers?
-Yeah. Yeah.
-If any kid's watching at home, never do this.
-No.
No, but this was a really serious emergency.
-I hope I'm right. -This was an emergency.
-What do you think? -I hope I'm right.
-Okay, what? -Yeah, me too. Yeah.
-I don't believe it. -I don't believe it at all.
You would never, Rita Ora, ever in your life,
ever risk -- You are a treasure.
You cannot risk getting in a car with a stranger
ever in your life.
Is it true?
-It's true. -Oh, my gosh!
Rita, no!
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Were you scared? When was this?
-Explain. -So, my car broke down.
And I had to catch this flight.
Like, I had to get this flight back to London.
There was a huge family emergency.
And I said to myself, "Lord, help me if I make it
to the airport, but I have to get on this flight."
And so I said to the paparazzi, "This is so out of my character,
but I have no other way to get to the airport."
-Well, you can't say that anymore.
-Now the whole world knows.
"I have no other way to get to the airport.
Please, can you drive me to the airport?"
And he said, "Jump in, let's go."
-Oh, my God! -Wow!
-Thank you to that paparazzi. Good for you.
My thanks to Derek Jeter, Rita Ora.
Thank you for playing.