Strange behavior? Suspicious activity?
- And a fierce passion for... - Chocolate!
This is Bikini Bottom Mysteries.
Meet Tom, a local movie star.
It's true, Tom.
This isn't my real hair!
With a tragic history of butt injuries.
Oh, man. It itches!
But under his perfect hair and behind those hardly yellow eyes,
something's not quite right about Tom.
Chocolate!
Exhibit A: chocolate.
Tom's best known for his intense emotional breakdown
at the very mention of chocolate.
Did you say chocolate?
A breakdown so extreme...
Chocolate!
- It scared the barnacles... - Chocolate!
Out of these two anonymous salesmen.
And Sponge-- I mean, one of our sources,
claims that chocolate isn't the only food that sets Tom off.
Here we see him flipping out over his diet Dr. Kelp.
How am I supposed to eat my pizza without my drink?
And why is he suddenly orange?
Here he's losing his temper over tiny details.
You asked for a couple of ice cubes in your drink,
- and I only put in one! - You what?
And overreacting about potato salad?
It took us three days to make that potato salad.
Three days!
Well Tom, we did extensive research on dozens of potato salad recipes,
only to find that not one of them takes three days.
No, something's just not right about Tom.
Now that I got you right where I want you,
I'd like to buy all your chocolate?
Which brings us to exhibit B: strange behavior.
Tom's behavior may seem normal at first,
behavior like going to a concert.
♪ I learned a lesson I won't soon forget ♪
Or helping the elderly.
But take a closer look at these activities.
While the crowd is going wild, why isn't Tom cheering?
Or smiling? Or even moving?
Instead, he's just staring unblinkingly at SpongeBob,
like an unfeeling maniac.
Helping the elderly seems like an admirable deed, right?
But why is he disguising his voice?
Alright seniors, let's open these windows
so the world can see your nice, white clothes.
Nice white clothes.
Still not convinced that Tom's up to something?
Well, then explain to us why he was caught attempting to escape
from Inferno Island.
Turn the ship around!
A maximum security prison,
where Bikini Bottom sends its worst criminals.
Who said that?
The official reason he was sent to prison is unknown.
But after conducting a background check, we learned that Tom may be more sinister
than anyone imagines.
Exhibit C: suspicious activity.
That's right, a close look at Tom shows us that he's performed
some heinous acts in the past.
While working as a bartender.
Here's your drink, sir.
Tom was caught on camera actively sabotaging SpongeBob Squarepants.
What in the name of Neptune makes this drink so heavy?
You may think that SpongeBob is simply too weak to lift a glass of juice.
Well then, explain this.
Or this, or this.
In fact, it's part of SpongeBob's job to lift drinks every day.
And who puts a drink on top of somebody's hand anyway?
Isn't it possibly that Tom deliberately made the drink so heavy,
and purposefully set it on SpongeBob's hand?
And if you think that's bad,
you won't believe what's next.
Tom is believe to be a key instigator
of the infamous Bubble Buddy witch hunt.
Pop that bubble! Pop that bubble!
Pop that bubble!
During which he accused Bubble Buddy of crimes like arson.
He burned our crops!
- Poisoning. - He poisoned our water supply!
And biological warfare.
And delivered a plague onto our houses!
Three claims that were each proven false.
Keeping SpongeBob captive,
slandering Bubble Buddy's good name.
He poisoned our water supply!
And reading a pamphlet about evil?'
We may never know why Tom is so sinister,
but one thing's for sure, the man's crazy for chocolate.
Chocolate?
And now, a Bikini Bottom Bonus Mystery.
Everyone knows Smitty Werben Jager Man Jensen.
Smitty Werben Jager Man Jensen.
He was number one!
But was Smitty Werben Jager Man Jensen really number one?
Then why does this grave say Smitty Werben Man Jensen
instead of Smitty Werben Jager Man Jensen?
Could the real number one actually be Smitty Werben Man Jensen
and not Smitty Werben Jager Man Jensen?
Then who exactly is Smitty Werben Jager Man Jensen?
And what's his connection to Smitty Werben Man Jensen?
File this one under S for Smitty Werben Jager Man Jensen.
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